PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between George Montana (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and One Turd (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Montana's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, Straight Outta Compton-N.W.A. Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.

Montana
vs
Turd

160 cm
25
160 lbs
4 - 4 - 0

175 cm
37
163 lbs
26 - 22 - 1

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 4 - 4 - 0, fighting out of New York, George Montana!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 26 - 22 - 1, fighting out of New York, One Turd!
The judges for this bout are Lou da Vinci, Chad Campbell and Joseph Jones.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

Turd decides to change it up a bit and drives through with a nice takedown into half guard.
The referee wants the fighters to be more active or he's going to reset them on the feet.
Turd controlling the action here.
Montana wants to control but Turd is keeping busy.

Turd seems to be looking for submissions.
Turd lands a big shot. The thud that echoes around the arena is like music to the fans' ears.
Turd lands a big shot. The thud that echoes around the arena is like music to the fans' ears.
Turd thows a wild elbow that connects with the canvas.
Turd seems to be taking a bit of a break to think of his next move. He lands a short punch in the meantime.
Montana might be looking to lock onto one of his opponent's long limbs for a submission, whilst we're on the ground.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Turd missing with some ground and pound from the half guard.
Turd winds up and cracks Montana with a swinging punch to the side of the head.
Montana taking some punishment here, with Turd in his half guard.
Montana avoiding damage under a succession of punches from Turd.
Montana avoiding damage under a succession of punches from Turd.
Turd looks towards his corner to check for any instructions. The corner give him nothing to work with, so he cracks Montana with a short hammerfist. I guess that's as good as any advice he could get in this position.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.

Montana looking to work for a kimura from the bottom.
Montana trying to control from the bottom.
Turd missing with the ground and pound from half guard.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Nice strikes from Turd there.
Turd throwing shots but Montana is blocking nicely.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Turd works his way into full mount!
Turd lands a couple of good shots and Montana has given up his back, trying to escape the position!

Montana is rocked!
Montana can't escape the position.
Turd scores with strikes from the back.
Oh Montana is still in real trouble! Will he be able to recover?!!

Montana is staying cool under pressure, defending well against the rear naked choke attempt from his opponent.
Turd is landing big shots and Montana is squirming looking to escape! He can't escape though and the ref jumps in to end the fight!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:57 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). One Turd!
In defeat, George Montana stepped up to the mic, saying 'Damn'it'.