PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Long Duk Dong (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Fluffy Unicorn (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.

Duk Dong
vs
Unicorn

175 cm
25
210 lbs
2 - 0 - 0

180 cm
18
215 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
Big right hand

BJJ White Belt
Basic striking
Inexperienced

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 2 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Long Duk Dong!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Fluffy Unicorn!
The judges for this bout are Sosuke Kotani, Yukihiro Shimada and Taro Takaoka.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Dong throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Dong lands a right hook to the body.
Donk. Unicorn catches Dong right on the button with a cross.
A swing and a miss from Dong.
Dong tries to bum rush Unicorn with a series of wild strikes but Unicorn uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Dong wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
Unicorn's hands are dropping dangerously low here and Dong connects clean with a right hook that sends him down to one knee! Unicorn scrambles back to his feet.
Dong looks to land a right hand but Unicorn moved out of range.
Dong misses with a two punch combination.
Unicorn lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Dong circles away quickly and effectively.
Dong digs a good body shot into Unicorn's ribs.
Dong throws out a powerful jab.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Dong lands a nice shot to the body.
Unicorn moves in looking to clinch but Dong pushes him off.
Unicorn tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Dong paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Dong throws a series of punches but Unicorn avoids them all with ease.
Unicorn blocks a jab.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Unicorn moves forwards but Dong connects with a nice, crisp jab.
Unicorn pivots, looking for a leg kick but Dong is out of range and Unicorn settles back down.
Unicorn fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Dong looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
Unicorn changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.
Dong stalks Unicorn and leaps in with a furious combination of punches. Uppercuts and crosses smash into Unicorn's face. Unicorn staggers backwards, shaken.
Long Duk Dong is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Dong swats away the attempt to clinch by Unicorn.
Jab, cross, leg kick. Nice combination by Dong!
This has been an exciting period of action!
Unicorn showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Dong.
Unicorn thuds his right hand into Dong's forehead from close range. That could be painful for both fighters.
Unicorn misses the shot to the body.

Unicorn shoots in for a takedown from distance. He catches Dong napping and manages to drive through into side control!
The referee is pacing around the two fighters - he looks like he's thinking about a standup.
Unicorn scores with a couple of short elbows.
Unicorn advances to full mount.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Unicorn lands a couple of nice shots there from mount.
Unicorn punishing his opponent with strikes.
Unicorn prevents Dong from getting the reversal.
Unicorn tucks in and makes sure he doesn't lose the dominant position.
Dong keeping his composure momentarily, calmly looking to get back to half guard.
Unicorn lands a big shot there that rocks Dong but he's holding on and managing to survive for now.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Unicorn lands with some vicious ground and pound - can Dong hang on?
Unicorn is still in mount, landing shots to his trapped opponent. Dong can't stay in a position like this for much longer.
Unicorn with shots to the head and body - Dong looks very uncomfortable down there.
Unicorn with shots to the head and body - Dong looks very uncomfortable down there.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Dong is looking to improve his position but Unicorn isn't that keen on the idea.
Unicorn is landing with some decent strikes but Dong is trying to advance his position so the referee is letting the fight continue.
Dong is wriggling around trying to escape.
Unicorn working the ground and pound effectively.
Unicorn unloading with bombs!

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Unicorn controlling the position easily from mount.
A nice elbow there by Unicorn.
Unicorn postures up and cracks his opponent a couple of times before moving back into close ground control. Dong looks a forlorn figure.
Dong looks to be in better condition than last time we saw him fight. Obviously he's been working hard on his cardio.
Unicorn pausing momentarily but resumes with a couple of decent strikes that do a bit of damage.
The crowd growing excited in anticipation of a finish here! Right on cue, Unicorn cracks his opponent with a massive right hand that draws loud cheers!
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Unicorn landing strikes from the mount.
Unicorn cracks Dong with a nasty head shot there - the crowd let out an audible gasp there, as the noise reverberated around the arena.

Dong is rocked!
Unicorn controlling from the full mount.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Fluffy Unicorn dominated that round.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action.

Dong stuffs the takedown attempt from Unicorn. Unicorn gets slowly back to his feet.
Unicorn gets cracked with a nice right hand there by Dong.
Unicorn throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Unicorn staying out of range there.
Unicorn throws a hook but Dong avoids it easily.
Unicorn lands with a nice body punch.
Unicorn lands a nice shot that snaps Dong's head back.
Unicorn connects with a looping left hand that seems like it dazed Dong momentarily.
Dong thows a body shot but no joy.
Dong ducks under a wild hook from Unicorn.
Unicorn bobs and weaves and throws out a fast jab that snaps Dong's head backwards.
Dong lands a body shot.
Unicorn avoids a punch combination nicely.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Dong gets cracked with a nice right hand there by Unicorn.
Unicorn ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
Long Duk Dong is winning the standup battle so far.
Unicorn takes a shot to the eye socket. That's gotta hurt.
Unicorn is moving around nicely and scores here with a single head shot.
Dong throws a big shot that misses.
Unicorn throws a right hand that Dong ducks under and follows up with a left that Dong also avoids with ease.
Unicorn cracks Dong with a right hand to the side of the head.
Unicorn lands the left hand.
Unicorn walks into a left hand.
Unicorn digs a good hook to Dong's body.
Long Duk Dong is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Unicorn misses with a few strikes there.
Unicorn is pinned up against the cage taking some big shots here. The referee is looking closely deciding whether he should stop the fight.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Dong lands with a shot to the body.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Unicorn misses with a hook. Dong ducked under it nicely.
Unicorn works Dong's body with a nice hook.
A jab from Unicorn finds it's way through Dong's defenses.
A slow jab from Dong misses its intended target.
Dong swings for the body but Unicorn moves out of range.
Unicorn throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Unicorn moves in looking to clinch but Dong pushes him off.

