PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Zbynek Taticzek (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Xavier Styles (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Taticzek comes to the cage accompanied by Feuer Frei. Styles has chosen Theme tune to muslamic ray guns as his entrance music. Zbynek Taticzek could well score a knockout today. He has the power to get to Xavier Styles's chin.

Taticzek
vs
Styles

183 cm
27
184 lbs
16 - 5 - 0

185 cm
29
175 lbs
17 - 10 - 2

Great wrestler
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

Excellent grappler
World class boxer
Good gas tank

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 16 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Zbynek Taticzek!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 17 - 10 - 2, fighting out of London, Xavier Styles!
The judges for this bout are Valeri Chadov, Sergei Dronov and Fedor Mirinova.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Styles does a little shimmy and throws a leg kick. The leg kick missed by a considerable margin though, making him look a little bit silly for doing the shimmy.
Styles lands the left hand.
Taticzek throws out a loose jab but Styles uses good head movement to avoid it.
Styles shakes his hands off, looking to compose himself, but takes a jab to the jaw whilst he does it.
Styles slips a straight right by Taticzek.
Xavier Styles seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Styles keeps the fight on the outside.
Styles has been spending a lot of time sparring his boxing in the run up to the fight, trying to sharpen up those hands and look for a knockout.
Styles misses with an uppercut. Taticzek saw that one coming.
Styles slips under a jab.
Styles swats away the attempt to clinch by Taticzek.
Taticzek is looking to clinch but Styles is avoiding it.

Styles clinches.
Styles drops down looking for an ankle pick but Taticzek pulls his leg out and moves away.
Styles has a takedown stuffed.

That's one minute gone in the round.

Taticzek gets taken down but at least he's managed to land in guard.
We've had a lack of effective grappling in the last minute or so, which could well see a referee standup.
Styles tries to free his leg and advance position but Taticzek is retaining full guard.
Taticzek wants to sweep here but Styles controlling him for the moment.
A real slowdown in the pace of the fight for a moment, as Taticzek holds on and takes a little breather.
Taticzek keeping moving, preventing Styles from controlling successfully.
Taticzek lands a beautiful switch and he's in full mount! That could spell trouble for Styles!

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Styles tries to lock up and control but Taticzek gives him a forearm to the face and pushes him away.
Styles is trying to avoid being dragged into an even worse position than he's already in but Taticzek is staying active.
Styles is in all sorts of trouble here.
Taticzek controlling his opponent.
Styles is wriggling around trying to escape.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Taticzek manages to capitalize on a mistake by Styles to take his back!
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Styles tries to escape the position.
Taticzek controlling the position well here. Styles rolled but Taticzek kept the hooks locked in and stayed in the dominant position.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Styles trying to control the position but Taticzek manages to sink in the hooks.
Styles tries to roll but Taticzek sticks to his back.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

A close round but Xavier Styles will probably get the nod.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action!

The crowd cheers as Styles lands an impressive looking overhand right. Taticzek doesn't seem phased though.
Taticzek moves out of range of the strikes.

Styles gets in close and instigates a clinch.
Styles tries a body shot but Taticzek blocks it.
Styles blocks an uppercut.
Styles tries to break free but Taticzek pushes him back against the cage.
Taticzek gets through Styles's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
Taticzek missing with knees to the body.
Styles fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Taticzek landing some nice looking knees to the body.
Styles on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
Styles throws a head punch that misses.
Styles working aggressively here.
A short right from Styles on the inside.
Styles wants a takedown but no success here.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Taticzek tries to land a knee to the head but misses.
Styles can't get the takedown.
Taticzek looking to throw knees to the head but Styles is blocking nicely.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Styles misses with a punch on the inside.
Taticzek lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Styles backwards.
Styles misses with the head strike.
Styles can't find room to land a body shot as Taticzek controls the action.
Taticzek looking to throw knees to the head but Styles is blocking nicely.
Styles lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Taticzek backwards.
Taticzek is defending well against a takedown attempt.
Zbynek Taticzek has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Xavier Styles.
Styles avoiding damage as Taticzek throws knees to the body.
Styles wants to take the fight to the mat but Taticzek manages to get underhooks and keep the fight in the clinch.
Styles jumps guard but Taticzek turns him against the cage and keeps the fight standing.
Styles misses with the head strike.
Kneeeeees! The crowd are calling for knees to the body. Taticzek obliges.
Taticzek lands a good knee to the midsection. Styles won't want to take too many of those.
Styles is breathing heavily.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Knees in the clinch landing for Taticzek.
Styles blocks a body shot from Taticzek.
Taticzek lands a knee to the head.

