PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between BoratKiller BoratKiller (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Caelus Nox (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Nox is bobbing his head along to his entrance song: Why cant we be freinds. We have two fighters making their debuts here, so let's see who comes out of this one with their first professional victory.

BoratKiller
vs
Nox

183 cm
25
265 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

189 cm
23
185 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Great elbows
Cuts easily

BJJ Blue Belt
Brawler
Inexperienced

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, BoratKiller BoratKiller!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Caelus Nox!
The judges for this bout are Chris Saunders, Paul Gruel and Micheangelo Fripello.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Nox closes the distance and clinches up with BoratKiller, looking for a takedown. Nox pushes BoratKiller against the cage but BoratKiller circles to the side and manages to break the clinch.
Nox has a takedown stuffed.
Caelus Nox seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Nox darts in looking for a takedown but BoratKiller gets double underhooks and turns Nox into the cage.
BoratKiller BoratKiller has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Caelus Nox.
Nice elbow from BoratKiller.
Nox tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
A knee to the head by BoratKiller.

It looks like Caelus Nox has been cut.
BoratKiller putting his Muay Thai to good use. He has Nox in a tight clinch and is doing some damage with knees to the body.
Nox looks winded!
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
BoratKiller lands a knee to the head there! That was nasty!
BoratKiller creates a bit of space for himself and sneaks an elbow through Nox's defenses.
BoratKiller has the Thai clinch. He lands a big knee to the head that stumbles Nox - he's in trouble! Another big knee to the head from BoratKiller, and another! Nox is out on his feet - the ref jumps in to save him and ends the fight!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:34 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Knees). BoratKiller BoratKiller!
A less than humble BoratKiller BoratKiller misjudged his post fight interview somewhat and came across a little too arrogant whilst trying to hype up his own abilities.
Caelus Nox spoke after the fight, saying 'that guy only won because I let him..... did I mention I wasn't really trying? .....and that Im still drunk from last night?.....*runs away screaming*'.