PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Tagushi Yotsuba (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Andy Kill (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). I'm sure you'll be fascinated to know that I was talking to some pointless Z list celebrity before the fight and he thought that Andy Kill was going to win. Let's see if he was right.

Yotsuba
vs
Kill

176 cm
22
170 lbs
4 - 5 - 0

180 cm
20
175 lbs
3 - 3 - 0

BJJ Purple Belt
Solid boxing
Insanely flexible

Decent wrestler
Counter fighter
Heavy handed

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 4 - 5 - 0, fighting out of London, Tagushi Yotsuba!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 3 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Andy Kill!
The judges for this bout are Chris Edwards, Donald Grub and Steven Brown.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Kill misses with a wild combination.
Yotsuba throws a looping overhand right but Kill ducks down to avoid it.
Yotsuba loads up on a big right hand but Kill slips the punch.
Yotsuba looks to score with a jab to the body but Kill is just out of range.
Kill lands with a cross.
Kill uses good footwork to get in and out, landing a nice hook.

Oooooh!!! Kill has knocked Yotsuba down with a huge combo! Kill steps away and waves a wobbly Yotsuba back to his feet! This one might not go much longer!

Yotsuba is rocked!
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Yotsuba is wiping some vaseline out of his eye. Kill doesn't give a rats ass about fair play and cracks him with a massive hook to the side of the head! Yotsuba crumples to the floor out cold! The cornerman is going to be in Yotsuba's bad books for that mishap!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:40 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Andy Kill!