PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between James Braddock (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Bobby McBobby (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Braddock's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, Bulls on Parade - Rage against the machine. McBobby comes into a darkened arena with his song building. Cold as Ice -- MOP kicks in, the lights come on and the crowd goes wild! What a showman! Bobby McBobby told me before the fight that he's been watching a lot of DVDs so let's see if that helps him in this one! I can't wait to find out!

Braddock
vs
McBobby

189 cm
31
220 lbs
21 - 10 - 0

188 cm
34
212 lbs
18 - 9 - 1

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World class boxer
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 21 - 10 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, James Braddock!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 18 - 9 - 1, fighting out of Las Vegas, Bobby McBobby!
The judges for this bout are Ben Zyskovitsi, Matti Vanhoillinen and Marco Blurström.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

McBobby has closed the distance and engaged Braddock in a clinch.
Braddock blocks an elbow strike.
Braddock avoids the elbow strike from McBobby, against the cage.
Braddock working some nice short punches in the clinch.
McBobby misses with a short punch on the inside.
McBobby fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
McBobby blocks an uppercut.
With the fighters up against the cage, Braddock throws an elbow but misses.
McBobby has a couple of punches blocked by Braddock.
McBobby creates a bit of space for himself and sneaks an elbow through Braddock's defenses.
Good body shot from McBobby.
McBobby scores with a nice hook to the head.
McBobby lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt Braddock or not.
Braddock comes over the top with an elbow. That landed flush.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
McBobby tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Braddock avoids it.
Braddock misses with a hook to the ribs.
McBobby goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
A short uppercut from Braddock.
McBobby dodges an elbow strike from Braddock.
McBobby misses with a hook to the ribs.
A shot in the inside from Braddock.
Braddock blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Braddock takes an elbow to the temple.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Braddock avoids a wild elbow strike from McBobby.
Braddock misses with a punch to the body.
A nice left hand lands by McBobby.

McBobby escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Nice straight punches there by McBobby. You know Roy Jones Jr respects the hands of McBobby.
Braddock throws a low kick but it's checked well by McBobby.
Braddock thows a leg kick but McBobby checks it
and McBobby counters with a nice low kick that buckles Braddock's knee momentarily.
James Braddock seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
McBobby takes a big uppercut there. He seems a bit wobbly but no, he's OK.
McBobby looks to land a right hand but Braddock moved out of range.
Braddock uses good footwork to get in and out, landing a nice hook.
McBobby scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
McBobby attempts a low kick but it misses it's target.
Braddock avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Braddock throws a head kick that misses.
McBobby has done a lot of speed work in the buildup to this fight.
Braddock swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Braddock tries a head kick but it misses.
McBobby digs a good hook to Braddock's body.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
McBobby fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
Braddock is breathing heavily.
McBobby tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Braddock checks the leg kick nicely there.
McBobby lands a nice leg kick that just misses Braddock's sensitive parts.
McBobby fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
Braddock scores with a head kick. McBobby tried to block it but didn't get his arm up in time.
Braddock has a nice red mark on his side after a thudding body kick by McBobby.
McBobby is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
McBobby shuffles to his left behind two crisp jabs. Braddock eats them both and turns towards McBobby to reposition himself and eats a stinging right hand-left hook combo.
Braddock looks to have improved his striking defense since last time we saw him fight.
McBobby scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Braddock doesn't seem bothered though.
McBobby misses with a low kick as Braddock jumps back.
Braddock checks a low kick from McBobby.
McBobby tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
McBobby moves out of range as Braddock strikes.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
McBobby misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Braddock.
Braddock throws a jab when McBobby was well out of range.
McBobby throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.
McBobby lands a pitter patter jab to the forehead of his opponent.
A looping hook to the body misses from Braddock. McBobby does a little dance to reset his feet.
McBobby lands a nice shot that snaps Braddock's head back.
McBobby wants to clinch.
Braddock throws a poor cross that misses
and McBobby counters with a slapping leg kick.
McBobby feints and then cracks Braddock's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Braddock down.
Braddock misses with an attempted mid kick.
A kick lands to the mid section there for McBobby.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
McBobby wants to slow Braddock down by chopping away at his legs.
Braddock doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
A big left from Braddock misses.
The fight stays on the outside here - McBobby looks like he's thinking about clinching though.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Braddock takes a hook to the side of the head. I wonder if that's got his ears ringing.
Braddock doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
Braddock takes a shot right to the bread basket.
Braddock tries to check the leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
McBobby lands with a thumping leg kick.
A bone on bone clash there as Braddock blocks the leg kick.
McBobby stalks Braddock and leaps in with a furious combination of punches. Uppercuts and crosses smash into Braddock's face. Braddock staggers backwards, shaken.
McBobby wants to slow Braddock down by chopping away at his legs.
McBobby lands a jab to the nose.

Braddock is rocked!
Braddock tries to check the leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
Oh Braddock is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
McBobby lands a body shot.
McBobby flashes Braddock a smile before throwing a beast of a right hand, straight down the pipe. Braddock's eyes follow the hand right onto his nose, taking in it's full glory... and then darkness. Braddock crumples to the floor! He's out cold! McBobby punches the air and yells at the top of his lungs - yeeeeeeeeeeah!!!! This one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:49 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Bobby McBobby!
Bobby McBobby thanked the fans post fight for their support.