Unicorn moves into the clinch.
Unicorn misses with a hook to the ribs.
The fighters are pressed against the cage, as the pace of the fight slows.
Nice body punch from Unicorn - that landed with a thud.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
An uppercut to the body lands inside from Unicorn.
Unicorn is trying to pull guard but being pressed up against the cage enables Dong to keep the fight standing.
Unicorn scores with a shoulder strike.
Unicorn misses with some punches.
Unicorn misses with a punch to the body.
Unicorn misses with a short punch on the inside.
Dong blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Unicorn has a couple of punches blocked by Dong.
Dong looks like he'd prefer to be striking at range right now.
Dong trying to control the position but instead, Unicorn has worked for underhooks and has pushed Dong into the cage.
Unicorn tries to work over Dong's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Unicorn working aggressively here.
A short left from Dong.
Unicorn fails to pull guard.
Long Duk Dong has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Fluffy Unicorn.
Unicorn tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Dong's elbow.
Dong working some nice short punches in the clinch.
Unicorn throws a head punch that misses.
Unicorn goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Unicorn swings away with an uppercut that misses.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Unicorn misses with some punches.
Dong blocking some punches.
Dong throws a head punch that misses.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Fluffy Unicorn showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action! Ladies and gentlemen, this is the final round!

Unicorn drives through with a takedown into Dong's guard. Let's see what he can do from the top position.
Dong working a defensive guard here.
Unicorn trying to control the position from guard on top but Dong is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Unicorn connects with a couple of short punches.
Dong controls Unicorn momentarily but Unicorn frees himself.
Unicorn is pushing down on Dong's leg trying to pass to half guard. Dong is fighting to maintain full guard but Unicorn has managed to sneak the leg through.
Unicorn wants to free his trapped foot but Dong is holding on for dear life with his legs.
Dong is not content to let Unicorn control the position.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Unicorn lands with a punch from half guard.
Dong is looking to control Unicorn's leg but it's slowly edging free. Can Dong avoid being mounted?
Dong won't allow Unicorn to pass to mount.
Unicorn wants to control but Dong is keeping him busy.
Unicorn has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
Unicorn keeping composed on the top, looking to control the action.

That's two minutes gone in the round.

The ref stands the fighters back up, due to lack of action by Fluffy Unicorn.
Dong throws a hook to the side of Unicorn's head but Unicorn sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Unicorn shakes his hands off, looking to compose himself, but takes a jab to the jaw whilst he does it.
Unicorn ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
Unicorn looks for a takedown here. Will he get it? Dong is fending him off so far but Unicorn persists. Nope, Dong circles away and we're back to standing.
Unicorn swings for the body but Dong moves out of range.
Unicorn paws at his opponent with the jab and then lunges in with a straight, right on the button.
A jab from Dong does it's job there.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Dong throws a looping overhand right but Unicorn ducks down to avoid it.
Dong bobs and weaves and throws out a fast jab that snaps Unicorn's head backwards.
Dong scores with a decent looking hook.
Unicorn bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Dong stuffs a takedown. It's all about dictating where the fight takes place and Dong wants it to stay on the feet.
Unicorn swings and misses with a hook to the body.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Horrible takedown by Unicorn or perhaps it was just good defense by Dong which made him look bad.
Long Duk Dong has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Fluffy Unicorn.
Nice defenses there by Unicorn.
Unicorn lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Dong circles away quickly and effectively.
Unicorn throws a hook to the side of Dong's head but Dong sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Dong throws a nice looking combination but Unicorn bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Unicorn takes an uppercut right on the jaw but it doesn't phase him.
Dong misses with an uppercut.

Unicorn closes the distance and presses his opponent up against the cage.
Dong taking a break, stalling in the clinch.
Unicorn lands an uppercut.
Unicorn goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Unicorn misses with a short punch on the inside.
Fluffy Unicorn is fighting for a decision - hopefully he's judged it right and he's actually winning the fight.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Unicorn can't find room to land a body shot as Dong controls the action.
Dong blocks a body shot from Unicorn.
Unicorn misses with the head strike.
Unicorn lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt Dong or not.
Dong blocks an uppercut.
Long Duk Dong has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Dong doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Unicorn misses with the head strike.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Dong lands with a right to the head.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Unicorn misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Dong.
Dong lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
A shot in the inside from Dong.

And that's the end of the fight!
Fluffy Unicorn comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
I've got Unicorn winning every round here. Surely the decision will go his way and he'll pick up a well deserved decision victory. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Sosuke Kotani scores the fight 27:30
Judge Yukihiro Shimada scores the fight 27:30
Judge Taro Takaoka scores the fight 27:30

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Fluffy Unicorn!