PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Dirt Magurt (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Patrik Lindstrom (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). There are an array of beautiful celebrities at ringside tonight! I wonder if any of them paid for their tickets.

Magurt
vs
Lindstrom

179 cm
20
170 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

177 cm
21
170 lbs
2 - 2 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Solid boxing
KO power

BJJ Blue Belt
Counter striker
Granite chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Dirt Magurt!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 2 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Patrik Lindstrom!
The judges for this bout are , Timothy Bukovac and Jack Bonds.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Magurt throws out a loose jab but Lindstrom uses good head movement to avoid it.
Magurt throws a looping overhand right but Lindstrom ducks down to avoid it.
Magurt connects with a slap. Keep your fist closed son.
Magurt looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Magurt fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Lindstrom showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Magurt.
Magurt throws out a loose jab but Lindstrom uses good head movement to avoid it.
No joy there for Magurt, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Magurt rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Lindstrom moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Lindstrom shoots for a double leg takedown but Magurt sprawls well. He's pushed Lindstrom's face into the mat and manages to get back to his feet relatively easily.
Magurt misses with a wild combination.
Dirt Magurt seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Magurt swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Lindstrom bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Lindstrom shoots for a takedown but Magurt saw that one coming a mile off and avoided it easily.
Lindstrom walks straight into a jab right on the nose. That one stung - he's blinking and trying to clear his head.
Magurt throws a hook but Lindstrom avoids it easily.
Magurt tries to bum rush Lindstrom with a series of wild strikes but Lindstrom uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Magurt throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Magurt lands three nice shots there - that looked like it hurt!
Magurt misses with a looping right.
Magurt misses with a straight right.
Magurt lands with a precision combination! Left, right, uppercut and Lindstrom falls flat on his face, eyes wide open but he's out!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:18 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punches). Dirt Magurt!