PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Irving Brown (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Polish Engineer (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Rumors backstage are that the fighters have been paid to keep it standing but we know that would never happen in MMA!

Brown
vs
Engineer

192 cm
26
267 lbs
17 - 7 - 0

199 cm
30
270 lbs
16 - 9 - 0

Good wrestling
World class MT
Insanely flexible

Olympic wrestler
World class boxer
Good gas tank

Milwaukee's Best 160

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 17 - 7 - 0, fighting out of New York, Irving Brown!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 16 - 9 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, Polish Engineer!
The judges for this bout are Igor Prikhodko, Ivan Kurochkin and Viktor Lagutenko.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Brown scores with a straight right hand, right through his opponent's guard.
Engineer lands the left hand.
A cross from Engineer lands.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
The fighters circling - Engineer throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Brown scores with a head kick. Engineer tried to block it but didn't get his arm up in time.

Brown lands a big head kick that sends Engineer tumbling to the mat! Brown takes a step backwards and waves Engineer back to his feet - he wants the finish!

Engineer is rocked!

It looks like Polish Engineer has been cut.
Brown is looking to chop away at Engineer's legs.
Engineer is still on wobbly legs! Can Brown finish him?
Brown throws a wild body kick that Engineer sees coming a mile off.
Engineer seems to have recovered his senses.
Irving Brown seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Engineer shoots in for a takedown but doesn't get it.
Brown scoring well with a low kick there.
Brown looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.
A punch lands to the side of Engineer 's head but he takes it in his stride.
Brown avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Engineer lands an overhand left. A wild punch that just about connected.
Engineer scores with a one two! Brown had his feet all tangled up there and couldn't avoid the strikes.

Engineer scores with a takedown into Brown's guard.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Engineer trying to control but Brown is working from the bottom.
Brown is adopting a defensive guard.
Engineer showing good wrestling skills to control the position.
Engineer being controlled here momentarily.

That's two minutes gone in the round.

We're going to have a standup here because Irving Brown wasn't active enough for the referee's liking.
Engineer tries to drive through with a takedown attempt but Brown defends well and Engineer ends up having to push Brown into the cage where they will battle it out in the clinch.
Brown is struggling to control the position.
Brown tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Engineer avoids it.
Brown putting his Muay Thai to good use. He has Engineer in a tight clinch and is doing some damage with knees to the body.

Engineer breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Brown throws a body kick but he wasn't in range.
Horrible takedown by Engineer or perhaps it was just good defense by Brown which made him look bad.
Irving Brown has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Polish Engineer.
Brown tries to score with an inside leg kick but telegraphs it and Engineer is able to avoid easily.
Engineer misses with a lunging right hand
and Brown counters with an inside leg kick.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Brown misses with a head kick.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Engineer blocks a low kick nicely.
Brown throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Brown is looking to land body kicks.
Brown is looking to slow Engineer down with leg kicks.
Engineer stuns Brown with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
Engineer stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Brown.
Brown jabs Engineer to the body, keeping him at a distance.
Engineer just misses with a punch to the body.
Brown fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Engineer has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
Brown ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Brown throws a nice head kick!
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Brown scores with a straight right hand, right through his opponent's guard.
Brown misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Brown misses with a kick to the body.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Engineer blocks a head kick by Brown.
Brown throws a wild body kick that Engineer sees coming a mile off.
Brown looks for the body kick but Engineer saw that one coming.
Brown moves away from the strike by Engineer.
Good leg kick by Brown there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
Engineer throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Nice defenses there by Engineer.
Brown misses with a head kick.
Engineer avoids a kick to the body.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Brown throws a body kick that sends a sickening thudding noise reverberating around the arena.
A telegraphed right hand from Brown misses the target.
Engineer slips a jab from Brown.
Brown doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Irving Brown dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Polish Engineer's cut.
That's time! Brown's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.

Engineer slips a jab from Brown.
Engineer looks to score with a jab to the body but Brown is just out of range.
Irving Brown is winning the standup battle so far.
Brown tries to land a front kick but Engineer steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.
Brown ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Engineer throws a body punch but Brown moves out of range.
Engineer avoids a kick to the body.
Engineer wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
Brown misses with a body kick.
Brown uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Engineer.
Brown shapes like he's going to throw a leg kick but settles back down.
Brown uses good footwork to get in and out and land a nice right hand before Engineer has time to react.
Engineer throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Engineer lands the left hand.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Brown defending well as Engineer loads up on a big left hand.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Engineer lands with an overhand left.
Engineer lands a jab to the head.
Engineer scores with a one two! Brown had his feet all tangled up there and couldn't avoid the strikes.
Crunch! Brown slams his shin into Engineer's torso.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Engineer throws a hook but Brown blocks it.
Engineer slips a straight right by Brown.
Brown tries to land a front kick but Engineer steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.
Brown tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Engineer moves out of range as Brown throws a body kick.
Brown avoids the body shot from Engineer.
Brown pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Brown misses with a head kick.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Engineer shoots in but no luck this time.
Brown ducks under a wild hook from Engineer.
Engineer moves out of range as Brown throws a body kick.
Engineer feints a straight left to the body, then turns around with a flashy move and hits Browns jaw with a dramatic spinning back fist!
Engineer ducks under a wild hook from Brown.
Brown uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Engineer.
A slow jab from Engineer misses its intended target.
Brown feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to Engineer's calf.
Brown gets his takedown attempt stuffed easily
enabling Engineer to counter with a crisp jab.
Brown keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Brown connects with a body shot.
Engineer is breathing heavily.
A leg kick checked by Engineer.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Brown misses with a head kick.
Brown wants to land a leg kick but Engineer is out of range.
Brown has been working on his balance at Hell's Balls NY Hellcademy, so perhaps that has help him stuff some of the takedown attempts by Engineer.
The fighters are starting to perspire pretty heavily.
Brown throws a body kick but he wasn't in range.
Engineer steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Brown.
Engineer looks frustrated there after his takedown attempt is stuffed easily.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Brown, right into the meat.
Engineer thows a body shot but no joy.
Brown throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.
Engineer throws a hook to the side of Brown's head but Brown sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Engineer's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down.
Engineer lands with an overhand left.
Engineer slips a jab from Brown.
Engineer dips to his left and cracks Brown with an uppercut!

