PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Goatboys Child (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Nelson Pervis (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Child's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, Bill Hicks - Goatboy. Pervis has chosen Mistah F.A.B. - N.E.W. Oakland as his entrance music. Well, the cameraman is lingering on a pretty young lady for a bit too long there. Keep your eyes on the prize buddy or you'll miss the fighter intros!

Child
vs
Pervis

165 cm
25
166 lbs
1 - 1 - 0

180 cm
26
166 lbs
2 - 3 - 0

Good wrestling
Counter fighter
Hates pizza

Decent wrestler
Decent boxing
Powerful

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 1 - 1 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Goatboys Child!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 2 - 3 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Nelson Pervis!
The judges for this bout are Sandra Marshall, Daniel Franklin and Santiago Holmes.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

Child tries to sprawl but Pervis drives through with a takedown into half guard.
The referee is pacing around the two fighters - he looks like he's thinking about a standup.
Child has no desire to be mounted, so is trying to control. Pervis is working away from the top position though.
Pervis controlling the action here.
Pervis is trying to control the action in half guard but Child is working away on the bottom, looking perhaps to get back to full guard.

Child has hold of a guillotine but he's not going to be able to crank on it really with only half guard, so it's no trouble for Pervis. Oh but Child has got full guard now! Oh boy! This one could be over very soon! Pervis goes limp - he's gone! Child jumps up and celebrates with the crowd - fantastic submission finish!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:41 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Guillotine). Goatboys Child!
Post fight, Goatboys Child took to the microphone: 'It's like there's nothing between your legs. It's like a wisp of cotton candy framing a paper cut.'.