PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Richard Imer (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Rumina Sato (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Sato comes into a darkened arena with his song building. Call to prayer of islam kicks in, the lights come on and the crowd goes wild! What a showman! Rumina Sato acknowledges the crowd's support as he enters the cage.

Imer
vs
Sato

176 cm
34
175 lbs
21 - 9 - 0

185 cm
33
175 lbs
17 - 11 - 0

Abu Dhabi Champ
Excellent boxer
Insanely flexible

Good wrestler
World class MT
Granite chin

Jihad Fight Gear-Outkast Infidels Version
Jihad Fight Gear-Outkast Infidels Version

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 21 - 9 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Richard Imer!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 17 - 11 - 0, fighting out of London, Rumina Sato!
The judges for this bout are Albert Achterberg, Aafke Stam and Radbod Blank.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Imer scores with a leg kick.
Sato avoids the body shot from Imer.
A good leg kick by Sato.
Imer throws a wild body kick that Sato sees coming a mile off.
Sato throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.
Sato uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Imer.
Sato clobbers Imer with an overhand right that has the crowd gasping. That made a horrendous noise.
Sato looks to score with a jab to the body but Imer is just out of range.
A lazy body kick from Imer
and Sato connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
A looping hook to the body misses from Imer. Sato does a little dance to reset his feet.
Sato walks into a straight right hand from Imer.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Sato misses with a two punch combination.
Sato takes a body punch but keeps moving.
Sato looks to land a right hand but Imer moved out of range.
Sato tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Imer keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Sato lands with a thumping leg kick.
Rumina Sato seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Sato scores with a decent looking hook.
Imer misses with a body shot.
Donk. Sato catches Imer right on the button with a cross.
Imer looks to score with a jab to the body but Sato is just out of range.
Sato throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Imer stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
Imer is looking to clinch but Sato is avoiding it.
Sato throws a hook to the side of Imer's head but Imer sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Sato lands with a nice body kick.
Sato lands a head kick. Imer smiles back at him and beckons him forward.
Sato has used his reach advantage pretty well so far tonight.
Imer throws a low kick but Sato avoids it.
Sato thows a body shot but no joy.
Imer just misses with a punch to the body.
Imer misses with an attempted mid kick.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Imer, right into the meat.
Rumina Sato is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Imer uses good footwork to get in and out, landing a nice hook.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Sloppy strikes from Imer. Those never looked like landing.
Imer with a nice cross.
Imer misses with a wild body shot.
Sato connects with a leg kick. Imer looked like he was expecting something else and didn't defend it.
Imer cracks Sato with a good jab.
Sato scores with a punch to the head.
Sato looks to score with a jab to the body but Imer is just out of range.
Imer ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Imer misses with a wild body shot.
Sato scores with a jab to the jaw of his opponent.
Sato misses with a looping left.
Imer catches Sato with a nice straight right. He seems pissed - ooooh, it's on now! On like donkey kong!
Sato is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Imer.
Sato punishes Imer's body with a nice straight punch.
Imer uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Sato.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Imer is looking to land body kicks.
Imer throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Sato blocks the body kick.
Sato throws a low kick but Imer avoids it.
Imer thows a body shot but no joy.
Sato uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Imer.
Sato throws a good cross that connects.
A swing and a miss from Sato.
Imer uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Sato.
Imer checks a low kick. Bone on bone - not my idea of a good time.
Nice shot by Imer.
A looping hook to the body misses from Imer. Sato does a little dance to reset his feet.
Sato swings for the body but Imer moves out of range.
A really sloppy takedown attempt there from Imer.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Sato keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Imer drops his hands and takes a jab to the jaw for his troubles.
Imer ducks under a wild hook from Sato.
A swing and a miss from Sato.
Sato ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Imer moves away.

Imer shoots in for a takedown from distance. He catches Sato napping and manages to drive through into side control!
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Imer tries to advance to mount but Sato denies him.
Sato felt the need to train up his defensive grappling in the buildup to the fight. Presumably he was expecting to be in a difficult position like this, so let's see if he can get out of it.

Imer is looking to finish here, going for an Americana. Sato knows the correct defense though, so he's OK.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Imer works to advance to full mount. Sato defends for a few seconds but eventually he succumbs.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Sato working to try and regain half guard.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

A close round but Rumina Sato will probably get the nod.
That's time! Imer's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.

Imer misses with a low kick.
A jab lands there for Imer.
Imer takes an uppercut right on the jaw but it doesn't phase him.
Sato misses with an uppercut.
Imer slips a jab from Sato.
Imer throws out a loose jab but Sato uses good head movement to avoid it.
Sato tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Imer was well out of range. Poor timing from Sato.
Imer scores to the head and body with a nice combination!
A left lands for Sato.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Sato thows a left - swing and a miss!
Sato throws a body kick that misses.
Good leg kick by Sato there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
Sato on the wrong end of a nice jab.
Imer lands with a good body shot.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Sato moves out of range as Imer strikes.
Imer misses with a straight left.
Imer lands a leg kick that knocks Sato off balance momentarily.
Sato stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Imer.
Imer ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Sato moves away.
Imer pivots, looking for a leg kick but Sato is out of range and Imer settles back down.
Imer fakes with the hands and throws a leg kick but Sato is out of range.
Imer lets the fists fly and connects with a left straight followed by a right hook.
Sato missing with a left hand there. Imer was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Imer moves out of range of the strikes.
Imer pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Sato dips to his left and cracks Imer with an uppercut!
Sato misses the shot to the body.
Sato misses with a jab to the body

and Imer counters with a shoot takedown into half guard.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Imer stops Sato from getting back to his feet.
Sato is looking for a sweep. Imer is wise to his cunning plan and keeps the top position.
Sato tries to kick Imer off but Imer keeps his base steady and stays in half guard.
Imer tries to pass to full mount but Sato defends it.

