PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Jonny Bones (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Jason Krutcher (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Chooooooooon! I think Bones might be my favorite fighter, now he's come out to Fight Music D12. The crowd seem to be enjoying Krutcher's choice of entrance music: Fun Things - Savage. Jonny Bones has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?

Bones
vs
Krutcher

192 cm
30
225 lbs
21 - 11 - 4

181 cm
35
208 lbs
34 - 17 - 1

Great wrestler
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

Good wrestler
World class MT
Good gas tank

Affordable Quality + Reliable Laundry
The Big Kabosh

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 21 - 11 - 4, fighting out of New York, Jonny Bones!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 34 - 17 - 1, fighting out of New York, Jason Krutcher!
The judges for this bout are Columbo Gatti, Lou da Vinci and Dean Styles.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
That's a knee to de groin and it's over and out! Bones crumples to the ground after an illegal strike from Krutcher - the referee stops the clock and Bones gets 5 minutes to recover from that one. "I'm sorry" says Krutcher. Bones manages to get back to his feet and the fight resumes.
Bones fails with a takedown attempt from distance.
Krutcher doesn't manage to clinch there - Bones circles away.
Krutcher takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
Bones attempts a leg kick but it's missed by a good margin.
Bones throws a body kick that digs right into the meat.
A head kick misses from Bones.
Krutcher throws a sloppy head kick and Bones moves out of range easily.
Krutcher misses with a hook.
Krutcher looks to score with a jab to the body but Bones is just out of range.
Bones misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.

Krutcher has Bones up against the cage in a clinch.
Krutcher lands an elbow inside that Bones shrugs off.
Krutcher landing some nice looking knees to the body.
Bones is breathing heavily.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Krutcher is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Bones is defending well for now.
Krutcher lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Bones is working on a leg, looking for a takedown but Krutcher is defending well.
Krutcher is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Bones is defending well for now.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Krutcher lands a body punch - he's looking to wear down Bones.
Krutcher lands an elbow inside.

It looks like Jonny Bones has been cut.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Krutcher.
Krutcher lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
With the fighters up against the cage, Krutcher throws an elbow but misses.
Krutcher lands with a short shot to the head.
Krutcher stalling in the clinch but Bones improves position.
Krutcher stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Krutcher lands a nice elbow.
Krutcher scores with a knee to the head.
Bones tries to work over Krutcher's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Krutcher lands a nice uppercut.
Krutcher lands a good knee to the midsection. Bones won't want to take too many of those.
Krutcher lands a damaging elbow.
Krutcher lands a body punch in the clinch.
Krutcher unloads a knee to the mid-section.
Krutcher working some nice short punches in the clinch.
Bones takes a knee right on the jaw!
Krutcher using the Thai clinch to land knees to the body.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Krutcher connects with a nasty looking knee right to Bones's face.
Krutcher gets through Bones's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
A short right from Krutcher on the inside.

Bones is rocked!
A hook to the body from Krutcher.
Oh Bones is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Krutcher tries to land knees in the clinch but Bones avoids the damage to the body.
Bones takes an elbow to the forehead.
Krutcher lands a left hand.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Krutcher.
Krutcher gets an overhook and lands an elbow to the side of the head.
Krutcher lands a nice elbow from the clinch.
Krutcher creates a bit of space for himself and rocks Bones with a big uppercut! Bones tries to clinch up but Krutcher pushes him back against the cage and lands another monster strike that crumples Bones to the mat! Bones covers up and Krutcher unloads with more strikes until the referee steps in to end the bout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:38 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Punches). Jason Krutcher!
Jason Krutcher managed to slip a mention for his sponsors, Affordable Quality + Reliable Laundry, into his post fight interview.