PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Patellar Luxation (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Hey Zues (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Hey Zues is staring across the cage at his opponent, tweaking his nipples.

Luxation
vs
Zues

198 cm
23
265 lbs
8 - 4 - 0

194 cm
22
280 lbs
4 - 3 - 0

BJJ Purple Belt
Lethal high kicks
Cardio machine

BJJ Purple Belt
World class MT
Good gas tank

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 8 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Patellar Luxation!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 4 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Hey Zues!
The judges for this bout are Timothy Bukovac, Don Winkell and .

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Zues clobbers Luxation with an overhand right that has the crowd gasping. That made a horrendous noise.
Zues tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Luxation swings for the body but Zues moves out of range.
A head kick misses from Zues.
Zues tries to score with a low kick but Luxation moves his leg out of the way.
Zues thuds his shin into the meat of Luxation's side.
Zues fails in his attempt to clinch.
Luxation scores with a head kick.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Zues lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Luxation has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Luxation and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
Zues misses with an uppercut. Luxation saw that one coming.
Zues avoids the head kick by Luxation.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Luxation tries to land a front kick but Zues steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.
Luxation tries to check the leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
Zues throws a nice outside leg kick.
Luxation is breathing heavily.
A looping hook to the body misses from Luxation. Zues does a little dance to reset his feet.

Zues has managed to clinch.
Zues tries to land a knee to the head but Luxation blocks with his arms.
Zues tries a knee to the head but he's missed.
Luxation tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Zues tries to land a knee to the head but Luxation blocks with his arms.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Zues lands an elbow just above Luxation 's eye.
Luxation misses with a body punch.
Zues with an attempt at a knee that misses.
Luxation misses with a hook to the ribs.
Zues lands a damaging elbow.

It looks like Patellar Luxation has been cut.
Luxation tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Zues tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Luxation avoids it.
Luxation takes a knee right on the jaw!
Zues lands a knee to the head.
Zues using the Thai plumb to throw knees but Luxation has his back arched nicely, preventing the strike.
Zues is struggling to control the position.
Luxation misses with a short punch on the inside.
Zues creates a bit of space for himself and sneaks an elbow through Luxation's defenses.
Zues with an attempt at a knee that misses.
Luxation cracks Zues with a nice body shot.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Zues slows down the pace here.
The referee calls for Luxation to work.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Luxation misses with a short punch on the inside.
Luxation stalling in the clinch.
Still in the clinch, Luxation scores with a nice short uppercut.
Zues lands a glancing elbow in the clinch.
Zues with the Thai clinch, lands a knee to the head.
Zues lands a knee to the body.
Zues misses with a knee to the head.
Luxation can't find room to land a body shot as Zues controls the action.
Zues creates a bit of distance and throws an elbow that only just misses.
The fighters are pressed against the cage, as the pace of the fight slows.
Zues blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Luxation misses with a punch to the body.
Zues tries a knee to the head but he's missed.
Zues trying to land knees to the body.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Zues tries to land knees in the clinch but Luxation avoids the damage to the body.
Luxation tries to stall but Zues uses the opportunity to gain a better position.
Luxation misses with a punch to the body.
Zues stalling.
Luxation misses with a short punch on the inside.
A knee to the head by Zues.
A right hand to the body from Luxation.
Luxation tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Zues's elbow.
Luxation is trying to break the clinch but Zues is controlling him.
Luxation misses with a hook to the ribs.
Zues misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Luxation.
Luxation blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
A shot in the inside from Luxation.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Zues is trying to slow down the pace of the fight but Luxation is keeping busy.
Zues tries a knee to the head but Luxation blocks it.
Zues looks to throw an elbow but misses.
Luxation tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Zues's elbow.
Luxation tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Zues is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Luxation is defending well for now.
Zues tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Luxation avoids it.
Luxation pushes Zues back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
Luxation tries to work over Zues's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Luxation works on Zues's body with a couple of short punches.
Luxation dodges an elbow strike from Zues.
Good body shot from Luxation.
Luxation doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Zues misses with a knee to the head.
A left hand lands to the body for Luxation.
Luxation throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Zuess head.

Luxation escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Luxation bobs and weaves and then throws a good body kick.
Luxation moves into range and lands a nice body kick.
Hey Zues seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Luxation fakes the leg kick and cracks Zues in the body.
Luxation connects with a right hand. Zues shakes it off.
Luxation cracks Zues with a good jab.
A thudding body kick lands there by Luxation!
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close round but I would say that Patellar Luxation will probably get the nod.
The cut man is working on Patellar Luxation's cut.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action!

