PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Masa Mama (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Hah Ahaha (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Chooooooooon! I think Mama might be my favorite fighter, now he's come out to Cowboys From Hell. Hah Ahaha will no doubt be looking to use his reach advantage to good effect.

Mama
vs
Ahaha

170 cm
25
300 lbs
4 - 1 - 0

190 cm
25
305 lbs
0 - 1 - 0

Good takedowns
Counter fighter
Good chin

BJJ White Belt
Excellent MT
Granite chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 4 - 1 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Masa Mama!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 1 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Hah Ahaha!
The judges for this bout are Dirk Anderson, Daniel Franklin and Winston Alpacca.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
A punch combination from Mama misses.
Hah Ahaha seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Ahaha punishes Mama's body with a nice straight punch.
Good standup being displayed there by Ahaha as he connects with a hook.
Mama really is a fat lump.
Good standup being displayed there by Ahaha as he connects with a hook.
Ahaha cracks Mama with a good shot that sees him stumbling back into the cage.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Ahaha thuds a left hand into Mama's body.
Mama is breathing heavily.

Oooooh!!! Ahaha has knocked Mama down with a huge combo! Ahaha steps away and waves a wobbly Mama back to his feet! This one might not go much longer!
Ahaha scores with a hook to the body. Mama takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
Ahaha looks to land a combination but Mama avoids it well.
Ahaha throws a shot to the body.
Ahaha is using his reach advantage to land shots from outside his opponent's range.

Ahaha cracks Mama with a big right hand that sends him to the floor! Mama looks wobbly but he's sprung back up to his feet straight away… can Ahaha finish him?
Mama definitely looks more muscular than last time we saw him fight.
Ahaha dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
A good leg kick by Ahaha.
Mama looks up at the clock. Bad move! Ahaha lands a right hand from hell, dropping Mama. Ahaha pounces and finishes the fight with a flurry of punches and elbows.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:56 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Hah Ahaha!