It looks like Xavier Styles has been cut.
Taticzek using the Thai clinch to land knees to the body.
Taticzek lands an uppercut.
Taticzek softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Taticzek throws a knee to the head but misses.
A right hand to the body from Taticzek.
Taticzek blocking some punches.
A right hook to the body lands for Taticzek.
Taticzek misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Styles.
Styles wants to take the fight to the mat but Taticzek manages to get underhooks and keep the fight in the clinch.
Taticzek misses with a knee to the head.
Styles managing to block the knees to the body from Taticzek.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Taticzek.
Styles can't break the clinch.
A shot in the inside from Taticzek.
Styles misses with some punches.
Taticzek lands a knee to the body.
Taticzek misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Styles.
Taticzek blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Styles wants to break the clinch but can't.
Taticzek doesn't land with the attempted body shot.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Styles blocks a body shot from Taticzek.
A hook to the body from Taticzek.
Taticzek is trying to wear down his opponent with knees to the body.
Taticzek landing some nice looking knees to the body.
Taticzek lands a knee to the body.
Zbynek Taticzek has scored more points in the clinch so far.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Taticzek works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process.
A head punch on the inside from Styles fails to land.
Taticzek blocking some punches.
Taticzek putting his Muay Thai to good use. He has Styles in a tight clinch and is doing some damage with knees to the body.
Taticzek lands with a short head shot on the inside.
Taticzek tries a body shot but Styles blocks it.
Taticzek scores with an uppercut up the middle.
Styles tries for a takedown but Taticzek manages to get underhooks.
Taticzek trying to land knees to the body.
Nice body punch from Taticzek.
Taticzek lands a body punch.
Styles blocks a body shot from Taticzek.
Styles can't find room to land a body shot as Taticzek controls the action.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Taticzek lands with a short shot to the head.
Styles has had enough of the clinch but Taticzek keeps him there for the moment.
Taticzek tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Styles avoids it.
Styles tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Taticzek being controlled against the cage.
Styles struggles to land a body shot inside as Taticzek controls his hands.
Styles is trying to work out of this bad position, with his back against the cage.
Taticzek keeps control of Styles as he tries to wriggle out of the double underhooks.
Taticzek misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Styles.
Taticzek lands a shoulder strike.
Taticzek landing some nice looking knees to the body.
Taticzek landing some nice looking knees to the body.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Taticzek unloads a knee to the mid-section. Styles lets out a prehistoric sounding urrrrgh.
Taticzek scores with an uppercut up the middle.
Taticzek works on Styles's body with a couple of short punches.
Taticzek using the Thai clinch to land knees to the body.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Zbynek Taticzek dominated that second round.
The cut man is working on Xavier Styles's cut.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action! This is the final round!

Taticzek looks to land a left hand but Styles moved out of range nicely.
Taticzek misses the jab.
Taticzek is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Styles can do to turn this around?
Taticzek lunges at Styles with a hook that half lands and is half blocked by Styles's hand.

Styles is rocked!

Styles moves into range and clinches up with Taticzek.
Taticzek throws a vicious knee straight up the middle but Styles blocks it with crossed arms.
Styles has a body lock and is looking for a takedown. Taticzek is bouncing around trying to prevent the takedown and somehow he has indeed managed to stay on his feet.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Taticzek.
Styles is still on wobbly legs! Can Taticzek finish him?
Styles tries to circle away but Taticzek has him pinned against the cage.
Taticzek dips a shoulder and cracks Styles with a mighty uppercut! Styles falls back against the cage and Taticzek unloads with a barrage of strikes! Styles is completely out with his eyes open, only supported by the cage! Save him ref! Eventually the ref decides to do his job and jumps in - Taticzek screams abuse at the incompetent official before going over to celebrate with his corner. Brutal stuff!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:38 of round 3, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Zbynek Taticzek!
After winning the bout, Zbynek Taticzek thanked all his fans and promised he'd do even better in his next fight. The crowd seemed to love his humility.
In defeat, Xavier Styles stepped up to the mic, saying 'It's at times like this, one must reach deeply into his soul,challenge his heart, feel new courage, endure the fuck pain and say 'FUCK ISLAM AND MOHAMMED WAS A PEDOPHILE''.