Luxation scores with a head kick.
Luxation misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Zues.
Luxation lands a nice leg kick that just misses Zues's sensitive parts.
A clash of legs there as Luxation blocks the low kick.
Luxation throws a head kick that looked like it stung.
A solid body kick from Luxation.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Zues connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
Luxation moves out of range of the body kick.
Zues throws a leg kick
and Luxation counters with a body kick that stops Zues in his tracks momentarily.
A nice inside leg kick there by Zues. That's going to slow Luxation down.
Luxation moves out of range as Zues throws a body kick.
Luxation lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
Luxation throws a mid kick that lands with a slap.
Luxation looks to have improved his striking defense since last time we saw him fight.
Luxation scores with a head kick. Zues tried to block it but didn't get his arm up in time.
Zues is breathing heavily.
Luxation lands a slapping body shot.
Zues attempts a leg kick but it's missed by a good margin.
Luxation throws a two punch combo that lands nicely.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Luxation fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
Luxation lets loose with a powerful body kick. Zues will feel that in the morning.
Luxation misses with a head kick.
Patellar Luxation is winning the standup battle so far.
Luxation throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Luxation throws a nice head kick!
Luxation throws a sloppy head kick and Zues moves out of range easily.
A big right from Zues misses.
Luxation buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
That's a knee to de groin and it's over and out! Zues crumples to the ground after an illegal strike from Luxation - the referee stops the clock and Zues gets 5 minutes to recover from that one. "I'm sorry" says Luxation. Zues manages to get back to his feet and the fight resumes.
Zues blocks a head kick by Luxation.
Zues wants to clinch.
Zues tries to score with a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Luxation needs to keep his hands up - Zues had a free shot at his head there.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Zues takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Zues lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Luxation has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Luxation and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
Zues drops his hands and takes a jab to the jaw for his troubles.
Luxation throws a nice inside leg kick.
Luxation misses with a kick to the body.
Luxation throws a half hearted mid kick.
Luxation changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.
Luxation lands with a nice body kick.
Luxation scores with a nice head shot.
Some bone on bone action there as Luxation checks a low kick. Luckily it wasn't a particularly hard one.
Luxation scores with a crisp jab that stopped Zues in his tracks.
Zues gets cracked with a nice right hand there by Luxation.

Zues closes the distance and clinches.
Zues misses with a knee strike.
Luxation tries to work over Zues's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Luxation misses with a body punch.
Luxation lands on the inside with an uppercut.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Zues tries to land knees in the clinch but Luxation avoids the damage to the body.
A shot in the inside from Luxation.
Luxation lands a right hand.
Zues using the Thai plumb to throw knees but Luxation has his back arched nicely, preventing the strike.
Luxation scores with a shoulder strike.
Luxation tries to work over Zues's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Luxation scores with a shoulder strike.
Luxation tries a body shot but Zues blocks it.
Luxation on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
Patellar Luxation has scored more points in the clinch so far.
Luxation tries to throw a body punch but Zues avoids it by throwing Luxation back against the cage.
Luxation tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Zues tries to land a knee to the head but Luxation blocks with his arms.
Zues trying to land knees to the body.
Zues trying to control the position but instead, Luxation has worked for underhooks and has pushed Zues into the cage.
Zues has developed a nice purple lump on his ribcage, as a result of some heavy body kicks from Luxation.
Luxation on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
Zues pushes off an throws an elbow but Luxation leans to the side and avoids it. We're back to clinching against the cage.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Zues tries a knee to the head but Luxation blocks it.
Luxation misses with a punch to the body.
With the two fighters working up against the cage, Zues just misses with a elbow thrown towards Luxation's brow.
Luxation on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
Zues looking to throw knees to the head but Luxation is blocking nicely.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Luxation.
Zues misses with a knee to the head.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.

Luxation breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Zues blocks a head kick by Luxation.
Luxation moves away from the strike by Zues.
An inside leg kick lands from Luxation.
Luxation lands with a kick to the temple. Zues shrugs as if to say "is that all you've got?"
Luxation buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Luxation scores with a jab. Zues acknowledges it with a nod of the head.
Luxation ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
Luxation lands a front kick.
Zues on the wrong end of a kick to the body.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Patellar Luxation dominated that second round.
The cut man is working on Patellar Luxation's cut.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action. This is the final round!

Luxation jabs away that one connects to the head of his opponent.
Luxation cracks the inside of Zues's front leg.
Zues takes a head kick and shrugs it off.
Zues takes a head kick and shrugs it off.

Zues is rocked!
Luxation explodes with a nice body kick and back out of range. Nice work.
Zues is still on wobbly legs! Can Luxation finish him?

Zues instigates a clinch.
Luxation unloads with a big right hand that wobbles Zues! He's leaning against the cage trying to keep his feet but Luxation is unloading with more strikes now! Zues drops to his knees and the referee stops the fight for a TKO!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:28 of round 3, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Patellar Luxation!
Patellar Luxation seemed lost for words in his post fight interview but he remembered to thank his fans and directed everyone to his website.