PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Borat Sagdiyev (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Roy Jones Jr (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Chooooooooon! I think Sagdiyev might be my favorite fighter, now he's come out to Mamaliga. Jones Jr has chosen Can't be touched - Roy Jones Jr. as his entrance music. Roy Jones Jr acknowledges the crowd's support as he enters the cage.

Sagdiyev
vs
Jones Jr

191 cm
32
210 lbs
17 - 11 - 0

181 cm
27
218 lbs
11 - 8 - 0

Good wrestling
Lethal high kicks
Insanely flexible

Good wrestler
Excellent boxer
Good gas tank

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 17 - 11 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Borat Sagdiyev!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 11 - 8 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Roy Jones Jr!
The judges for this bout are Gregory Folan, Steve Smith and Alec Ball.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Good standup being displayed there by Jones Jr as he connects with a hook.
Jones Jr throws an overhand right that lands on Sagdiyev's shoulder, as Sagdiyev tries to avoid the shot.
Jones Jr throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Jones Jr tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Sagdiyev was well out of range. Poor timing from Jones Jr.
Sagdiyev is on the wrong end of a nice combination from Jones Jr.
Jones Jr misses the shot to the body.
Jones Jr looks to score with a jab to the body but Sagdiyev is just out of range.
Sagdiyev uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Jones Jr.
Jones Jr misses with a few strikes there.
A head kick misses from Jones Jr.
Sagdiyev moves out of range as Jones Jr strikes.
Jones Jr rushes in with a sloppy looking punch

and Sagdiyev counters by clinching up.
Jones Jr lands a body shot in the clinch.
A frustrated look appears on Sagdiyev's face as he tries to break the clinch.
Sagdiyev tries to break free but Jones Jr pushes him back against the cage.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Sagdiyev wants to break the clinch but can't.
Jones Jr slowing the pace effectively.
Jones Jr goes for a takedown attempt but Sagdiyev pushes him away and we're back to fighting at a distance.
Sagdiyev slips under a jab.
Sagdiyev steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Jones Jr.
Jones Jr tries to work over Sagdiyev's front leg with a kick but Sagdiyev checks it.
Jones Jr fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Sagdiyev manages to avoid it.
Jones Jr ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Sagdiyev moves away.
Sagdiyev seems to be moving with more speed, compared to his last bout. He must have been working on that in the gym.
A slow jab from Jones Jr misses its intended target.
Jones Jr misses with a two punch combination.
Jones Jr looks to throw the jab but Sagdiyev is out of range.
Jones Jr throws a leg kick that is checked
enabling Sagdiyev to counter with a crisp jab.

It looks like Roy Jones Jr has been cut.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Jones Jr misses with a body punch

and Sagdiyev counters with a crisp right hand that drops Jones Jr! Sagdiyev lets Jones Jr back up to his feet, looking for a finish!
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Jones Jr throws a right hand that Sagdiyev ducks under and follows up with a left that Sagdiyev also avoids with ease.
Sagdiyev uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Jones Jr.
Jones Jr waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Sagdiyev.
Jones Jr jabs at Sagdiyev's body.
Jones Jr swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Jones Jr loads up on a big right hand but Sagdiyev slips the punch.
Jones Jr throws a left and a right that both miss
enabling Sagdiyev to counter with a crisp jab.
Jones Jr misses with a few strikes there.
Jones Jr thows a leg kick but Sagdiyev checks it
and Sagdiyev counters with a leg kick.
Jones Jr thows a body shot but no joy.
Jones Jr misses with a jab to the body
enabling Sagdiyev to counter with a crisp jab.
Jones Jr misses with a hook to the body
and Sagdiyev counters with a massive head kick! KABOOM! Jones Jr is out cold! A devastating KO!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:58 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Head Kick). Borat Sagdiyev!
A loyal slave to those sponsorship dollars, Borat Sagdiyev made sure he mentioned Elite Canadian Threads, along with how happy he was to win his fight.