PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Raoul Kenshiro (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Mother Effyew Ceekay (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Kenshiro
vs
Effyew Ceekay

225 cm
26
300 lbs
7 - 5 - 0

198 cm
25
290 lbs
4 - 0 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Excellent boxer
KO power

BJJ White Belt
Excellent MT
Powerful

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 7 - 5 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Raoul Kenshiro!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 4 - 0 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Mother Effyew Ceekay!
The judges for this bout are Peter Branson, Sandra Marshall and Bart Greer.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Kenshiro tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Effyew Ceekay was well out of range. Poor timing from Kenshiro.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Effyew Ceekay.
Effyew Ceekay throws a series of punches but Kenshiro moves out of range.
Effyew Ceekay cracks the inside of Kenshiro's front leg.
Effyew Ceekay is pawing at Kenshiro, trying to feel the distance before throwing out a cross that crashes into Kenshiro's nose. Kenshiro is badly hurt! Effyew Ceekay pounces, throwing wild strikes as both fighters end up on the ground! Kenshiro tries desperately to hold on but Effyew Ceekay is relentless in his assault! As Kenshiro receives an ever increasing number of unanswered strikes the referee pulls Effyew Ceekay away and this one is in the books!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:15 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Mother Effyew Ceekay!
A relieved looking Mother Effyew Ceekay thanked the fans for their support and gave the usual line about them being amazing. They seemed to believe that he actually meant it.