PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Bruce Leeroy (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Yo-Landi Vi$$er (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Chooooooooon! I think Leeroy might be my favorite fighter, now he's come out to Boondocks Theme Song. Vi$$er has chosen Enter The Ninja as his entrance music. On his way into the cage it seems that Bruce Leeroy has been attacked by a crazed fan! It looks like it might have been the just bleed guy! Luckily Bruce Leeroy seems to be OK! I thought that lunatic was in prison!?

Leeroy
vs
Vi$$er

174 cm
37
155 lbs
31 - 18 - 0

179 cm
33
165 lbs
20 - 13 - 0

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

Excellent grappler
World class MT
Good gas tank

Conviction

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 31 - 18 - 0, fighting out of New York, Bruce Leeroy!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 20 - 13 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Yo-Landi Vi$$er!
The judges for this bout are James Atkins, Paul Tew and Andrew Berry.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Leeroy drops his hands momentarily and Vi$$er takes advantage with a crisp shot to the head.
Leeroy throws a hook to the side of Vi$$er's head but Vi$$er sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Leeroy misses with a shot to the body
and Leeroy takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Leeroy swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Vi$$er fails with a takedown attempt.
Good shot there by Leeroy.
Leeroy connects with a body shot.
Vi$$er chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Leeroy can pounce on him.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
An inside leg kick from Vi$$er misses.
Vi$$er lands an overhand right.
Leeroy comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.
Vi$$er with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
Leeroy blocks a jab.
Leeroy misses with a wild body shot.
Vi$$er wants to slow Leeroy down by chopping away at his legs.
Vi$$er avoids a kick to the body.
Leeroy lands a really nice looking cross but Vi$$er seems unphased.
Leeroy is looking to wear down Vi$$er with body shots, infact he's throwing more body shots than head shots at the moment.
Vi$$er misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Leeroy.
An inside leg kick lands from Leeroy.
Vi$$er moves out of range of the body kick from Leeroy.
Leeroy keeps his opponent at a distance with a nice jab.
Leeroy throws a hook but Vi$$er avoids it easily.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Leeroy tries to score with a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Leeroy will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Leeroy connects with a nice looking jab.
Leeroy is looking to slow Vi$$er down with leg kicks.
Vi$$er slips a jab from Leeroy.
Vi$$er wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
Leeroy tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Vi$$er was well out of range. Poor timing from Leeroy.
Vi$$er throws a hook but Leeroy blocks it.
Vi$$er cracks a nice hook into Leeroy's ribs.
Vi$$er lands a nice leg kick that just misses Leeroy's sensitive parts.
Leeroy thows a body shot but no joy.
Leeroy scores with a kick to the body.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Good work by Vi$$er as he checks the leg kick.
Leeroy bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Leeroy throws a hook to the side of Vi$$er's head but Vi$$er sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Leeroy ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
Leeroy's jab looks to have found its range, popping Vi$$er under the eye.
Leeroy chopping away at his opponent's legs.
Vi$$er looks winded!
Vi$$er throws a low kick but his opponent is out of range.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Vi$$er is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Leeroy swings away with a leg kick that misses.
Vi$$er uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Leeroy.
Leeroy tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Vi$$er tries to clinch up but Leeroy circles away and keeps his distance.
Leeroy fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
Jab from Vi$$er.
Leeroy scores with a push kick.
Vi$$er ducks right into an uppercut from Leeroy.
Bruce Leeroy seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Leeroy lands a slapping body shot.
Vi$$er scores with a head kick.
Leeroy throws a low kick but Vi$$er avoids it.
Leeroy throws a quick inside leg kick.
Leeroy connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
Leeroy misses with a lunging right hand
and Vi$$er makes him pay by landing a thudding low kick.
A lazy left from Leeroy finds it's target.
Leeroy throws a leg kick but Vi$$er sees it coming and moves out of range.
Vi$$er swings for the body but Leeroy moves out of range.
Leeroy slips a straight right by Vi$$er.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Vi$$er missing with a left hand there. Leeroy was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
A slapping leg kick lands for Vi$$er.
Leeroy scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
Vi$$er throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Vi$$er fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Leeroy manages to avoid it.
Wow, both these guys are really going for it!
Leeroy connects with a body shot that sends Vi$$er's belly button to the back.
A nice leg kick lands there from Leeroy.
Leeroy ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Leeroy goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.
Leeroy lands a right hook to the body.
Vi$$er ducks right into an uppercut from Leeroy.
Leeroy throws out a loose jab but Vi$$er uses good head movement to avoid it.
Leeroy scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Vi$$er doesn't seem bothered though.

Leeroy cracks Vi$$er with a big right hand that sends him crashing to the floor. Leeroy has the opportunity to follow him to the ground but instead he's beckoning Vi$$er to stand back up!

Vi$$er is rocked!
Vi$$er chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Leeroy can pounce on him.
Vi$$er is still on wobbly legs! Can Leeroy finish him?
Leeroy lands with a nice body punch.
Leeroy with a body punch. A glancing blow.
Leeroy circles away before darting back in with a big straight right hand. It connects beautifully and sends Vi$$er tumbling to the canvas! He's out cold! Leeroy wins by KO!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:54 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Bruce Leeroy!
Jumping up and down and very excited, Bruce Leeroy waved his t-shirt featuring Firebird Designs's logo in front of the cameras.