PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a bantamweight MMA rules bout between Terrance Clam Digger (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Jupiter Jones (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Clam Digger kept the crowd waiting but all that was forgotten when his ring entrance music started. The incomparable musical genius that is Body Rott. Jones has chosen Brownstone as his entrance music. These two fighters really are very evenly matched on the feet - it will be fascinating to see who can assert themselves in that aspect of the fight.

Clam Digger
vs
Jones

177 cm
27
145 lbs
18 - 2 - 1

167 cm
28
148 lbs
18 - 11 - 0

Great wrestler
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

Good wrestler
World class boxer
Granite chin

Bad Man Clothing
Namunamu Clothing

Backyard Fighting

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the bantamweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 18 - 2 - 1, fighting out of Los Angeles, Terrance Clam Digger!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 18 - 11 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Jupiter Jones!
The judges for this bout are Steven Brown, Sam Margolis and Colin Fotheringham.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Jones sees a low kick coming and goes to check it, but it's actually a body kick and it thuds into his unprotected ribs.
Jones takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.
Jones on the wrong end of a nice jab.
Clam Digger throws a lazy body kick
and Clam Digger takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Thud! ouch! good body kick from Clam Digger - that will leave a mark!
Nice body kick from Clam Digger.
Clam Digger is looking to clinch.
Jones swings away with a leg kick that misses.
Jones throws a nice outside leg kick.
Clam Digger throws a leg kick
and Jones counters with a kick to the head that grazes his opponent. Clam Digger is lucky that one didn't land flush.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Clam Digger scores with a leg kick.
No joy there for Clam Digger, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Jones throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Clam Digger ducks under a wild hook from Jones.
Clam Digger stuns Jones with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
Jupiter Jones is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Jones avoids the body shot from Clam Digger.
Clam Digger takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
Clam Digger swings and misses with a shot to the body
enabling Jones to counter with a crisp jab.
Jones tries to check the leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
Clam Digger misses with the combination.
Jones has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Clam Digger.
Clam Digger looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Jones waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Clam Digger.
Clam Digger scoring well with a low kick there.
Clam Digger scores with a leg kick.
Jones's hands are dropping dangerously low here and Clam Digger connects clean with a right hook that sends him down to one knee! Jones scrambles back to his feet.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Jones throws an overhand right that lands on Clam Digger's shoulder, as Clam Digger tries to avoid the shot.
Clam Digger stuns Jones with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
Clam Digger definitely looks more muscular than last time we saw him fight.
Clam Digger connects with a looping right hand.
Good work by Jones as he checks the leg kick.
Clam Digger lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Jones circles away quickly and effectively.
Clam Digger punishes Jones's body with a nice straight punch.
Clam Digger scores with a punch to the head.
Jones scores with a decent looking hook.
Clam Digger throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.
Clam Digger moves forwards but Jones connects with a nice, crisp jab.
Jones avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
A jab lands there for Clam Digger.

That's three minutes gone in the round.

Clam Digger shoots in with a lovely double leg takedown. Jones manages to land in full guard to minimise the damage.
The referee wants the fighters to be more active or he's going to reset them on the feet.
Clam Digger throwing strikes from guard but Jones blocks nicely.
Clam Digger slows down the pace of the fight, as he sits in guard.
Clam Digger wants to control from the top but Jones keeps moving.
Clam Digger wants to pass the guard but Jones is keeping the position.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Clam Digger trying to control the position from guard on top but Jones is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.

The referee decides to stand the fighters back up, due to lack of activity on the part of Terrance Clam Digger.
Clam Digger attempts a low kick but it misses it's target.

Clam Digger gets to the clinch - let's see what his plan is here.
Clam Digger working aggressively here.
Clam Digger tries to work over Jones's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Clam Digger controlling the action here for a moment.
Clam Digger struggles to land a body shot inside as Jones controls his hands.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Terrance Clam Digger dominated that round.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action.

Good work by Jones as he checks the leg kick.
Jones lands the left hand.
Jones scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
Jones on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
Clam Digger throws a leg kick but Jones checks it.
Jones lands with a right hand.
Jones lands a body shot.
Clam Digger doesn't manage to clinch there - Jones circles away.
Jones misses with an uppercut

and Clam Digger counters with a single leg into guard. Jones didn't expect that.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Clam Digger throwing shots from guard but he's hitting more mat than opponent.
Clam Digger stopping the sweep attempt from Jones.
Jones working the defensive guard well to avoid strikes from Clam Digger.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Jones is trying to control the position from the bottom.
Clam Digger working from the guard for now, landing some ground and pound.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Clam Digger's corner is telling him to maintain position.
Clam Digger trying to control the position from guard on top but Jones is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
A big thud reverberates around the arena there as Clam Digger accidentally thumps the mat. Hopefully he's not broken his hand.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Clam Digger preventing the sweep.
The referee must be thinking about standing these guys back up.
Clam Digger's corner is telling him to maintain position.

