PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Pete Palahnuik (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Carlos Eduardo (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Chooooooooon! I think Palahnuik might be my favorite fighter, now he's come out to Machine Civilization. Eduardo is bouncing up and down as he enters the arena, backed by Numb. These two fighters really are very evenly matched on the feet - it will be fascinating to see who can assert themselves in that aspect of the fight.

Palahnuik
vs
Eduardo

184 cm
33
189 lbs
21 - 7 - 0

185 cm
32
200 lbs
16 - 15 - 2

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

BJJ Brown Belt
World class MT
Granite chin

Bad Man Clothing

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 21 - 7 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Pete Palahnuik!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 16 - 15 - 2, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Carlos Eduardo!
The judges for this bout are Seu Braga, Emerson Jorge and Daniel Cesar.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Eduardo looks to score with a jab to the body but Palahnuik is just out of range.
Eduardo throws a right hand that Palahnuik ducks under and follows up with a left that Palahnuik also avoids with ease.
Palahnuik waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Eduardo.
A slapping body kick lands there for Eduardo.
Palahnuik wants to land a leg kick but Eduardo is out of range.
Palahnuik throws out a leg kick but Eduardo moves out of range and Palahnuik only half commits.
Eduardo takes one on the button.
Eduardo's corner calls for a 1, 2 combination and Eduardo duly obliges.
Palahnuik has been talking about how he's improved his wrestling in the run up to the fight so let's see if that's enough to sway the balance.
Palahnuik misses the shot to the body.
Palahnuik throws a shot to the body.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Palahnuik throws a big shot that misses.
Palahnuik explodes with a nice body kick and back out of range. Nice work.
Eduardo throws a half hearted mid kick.
Palahnuik lands a jab.
Eduardo tries to clinch
letting Palahnuik counter with a right hand.
Palahnuik throws a nice looking combination but Eduardo bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Eduardo throws a head kick that misses.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Eduardo stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Palahnuik.
Palahnuik fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Eduardo has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
Eduardo is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Palahnuik throws a body kick that sends a sickening thudding noise reverberating around the arena.
Eduardo misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Eduardo throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Eduardo takes a shot to the eye socket. That's gotta hurt.
Eduardo misses with a lunging right hand
and Palahnuik connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Palahnuik dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Eduardo tries a head kick but it misses.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Eduardo fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Palahnuik lands with a kick to the ribs.
Pete Palahnuik seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Palahnuik looks to score with a jab to the body but Eduardo is just out of range.
Palahnuik slips under a jab from Eduardo.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Palahnuik throws a body kick but he wasn't in range.
Palahnuik avoids the head kick by Eduardo.
Palahnuik scores with a jab to the body.
Palahnuik throws a mid kick that lands with a slap.
Jab by Palahnuik.
Palahnuik lands with a head kick! That's gotta hurt.
Palahnuik ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
Palahnuik moves out of range as Eduardo strikes.
Eduardo stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Palahnuik.
Palahnuik scores with a sloppy right hand. Eduardo should have avoided that one.
Eduardo swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Palahnuik jabs away that one connects to the head of his opponent.
Palahnuik rushes Eduardo with punches - Eduardo moves straight backwards instead of circling and gets clipped by the second strike... and the third... and the fourth! Oh, Eduardo goes down! Palahnuik follows up with more strikes and the ref steps in to end the bout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:55 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Pete Palahnuik!
Pete Palahnuik took to the mic in his post fight interview and said 'Though we do violence, it is our choice. We must not forget, WE ARE ALL ONE!'.