PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Jamie Valium (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and BJ Parker (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Parker has chosen Hawaian Warrior as his entrance music, which hasn't gone down very well with the crowd. BJ Parker has the power to score a knockout today if he connects clean with Jamie Valium's chin.

Valium
vs
Parker

172 cm
22
155 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

175 cm
18
155 lbs
0 - 1 - 1

BJJ Brown Belt
Brawler
Cuts easily

BJJ Blue Belt
Brawler
Tends to cut

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Jamie Valium!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 1 - 1, fighting out of Hilo, BJ Parker!
The judges for this bout are , and .

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

Parker gets caught flat footed, as Valium shoots in with a quick takedown into guard.
Valium passes into half guard.
Parker is trying to get back to full guard.
Valium moves nicely into side control.
Parker can't do much from the bottom here.

Valium is trying to land an Americana. He has the arm isolated but Parker is keeping cool and he's avoided the danger for now.
Parker tries to improve position but can't.
Valium controls the position.

Valium stands up and we're back to a striking position.
Parker misses with a takedown

so Valium counters with a double leg into guard. Good agility.
Parker looks gassed!

That's one minute gone in the round.
Valium slows down the pace of the fight, as he sits in guard.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Parker looking to control.
Parker keeping full guard, as Valium tries to pass.
Valium is just sitting in guard, looking to avoid any submissions.

Valium stands up and waves to Parker to follow him.

Valium scores with a nice takedown into half guard. Let's see what he's got on the ground.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Valium seems content to maintain position for now, rather than mounting any offense.
The fighters are starting to perspire pretty heavily.

Valium is working for a kimura but Parker is defending it quite comfortably.
Parker gets full guard.
Parker is working the butterfly guard. He manages to land a nice scissor sweep and is now in half guard on the top. Nice move.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Valium is trying to control but can't.

Valium is defending against the submission attempts here by Parker.
Parker looking to pass the half guard. Not this time.
Valium moves into full guard.
Parker wants to control from the top but Valium keeps moving.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
A lull in the action here being met with boos from the crowd.
Valium has his hands on Parker's head, controlling the position.
Parker trying to pass the guard but can't manage it just yet.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Valium lands with a heel strike from the guard.
Valium controlling Parker's posture.
Valium wants to stand but Parker is controlling the position.
Valium has control of Parker's left arm, preventing Parker from doing any damage.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Jamie Valium dominated that round.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action!

Parker shoots in for a takedown but doesn't get it.

Valium scores a takedown into full mount!
Valium controlling the pace for now.

The referee stands the fighters back up. Jamie Valium just wasn't active enough from the dominant position.

Valium bobs and weaves into range and then changes levels and scores with a nice takedown into side control.
Parker tries to work a leg under to get back to half guard but Valium wriggles his own leg back out and remains in side control.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.

Valium has worked his way into a potential kimura here. Parker is trying to get out of the position but his squirming has just got him deeper into trouble. Valium yanks on the arm and Parker is forced to tap due to a very painful looking submission! Nice work by Valium.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:01 of round 2, we have a winner by way of Submission (Kimura). Jamie Valium!