PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Rolen Spliffs (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Jimmy Buffet (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Spliffs comes to the cage accompanied by Ice Cube - Smoke Some Weed. The crowd seem to be enjoying Buffet's choice of entrance music: Margaritaville. Buckle up people - heeeeeeeeeere we go!

Spliffs
vs
Buffet

190 cm
40
210 lbs
52 - 17 - 2

192 cm
31
220 lbs
14 - 7 - 0

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

Excellent grappler
World class MT
Fast

Conviction

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 52 - 17 - 2, fighting out of Las Vegas, Rolen Spliffs!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 14 - 7 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Jimmy Buffet!
The judges for this bout are Don Winkell, and Jack Bonds.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Spliffs ducks under a wild hook from Buffet.
Buffet fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Spliffs.
Spliffs gets cracked with a nice right hand there by Buffet.
A looping hook to the body misses from Buffet. Spliffs does a little dance to reset his feet.

Oooooh!!! Spliffs has knocked Buffet down with a huge combo! Spliffs steps away and waves a wobbly Buffet back to his feet! This one might not go much longer!

It looks like Jimmy Buffet has been cut.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Spliffs pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Buffet keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Spliffs.
Buffet throws a low kick but Spliffs moves out of range easily.
Buffet has been spending a lot of time sparring his boxing in the run up to the fight, trying to sharpen up those hands and look for a knockout.
Buffet pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Buffet wants to clinch.
Spliffs misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Spliffs blocks a head kick by Buffet.
Spliffs scores with a big left there. The judges will like that one.
Buffet throws a hook but Spliffs blocks it.
Spliffs looks to score with a jab to the body but Buffet is just out of range.
Spliffs feints a straight left to the body, then turns around with a flashy move and hits Buffets jaw with a dramatic spinning back fist!
Buffet lands a leg kick that knocks Spliffs off balance momentarily.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Buffet on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Spliffs. Spliffs obviously looking to wear him down.
Spliffs lands with a cross.
Spliffs lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Buffet circles away quickly and effectively.
A jab from Buffet misses.
Spliffs uses good footwork to get in and out and land a nice right hand before Buffet has time to react.

Buffet is rocked!
Rolen Spliffs seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Buffet tries to clinch there but Spliffs circles away.
Buffet is still on wobbly legs! Can Spliffs finish him?
Buffet misses the shot to the body.
Spliffs buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
Buffet seems to have recovered his senses.
Buffet looks winded!
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Spliffs slips under a jab from Buffet.
Spliffs throws a nice inside leg kick.
Spliffs connects with an inside leg kick.
Spliffs steps into range and unloads a brutal right left combo! Buffet is out on his feet! Spliffs sets himself and nearly takes Buffet's head off with a straight right, sending him crashing to the mat! Wow, that was nasty... but awesome! Wooo!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:42 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Strikes). Rolen Spliffs!
During a confident post fight interview, Rolen Spliffs thanked all his fans. He seemed very genuine when describing how motivated his fans keep him.