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Engineer misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Brown looks for the body kick but Engineer saw that one coming.
Brown looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Brown scores with a jab. Engineer acknowledges it with a nod of the head.
Brown misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Brown plants his feet and lands a nice head kick!
Brown shoots in but no luck this time.
Brown misses with a kick to the body.
Engineer blocks a jab.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Brown gets cracked with a nice right hand there by Engineer.
Brown misses with an uppercut. Engineer saw that one coming.
Engineer takes a shot to the eye socket. That's gotta hurt.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close second round but I would say that Irving Brown will probably get the nod.
The cut man is working on Polish Engineer's cut.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business. The crowd applaud as we get ready to start the final round!

A telegraphed right hand from Brown misses the target.
A head kick misses from Brown.
Engineer sees a low kick coming and goes to check it, but it's actually a body kick and it thuds into his unprotected ribs.
Brown lands a nice shot that snaps Engineer's head back.
Brown throws out a leg kick but Engineer moves out of range and Brown only half commits.
Engineer leaves Brown with his face pressed against the mat as he sprawls beautifully, defending against a solid takedown attempt.
Engineer darts in and out, connecting with a jab.
Brown misses with a body kick.
Brown tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Engineer misses with an uppercut.
Brown tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Engineer paws at him with a jab and circles away.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Engineer uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Brown.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Good standup being displayed there by Brown as he connects with a hook.
Brown misses with a body shot.
Brown tries a head kick but it misses.
Engineer has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Brown.
Engineer misses with a hook.

Brown fakes with an overhand right and moves in to clinch with Engineer, pushing him back against the cage.
Engineer throws a punch but it's blocked by Brown.
Brown swings wildly with an uppercut but Engineer uses good head movement to avoid it.
Brown stops a takedown attempt from Engineer.
Brown lands a hook that snaps the head of Engineer backwards.
Brown tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Brown is trying to maintain a safe position but Engineer gets an underhook and turns Brown into the cage.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Brown throws a vicious knee straight up the middle but Engineer blocks it with crossed arms.

Engineer is working on a single leg takedown against the cage. Brown can't fight it off and eventually Engineer manages to take the fight to the floor. Brown looks annoyed but at least he's managed to land in guard.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Engineer loading up with the ground and pound but he's missing more than he's landing in this flurry.
Engineer's corner is telling him to maintain position.
Brown trying to keep a closed guard but Engineer is proving a slippery customer.
Engineer preventing the sweep.
Engineer wants to control from the top but Brown keeps moving.
Engineer postures up in Brown's guard and throws a big left but Brown blocks it.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Brown looking to sweep here. No luck so far.
Brown pulls Engineer in close to prevent any damage.

It looks like we're going to have a standup here. Neither fighter is doing enough on the ground.
Brown displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Engineer throws out the jab.
Brown throws a body punch but Engineer moves out of range.
Brown throws a sloppy head kick and Engineer moves out of range easily.
A head kick misses from Brown.
Brown throws a wild body kick that Engineer sees coming a mile off.
A really sloppy takedown attempt there from Engineer.
Polish Engineer has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Engineer lands with a hook. Brown tried to avoid it but it clipped the top of his head.
Brown throws a body punch but Engineer moves out of range.
Brown ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Engineer moves away.
A left lands for Brown.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Engineer looks to land a combination but Brown avoids it well.
A telegraphed right hand from Brown misses the target.
Brown scores with a hook.
Brown loads up on a big right hand but Engineer slips the punch.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Brown blocks a jab.
Brown bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Engineer takes a really solid shot there but just smiles back and shrugs his shoulders.

And that's the end of the fight!
Irving Brown showed his dominance in that final round.
Well I reckon that's a shut out for Brown, winning every round. Will the judges agree? They are the ones who matter, even if they are often depressingly incompetent. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Igor Prikhodko scores the fight 30:27
Judge Ivan Kurochkin scores the fight 30:27
Judge Viktor Lagutenko scores the fight 30:27

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Irving Brown!
A very excited looking Irving Brown made sure he remembered to thank all the fans both in the arena and on the internet. He said all the coolest people spend all day on MMA websites, which got a big reaction.