PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Kim Jong Un (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Gary Stilies (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Jong Un comes to the cage accompanied by DPRKorean National Anthem. Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.

Jong Un
vs
Stilies

178 cm
29
224 lbs
7 - 13 - 0

200 cm
23
255 lbs
5 - 5 - 0

BJJ Brown Belt
Basic striking
Experienced

BJJ Blue Belt
Decent boxing
Heavy handed

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 7 - 13 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Kim Jong Un!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 5 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Gary Stilies!
The judges for this bout are Arvi Lind, Tarja Halkonen and Marco Blurström.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Jong Un uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Stilies.
Wow, both these guys are really going for it!
Jong Un tries to clinch but Stilies moves out of range.
Stilies throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Jong Un.
Stilies connects with a crisp jab.
Stilies misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Jong Un is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Stilies has been working on his striking defense in training and it's paying off as Jong Un is landing a low percentage of strikes.
Stilies throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Jong Un is trying hard to land a takedown here. Stilies sprawls well and keeps this one on the feet.
Jong Un doesn't manage to clinch there - Stilies circles away.
Jong Un moves to clinch but Stilies breaks away
and Stilies counters with a three punch combo that has Jong Un backing up. Jong Un nods at Stilies to acknowledge the strikes.
Jong Un tries to close the distance and clinch but Stilies swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Jong Un checks a low kick. Bone on bone - not my idea of a good time.
Stilies stuffs the takedown.
Jong Un ducks under a wild hook from Stilies.
Jong Un tries to close the distance and clinch but Stilies swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.

Jong Un rushes Stilies and pushes him back against the cage in a clinch.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
A frustrated look appears on Stilies's face as he tries to break the clinch.

Jong Un pulls guard effortlessly.

That's one minute gone in the round.

Jong Un has a loose triangle. He'll be looking to tighten that up but Stilies can see exactly what he's planning and manages to posture up and free himself.
Stilies postures up.
Stilies would like to get this fight back to the feet but can't get free from the closed guard.
Jong Un wants to get back to his feet but Stilies is in a dominant position and won't allow it.
Stilies really doesn't want to stay on the ground with Jong Un. If he can't get it back to his feet, it's only a matter of time before he'll be tapping out.

Stilies is posturing up here but Jong Un has hold of an arm and he's gone for an armbar! Stilies tries to roll out but it's too tight and Stilies has to tap! Slick submission there by Jong Un!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:49 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Armbar). Kim Jong Un!
Kim Jong Un decided to thank the fans in attendance for making a great atmosphere. It seemed to go down pretty well.
The defeated Gary Stilies had this to say: 'C'est une perte que je peux passer de & revenir plus fort. Merci à tous les fans pour leur soutien. (This is a loss I can grow from & come back stronger. Thanks to the fans for their support.)'.