PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Danny Lynch (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Donnie Darko (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Danny Lynch looks tired to me. Hopefully he has got enough gas left in the tank to put in a good performance.

Lynch
vs
Darko

197 cm
32
210 lbs
17 - 14 - 0

188 cm
31
201 lbs
18 - 14 - 0

Decent wrestler
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

Good wrestler
World class boxer
Granite chin

Alpha Male

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 17 - 14 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Danny Lynch!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 18 - 14 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Donnie Darko!
The judges for this bout are Andrew Berry, Richard Clark and Donald Grub.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Darko throws a big shot that misses.
Lynch works the jab nicely.
Darko misses with a low kick.
Lynch walks forward and throws out a flicking leg kick. Darko checks it nicely though, as he moves to the side.
Darko throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Lynch sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Darko lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Lynch has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Lynch and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
Lynch misses with a wild body shot.
Darko thuds a left hand into Lynch's body.
Darko tries to close the distance and clinch up but Lynch swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Lynch fails to land with a series of punches.
Lynch sizes up Darko with a pawing jab and scores with a straight right down the middle.
Darko pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Darko missing with a left hand there. Lynch was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Darko throws a looping overhand right but Lynch ducks down to avoid it.
Nice cross by Darko.

It looks like Danny Lynch has been cut.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Darko connects with a leg kick. Lynch looked like he was expecting something else and didn't defend it.
Lynch throws a right and a left that both miss.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Lynch closes the distance and takes a jab right on the nose as he does so.
Lynch fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Darko manages to avoid it.
Darko bobs and weaves and unloads with a good uppercut.
Lynch attempts a low kick but it misses it's target.
Darko uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Lynch.

Darko clinches up against the cage.
Lynch has had enough of the clinch and is looking to separate.
Lynch is trying to break the clinch but Darko is controlling him.
Lynch tries to circle away but Darko has him pinned against the cage.

Darko's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Lynch's hands are dropping dangerously low here and Darko connects clean with a right hook that sends him down to one knee! Lynch scrambles back to his feet.
Lynch on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Darko. Darko obviously looking to wear him down.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Lynch keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Darko.
Darko is looking to slow Lynch down with leg kicks.
Lynch is breathing heavily.
Some wild striking there from Lynch.
Lynch has been talking about how he's improved his wrestling in the run up to the fight so let's see if that's enough to sway the balance.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Some bone on bone action there as Darko checks a low kick. Luckily it wasn't a particularly hard one.

Darko lands a left and a right that send Lynch crashing to the mat, dazed. Darko thinks about following him to the mat but decides to wave him back up to his feet!

Lynch is rocked!
Darko cracks Lynch with a brutal left hook that knocks him out cold! This one is over in a flash! Game over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:19 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Donnie Darko!
Donnie Darko seemed lost for words in his post fight interview but he remembered to thank his fans and directed everyone to his website.