Neither fighter is doing enough for the referee's liking and he's decided to stand them back up.
Clam Digger tries to clinch up.
Clam Digger lands with a cross to side of his opponent's head.
Clam Digger gets off balance looking for a body kick
and Jones counters with a straight right hand.
Terrance Clam Digger seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Clam Digger throws a mid kick that lands with a slap.
Jones misses with a looping left.
A nice inside leg kick there by Clam Digger. That's going to slow Jones down.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Clam Digger is looking to score with low kicks.
Clam Digger changes levels and looks for a double leg takedown. Jones tries to avoid it but Clam Digger manages to keep hold of a leg and drag Jones to the ground. Jones escapes though and pops straight back up to his feet.
Clam Digger is using his height advantage well here, landing a good percentage of his punches.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Jones checks a leg kick.
Jones takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
Clam Digger tries to work over Jones's front leg with a kick but Jones checks it.
Clam Digger misses with a body shot.
Clam Digger lands a kick to the ribs of his opponent. Nice work there - in and out in a flash.
Jones takes one to the side of the head.

Clam Digger closes the distance and presses his opponent up against the cage.
Clam Digger working some nice short punches in the clinch.
Clam Digger will no doubt start fighting again in a minute but for now he's just having a little rest, leaning Jones up against the cage.
Clam Digger blocks an uppercut.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Clam Digger stalling in the clinch but Jones improves position.
Clam Digger dodges an elbow strike from Jones.
Clam Digger doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Jones prevents the takedown attempt.
Clam Digger stalling in the clinch but Jones improves position.
Jones prevents the takedown attempt.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Terrance Clam Digger. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Jones working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Jones's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Jones blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Clam Digger blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Jones lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Jones tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Clam Digger leaning against his opponent.
Jones blocks a body shot from Clam Digger.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Terrance Clam Digger dominated that second round.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action! This is the final round!

Clam Digger slips a straight right by Jones.
A slow jab from Clam Digger misses its intended target.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Clam Digger.
Clam Digger throws a big shot that misses.
A nice leg kick lands there from Clam Digger.
Jones misses with a looping right.
Terrance Clam Digger is winning the standup battle so far.
Jones lands with an overhand left.
Clam Digger lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
A jab from Clam Digger does it's job there.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Clam Digger.
Clam Digger scores with a hook to the body. Jones takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
Jones loads up on a big right hand but Clam Digger slips the punch.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Clam Digger connects with a solid leg kick.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Crunch! Clam Digger slams his shin into Jones's torso.

Jones gets caught flat footed, as Clam Digger shoots in with a quick takedown into guard.
Clam Digger advances position into side control!
Clam Digger creates some space and throws a big elbow, but Jones sees it coming and moves his head just enough to avoid the strike.
Jones is looking for a sweep.
Clam Digger working the ground and pound.
Jones gets back to half guard.
Terrance Clam Digger is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Jones regains full guard. Nicely done.
Clam Digger pressing down on his opponent's thigh, looking to pass guard. Jones is keeping the position for now.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Clam Digger wants to control from the top but Jones keeps moving.

Jones had isolated an arm as going for a kimura. Clam Digger defends it easily.
Clam Digger is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Jones can do to turn this around?
Jones working the defensive guard well to avoid strikes from Clam Digger.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Jones is working an open guard here, looking to improve his position. No doubt that will leave him open to counters but at least he's being more offensive.

Clam Digger drops back for a leg but he's not going to get it - he lets go and Jones dives on top into guard.
Clam Digger wants to sweep but no luck.
Clam Digger trying to keep a closed guard but Jones is proving a slippery customer.

That's four minutes gone in the round.

Clam Digger is looking for a triangle but Jones pushes his legs off easily.
Clam Digger looking to hit a scissor sweep but Jones is one step ahead there.
Jones postures up.
Jupiter Jones has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Terrance Clam Digger overall seems to be getting the better of the ground position in the fight so far.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Jones trying to stand up but can't free himself from Clam Digger's guard.
Jones trying to land body shots but he keeps hitting the mat.

And that's the end of the fight!
Terrance Clam Digger showed his dominance in that final round.
Well Clam Digger has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Steven Brown scores the fight 30:27
Judge Sam Margolis scores the fight 30:27
Judge Colin Fotheringham scores the fight 30:27

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Terrance Clam Digger!
A victorious Terrance Clam Digger thanked his army of followers in his post fight interview, telling people to make sure they follow him on Twitter.