Imer is trying to work for a kimura but Sato is defending well.
Sato is trying to get back to full guard.
Imer is keen to just control but Sato is a slippery customer.
Imer moves nicely into side control.
Sato is putting a lot of effort into getting back to his feet here.

That's three minutes gone in the round.

Imer tries for a kimura but Sato is defending well.
Imer is looking to take a break and control but Sato is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom.

Imer tries for a kimura. Not really close to a finish though.
Sato is trying to get back to his feet.
Imer wants to control but Sato is keeping him busy.
Imer is pausing for a moment. What's he doing? It looks like he's clearing his nose. Oh dude! He's shot a load of snot all down Sato's shoulder. That is not cool.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Sato is positioning himself to get back to half guard.
Both fighters take a look at the clock.
Sato bucks up and tries to throw Imer off but instead Imer has got his back!

Imer has his opponent's back and is working for the choke.
I really don't envy Sato right now.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Sato is trying to stand back up.

Sato defending nicely against the rear naked choke attempt.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Richard Imer dominated that second round.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action! This is the final round!

Imer ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Sato moves away.
Imer throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.
Sato swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Imer just misses with a punch to the body.
Imer throws a body punch but Sato moves out of range.
Imer looks to land a combination. Sato sees it coming but can only parry a couple of the shots.
Imer looks to score with a jab to the body but Sato is just out of range.
Imer uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Sato.
Imer changes levels and looks for a double leg takedown. Sato tries to avoid it but Imer manages to keep hold of a leg and drag Sato to the ground. Sato escapes though and pops straight back up to his feet.
Imer gets cracked there but stands up to it.
Imer swings for the body but Sato moves out of range.
Imer misses with a wild body shot.
Sato walks into a stiff left hand from Imer.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Imer moves into range and connects with a jab.
Imer takes an uppercut right on the button but keeps his composure.
Imer looks to land a left hand but Sato moved out of range nicely.
Some wild striking there from Sato.
Sato scores with a hook to the body. Imer takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
A looping hook to the body misses from Imer. Sato does a little dance to reset his feet.
Imer jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Imer tries to score with a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Decent striking displayed by Sato there.
Imer takes one on the button.
Imer blocks the body kick.
Sato waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Imer.
Imer throws out a loose jab but Sato uses good head movement to avoid it.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Jab by Sato.
Sato takes a shot right to the bread basket.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Sato takes a body punch but keeps moving.
Imer fakes the leg kick and cracks Sato in the body.
Sato takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
Sato takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
Imer cracks Sato with a good shot that sees him stumbling back into the cage.
Sato takes a swing at Imer's ribcage but misses.
Sato throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.
Imer looks to score with a jab to the body but Sato is just out of range.
Imer cracks the inside of Sato's front leg.
Imer throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Sato swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Sato on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Imer fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Sato manages to avoid it.
Imer throws a low kick but Sato avoids it.
Sato keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Imer throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Sato sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Imer digs a good body shot into Sato's ribs.
Richard Imer is winning the standup battle so far.
Imer throws a head kick that misses.
Imer misses with a wild combination.
Sato throws a leg kick but Imer checks it.
Sato scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
Imer misses with a low kick.
Sato uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Imer.
Sato scores with a sloppy right hand. Imer should have avoided that one.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Sato thuds his right hand into Imer's forehead from close range. That could be painful for both fighters.
Imer throws the left hand but Sato avoids the punch easily.
Imer keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Imer throws out a loose jab but Sato uses good head movement to avoid it.
Imer looks to land a left hand but Sato moved out of range nicely.
Sato misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Imer.
Imer is looking to wear down Sato with body shots, infact he's throwing more body shots than head shots at the moment.
Imer ducks under a wild hook from Sato.
Sato with a jab.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Imer throws out a powerful jab.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Sato.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Imer throws a sloppy head kick and Sato moves out of range easily.
Imer goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.
Imer misses with a body shot.

And that's the end of the fight!
Richard Imer showed his dominance in that final round.
Well Imer has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Albert Achterberg scores the fight 29:28
Judge Aafke Stam scores the fight 30:28
Judge Radbod Blank scores the fight 30:27

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Richard Imer!
The defeated Rumina Sato had this to say: 'It's at times like this, one must reach deeply into his soul,challenge his heart, feel new courage, endure the fuck pain and say 'FUCK ISLAM AND MOHAMMED WAS A PEDOPHILE''.