PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a bantamweight MMA rules bout between Mistah Muzzlefist (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Kaiser Jo (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Well, I have no idea who's going to take this one!

Muzzlefist
vs
Jo

182 cm
25
145 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

170 cm
18
142 lbs
2 - 0 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Solid Muay Thai
Big heart

BJJ Blue Belt
Counter fighter
Determined

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the bantamweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Mistah Muzzlefist!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 2 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Kaiser Jo!
The judges for this bout are Topper Green, Skip Squint and Ron Honeybunn.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

Muzzlefist has Jo up against the cage in a clinch.
Muzzlefist trying to land knees to the body.
Muzzlefist misses with a knee to the head.
Muzzlefist misses with a knee to the head.
Muzzlefist lands a knee to the body.
Jo blocks an elbow strike.
Muzzlefist landing some nice looking knees to the body.
Kneeeeees! The crowd are calling for knees to the body. Muzzlefist obliges.

Muzzlefist breaks from the clinch.
Jo shoots in looking for a double leg takedown. Muzzlefist defends it nicely.
Jo tries to drive through with a takedown attempt but Muzzlefist defends well and Jo ends up having to push Muzzlefist into the cage where they will battle it out in the clinch.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Jo prevents a body shot from Muzzlefist.

Muzzlefist breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Kaiser Jo seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Jo keeps the fight on the outside.
A telegraphed takedown attempt from Jo is defended easily by Muzzlefist.
Mistah Muzzlefist has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Kaiser Jo.
Muzzlefist scores with a push kick.
Muzzlefist lands a jab. Then a cross. Then finally a nice hook to the body. Good work there by Muzzlefist.

Muzzlefist clinches up with Jo and pushes him back against the cage.
Muzzlefist lands a right hand that snaps the head of Jo backwards.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Jo can't get the takedown.
Muzzlefist tries to land knees in the clinch but Jo avoids the damage to the body.
Muzzlefist landing knees to the body.
Muzzlefist lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Jo is looking for a takedown up against the cage. Muzzlefist gets underhooks though and prevents the takedown attempt.
Jo is working on a leg, looking for a takedown but Muzzlefist is defending well.
Kneeeeees! The crowd are calling for knees to the body. Muzzlefist obliges.
Jo looks winded!
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Muzzlefist with an attempt at a knee that misses.
Jo drops down for a takedown but doesn't get it.

Muzzlefist breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Muzzlefist scores with a three punch combo!

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Muzzlefist scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Jo doesn't seem bothered though.
Mistah Muzzlefist is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Jo takes a kick to the side of the head.
Jo shoots in looking for a double leg takedown. Muzzlefist defends it nicely.
Muzzlefist is looking to clinch.
Jo has a takedown stuffed.
Jo looks frustrated there after his takedown attempt is stuffed easily.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Muzzlefist tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in to close the distance. Jo manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
Jo fails to land the takedown.
Jo on the wrong end of a kick to the body.
Muzzlefist goes for a high kick. It partially lands.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Muzzlefist lands with a thumping leg kick.
Jo has a takedown stuffed.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Mistah Muzzlefist dominated that round.
That's time! Muzzlefist's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.

Muzzlefist lands a jab, followed by a cross and another cross, as Jo backs up against the cage.
Jo avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Muzzlefist tries to clinch there but Jo circles away.
Mistah Muzzlefist is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Muzzlefist tries to clinch but Jo is having none of it.
Sloppy strikes from Jo. Those never looked like landing.
We've been informed that Jo has been working hard on his conditioning in the buildup to the fight.
Jo throws a right and a left that Muzzlefist avoids nicely.
Muzzlefist lands with a kick to the ribs.
Muzzlefist throws a nice head kick!
Mistah Muzzlefist is winning the standup battle so far.
Jo shoots in for a takedown but doesn't get it.
Jo is breathing heavily.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Muzzlefist tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Jo paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Muzzlefist rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Jo moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Some wild striking there from Muzzlefist.

