PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Bart Simpson (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Marko Myttynen (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Myttynen has chosen Larharyhmä - Mörkö se lähti piiriin as his entrance music. Bart Simpson could well score a knockout today. He has the power to get to Marko Myttynen's chin.

Simpson
vs
Myttynen

183 cm
25
275 lbs
4 - 1 - 0

197 cm
22
277 lbs
1 - 0 - 0

Decent wrestler
Counter fighter
Very strong

BJJ Blue Belt
Brawler
Tends to cut

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 4 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Bart Simpson!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Marko Myttynen!
The judges for this bout are Johanna Lukiainen, Ben Zyskovitsi and Tarja Halkonen.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Myttynen feints a straight left to the body, then turns around with a flashy move and hits Simpsons jaw with a dramatic spinning back fist!
Myttynen looks to score with a jab to the body but Simpson is just out of range.
Simpson cracks a nice hook into Myttynen's ribs.
Simpson throws a jab when Myttynen was well out of range.
Simpson checks the leg kick.
Myttynen throws a body punch but Simpson moves out of range.
Simpson dips to his left and cracks Myttynen with an uppercut!

It looks like Marko Myttynen has been cut.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Simpson uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Myttynen.
Marko Myttynen seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Simpson checks a low kick from Myttynen.

Simpson forces Myttynen back against the cage and clinches.
Simpson letting Myttynen take a breather here.
Simpson lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Myttynen wants to break free but Simpson has control.
Simpson keeps control of Myttynen as he tries to wriggle out of the double underhooks.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Simpson creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
Simpson stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.
Myttynen looks winded!
Simpson creates some distance for himselfand unleashes a massive uppercut that sends Myttynen's eyes rolling into the back of his head! Myttynen drops to his knees and Simpson pours it on with more strikes until the referee steps in to end the bout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:56 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Bart Simpson!
A loyal slave to those sponsorship dollars, Bart Simpson made sure he mentioned Nippon Outfitters, along with how happy he was to win his fight.
In defeat, Marko Myttynen stepped up to the mic, saying 'Lissää reeniä vaan, nii eiköhän tää tästä lähe! '.