PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between His Eminence Cardinal Sanctus (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Brad May (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Cardinal Sanctus comes to the cage accompanied by Ghost B.C. - Secular Haze. May is bouncing up and down as he enters the arena, backed by For Whom The Bell Tolls - Metallica. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Eminence Cardinal Sanctus
vs
May

191 cm
19
220 lbs
8 - 2 - 0

188 cm
21
215 lbs
6 - 0 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Lethal high kicks
Insanely flexible

BJJ Brown Belt
Excellent MT
Good gas tank

Perkele!

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 8 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, His Eminence Cardinal Sanctus!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 6 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Brad May!
The judges for this bout are Patrick Alders, Paulsen Ambrosius and Daniel Blasius.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Cardinal Sanctus misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Cardinal Sanctus fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
Cardinal Sanctus scores with a jab to the jaw.
May misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Cardinal Sanctus.
Cardinal Sanctus tests May's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Cardinal Sanctus throws a series of punches but May avoids them all with ease.
May keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Cardinal Sanctus.
Cardinal Sanctus fakes with the hands and throws a leg kick but May is out of range.
Cardinal Sanctus lands a kick to the ribs of his opponent. Nice work there - in and out in a flash.
May looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.
Cardinal Sanctus throws a sloppy head kick and May moves out of range easily.
Cardinal Sanctus connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
We've been told by Cardinal Sanctus's head coaches at Martial Arts Dojo that he's been working on his takedown defense in preparation for this fight.
May has his head snapped back a nice jab. A little nod from May there as he acknowledges the shot.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
May blocks a head kick by Cardinal Sanctus.
Cardinal Sanctus takes a body kick right on the floating rib. Ouchie.

That's one minute gone in the round.
May connects with a solid leg kick.
The sound of bone on bone echoes around the arena as May checks a leg kick.
Cardinal Sanctus lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but May circles away quickly and effectively.
May misses with a body shot.
A clash of legs there as May blocks the low kick.
His Eminence Cardinal Sanctus seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
May throws a series of strikes that have Cardinal Sanctus backpedaling.
Cardinal Sanctus is looking to land body kicks.
An inside leg kick from Cardinal Sanctus misses.
May with poor footwork there. He got himself in a bit of a tangle, enabling Cardinal Sanctus to score with a decent uppercut.
Cardinal Sanctus throws a leg kick that is checked
and May makes him pay by landing a thudding low kick.
May rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Cardinal Sanctus moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Cardinal Sanctus closes the distance and lands a one-two.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
May misses with a double jab.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Cardinal Sanctus is looking to clinch.
Cardinal Sanctus lands an overhand right.
Cardinal Sanctus is looking to slow May down with leg kicks.
May ducks under a wild hook from Cardinal Sanctus.
Cardinal Sanctus misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Cardinal Sanctus throws a lazy body kick
and May counters with a nice low kick that buckles Cardinal Sanctus's knee momentarily.
Good leg kick by May there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
May throws a quick inside leg kick.
Cardinal Sanctus misses with a double jab
and May counters with a low kick, right behind Cardinal Sanctus 's knee.
May chopping away at his opponent's legs.
Cardinal Sanctus shapes like he's going to throw a leg kick but settles back down.
May lands a head shot.
Cardinal Sanctus thows a leg kick but May checks it
and May counters with a slapping leg kick.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Cardinal Sanctus finds nothing but air with that leg kick attempt.
Cardinal Sanctus with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
Cardinal Sanctus lands with a head kick! That's gotta hurt.
Cardinal Sanctus walks forward and throws out a flicking leg kick. May checks it nicely though, as he moves to the side.

Cardinal Sanctus lands a left and a right that send May crashing to the mat, dazed. Cardinal Sanctus thinks about following him to the mat but decides to wave him back up to his feet!
May thows a left - swing and a miss!
Cardinal Sanctus takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
May checks the leg kick.
Cardinal Sanctus tries a head kick but it misses.
Cardinal Sanctus throws a nice looking combination but May bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Cardinal Sanctus throws a head kick but May moves out of range.
May avoids the head kick by Cardinal Sanctus.
Cardinal Sanctus tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Cardinal Sanctus throws a sloppy head kick and May moves out of range easily.
May connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
May lands a body shot.
Cardinal Sanctus is breathing heavily.
May throws a nice inside leg kick.
Cardinal Sanctus throws a body kick that misses.
Cardinal Sanctus takes a shot right to the bread basket.
A combination from May does no damage.
Cardinal Sanctus walks forward and throws out a flicking leg kick. May checks it nicely though, as he moves to the side.
Cardinal Sanctus swings away with a leg kick that misses.
A kick lands to the mid section there for May.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Cardinal Sanctus wants to slow May down by chopping away at his legs.
Cardinal Sanctus scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
May fakes with the hands and throws a leg kick but Cardinal Sanctus is out of range.
Cardinal Sanctus misses with a leg kick
and May counters with a straight right hand.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

His Eminence Cardinal Sanctus dominated that round.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action!

May closes the distance and clinches.

May pulls guard.

May is looking to cinch up a triangle. Cardinal Sanctus throws the leg off to one side though and gets in tight to May's body to avoid the submission. May has instead reached around Cardinal Sanctus's neck and now has a guillotine! Oh, this is biiiig trouble! May arches his back and squeezes and forces the tap from his hapless opponent.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:26 of round 2, we have a winner by way of Submission (Guillotine). Brad May!
After winning the bout, Brad May thanked all his fans and promised he'd do even better in his next fight. The crowd seemed to love his humility.
His Eminence Cardinal Sanctus was interviewed post fight and said 'Damn you DEVIL'.