PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between TheNewYork Dumbass (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Ho Lulu (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). TheNewYork Dumbass has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?

Dumbass
vs
Lulu

187 cm
23
273 lbs
13 - 3 - 1

215 cm
32
275 lbs
11 - 10 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Dangerous knees
Granite chin

Good wrestler
Excellent MT
Knockout power

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 13 - 3 - 1, fighting out of Las Vegas, TheNewYork Dumbass!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 11 - 10 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Ho Lulu!
The judges for this bout are Daniel Franklin, Tiny Johnson and Stewart Dunkirk.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Dumbass misses with a wild combination.
Dumbass looks to land a combination but Lulu avoids it well.

Lulu moves into the clinch.
Dumbass lands an uppercut.
Lulu pressing his opponent against the cage.
Dumbass blocks an uppercut.
The fighters are pressed against the cage, as the pace of the fight slows.
We've been hearing reports that Dumbass has been drilling takedowns in recent sessions so let's see if that has an impact on the result of this fight.
Dumbass takes an elbow to the forehead.

It looks like TheNewYork Dumbass has been cut.
Dumbass lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Lulu swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Dumbass throws a head punch that misses.
Dumbass throws a head punch that misses.
Lulu lands a glancing elbow in the clinch.
Lulu stalling here - the referee won't stand for too much of that.
The crowd are getting on Lulu's back here. They're not happy about his lack of aggression in the clinch.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Dumbass takes an elbow to the forehead.
Dumbass doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Lulu lands an elbow just above Dumbass 's eye.
Lulu lands an elbow that stopped Dumbass in his tracks for a moment.

TheNewYork Dumbass's cut is getting worse.
A nice glancing elbow lands by Lulu.
Lulu throws an elbow but it misses.
Dumbass misses with a short punch on the inside.
Lulu blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Lulu stalling against the cage.
Dumbass tries a knee to the head but Lulu blocks it.
Lulu lands a nice uppercut.
Dumbass tries to throw a body punch but Lulu avoids it by throwing Dumbass back against the cage.
Dumbass misses with a hook from the clinch.
Dumbass has a couple of punches blocked by Lulu.
Dumbass wants to stall.
Lulu crunches a lovely knee into Dumbass's ribcage.
Dumbass is breathing heavily.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Dumbass tries a knee to the head but he's missed.
Dumbass takes a shot to the head.
Lulu lands a damaging elbow.
Lulu's corner are urging him to control the action in the clinch for a moment, rather than mount any serious offense. I'm sure the crowd appreciate those instructions... not.
Dumbass is trying to slow down the pace in the clinch, to catch his breath.
Lulu gets an overhook and lands an elbow to the side of the head.

TheNewYork Dumbass's cut is bleeding quite badly. He's got to try and protect it.
Lulu is pushing Dumbass up against the cage, for a bit of lean and pray action. Action being used the in the loosest possible sense of the word.
Dumbass wants to stall.
Kneeeeees! The crowd are calling for knees to the body. Lulu obliges.
Lulu comes over the top with an elbow. That landed flush.

Jeez, TheNewYork Dumbass's cut is really nasty now. The referee must be thinking about getting that checked.
The pace really dropping off here, momentarily.
Lulu has been looking to improve his clinch game in recent weeks. So far he's outscoring his opponent in the clinch so it seems to have been worthwhile.
A nice left hand lands by Lulu.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Lulu working some nice short punches in the clinch.
Lulu lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Dumbass backwards.
Dumbass avoids the elbow strike from Lulu, against the cage.
Dumbass blocks the elbow strike.
Lulu tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Dumbass avoids it.
A nice glancing elbow lands by Lulu.

The referee calls the doctor in to look at TheNewYork Dumbass's cut. Oh no, the doctor has called an end to the bout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:32 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Cut). Ho Lulu!
Our winner, Ho Lulu, made sure he spent some time buttering up the crowd during his post fight interview, which will no doubt bring him a few more fans.