Muzzlefist moves into the clinch.
Muzzlefist connects with a knee to the head.
Muzzlefist crunches a lovely knee into Jo's ribcage.
Jo drops down looking for an ankle pick but Muzzlefist pulls his leg out and moves away.
Muzzlefist is looking to clinch but Jo is avoiding it.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Muzzlefist stuffs the takedown.
Mistah Muzzlefist has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Kaiser Jo.
Muzzlefist defends well against a solid takedown attempt from Jo.
Jo has his takedown stuffed
and Muzzlefist counters with a low kick, right behind Jo 's knee.
Muzzlefist looks to land a combination. Jo sees it coming but can only parry a couple of the shots.
Jo fakes high and shoots in for a takedown but Muzzlefist avoids it really well and circles away.
Muzzlefist moves into range and throws a combination. A nice jab followed by a hook to the body.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Muzzlefist tries to clinch but Jo is having none of it.
Muzzlefist wants to clinch.
A really sloppy takedown attempt there from Jo.
Muzzlefist tries to close the distance and clinch up but Jo swats him away and circles back towards the center.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are getting on the fighters' backs, as the pace has dropped off in the last minute or so.

Muzzlefist closes the distance and presses his opponent up against the cage.

Muzzlefist breaks from the clinch.
Muzzlefist is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Muzzlefist showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Jo.
Muzzlefist displays good takedown defense there as he swats away a double leg from Jo.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Muzzlefist tries to clinch but Jo is having none of it.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Mistah Muzzlefist dominated that second round.
That's time! Back to the action! This is the final round!

Muzzlefist tries to clinch there but Jo circles away.
Muzzlefist defends well against a solid takedown attempt from Jo.
Jo tries to drive through with a takedown attempt but Muzzlefist defends well and Jo ends up having to push Muzzlefist into the cage where they will battle it out in the clinch.

Muzzlefist breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Muzzlefist tries to clinch but Jo is having none of it.
Muzzlefist stuffs the takedown.
Mistah Muzzlefist has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Kaiser Jo.
Jo shoots in for a takedown. "I don't think so" says Muzzlefist as he avoids it easily.

Muzzlefist pushes Jo up against the cage in a clinch.
Jo drops down looking for an ankle pick but Muzzlefist pulls his leg out and moves away.
Muzzlefist lands a jab, followed by a cross and another cross, as Jo backs up against the cage.
Jo takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Muzzlefist works over Jo's head and body with a nice combination.
Muzzlefist is looking to clinch.
Jo has a takedown stuffed.
Muzzlefist displays good takedown defense there as he swats away a double leg from Jo.
Muzzlefist lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Muzzlefist tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Muzzlefist tries to grapple but his opponent circles

and Jo counters with a driving takedown into guard. Nice work there by Jo.
If this pace continues, the referee will definitely step in and force a standup.
Muzzlefist pulls Jo in close to prevent any damage.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Jo throws a big right hand that misses.
Muzzlefist will need to keep those long limbs tucked in whilst he's on the ground, to prevent any submissions.
Jo throwing shots from guard but he's hitting more mat than opponent.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
A big thud reverberates around the arena there as Jo accidentally thumps the mat. Hopefully he's not broken his hand.
Jo throwing shots from guard but he's hitting more mat than opponent.
Muzzlefist seems keen to control Jo's posture.
Muzzlefist is trying to keep Jo in close.

The referee decides to stand the fighters back up, due to lack of activity on the part of Mistah Muzzlefist.

Muzzlefist gets a clinch.
A shot in the inside from Muzzlefist.

Muzzlefist breaks from the clinch.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Muzzlefist tries to clinch up but Jo circles away and keeps his distance.
Muzzlefist moves in looking to clinch but Jo pushes him off.
Jo fails to land the takedown.

Muzzlefist takes the fight into the clinch.
Muzzlefist is trying to wear down his opponent with knees to the body.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Muzzlefist lands a nice knee to the body.
Muzzlefist really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.

Muzzlefist breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Kaiser Jo has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Mistah Muzzlefist is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
Jo shoots in for a takedown. He's persisting with it as Muzzlefist sprawls well. Muzzlefist wins this battle and keeps the fight standing. Jo gets slowly back to his feet.

And that's the end of the fight!
Mistah Muzzlefist showed his dominance in that final round.
Well I reckon that's a shut out for Muzzlefist, winning every round. Will the judges agree? They are the ones who matter, even if they are often depressingly incompetent. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Topper Green scores the fight 30:27
Judge Skip Squint scores the fight 30:27
Judge Ron Honeybunn scores the fight 30:27

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Mistah Muzzlefist!
A victorious Mistah Muzzlefist thanked his army of followers in his post fight interview, telling people to make sure they follow him on Twitter.