PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a featherweight MMA rules bout between Alexander Lansing (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Thor Berserk (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Lansing comes to the cage accompanied by Heavy Metal Kings. Thor Berserk is staring across the cage at his opponent, tweaking his nipples.

Lansing
vs
Berserk

180 cm
32
161 lbs
18 - 10 - 2

170 cm
28
150 lbs
19 - 10 - 0

BJJ Red Belt
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

Excellent grappler
World class MT
Good gas tank

Perkele!

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the featherweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 18 - 10 - 2, fighting out of Hilo, Alexander Lansing!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 19 - 10 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Thor Berserk!
The judges for this bout are Jack Bonds, Timothy Bukovac and .

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Berserk throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Berserk smiles there as he lands a nice right hand right on the button.
Lansing takes a body kick right on the floating rib. Ouchie.
Lansing swings for the body but Berserk moves out of range.
Berserk tries to clinch up but Lansing circles away and keeps his distance.
An inside leg kick lands from Berserk.
Some bone on bone action there as Lansing checks a low kick. Luckily it wasn't a particularly hard one.
A big right from Lansing misses.
Lansing takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Nice body kick from Berserk.
Lansing lands an overhand right.
Berserk misses with a straight right.
Berserk thumps Lansing with a low kick.
Lansing thows a body shot but no joy.
Lansing connects with a crisp jab.
Berserk is looking to slow Lansing down with leg kicks.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Berserk misses with a leg kick
and Lansing counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Berserk tried to score with a low kick but Lansing checks it.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Berserk, right into the meat.
Berserk lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
Lansing looks to have improved his striking defense since last time we saw him fight.
Berserk throws out a leg kick but Lansing moves out of range and Berserk only half commits.
Lansing lands a really nice looking cross but Berserk seems unphased.
Lansing connects with a body shot.
Berserk throws the kick towards the body but Lansing avoids it.
Berserk looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.
Lansing scores with a hook.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Lansing lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Berserk has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Berserk and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
Lansing throws a jab when Berserk was well out of range.
A big right from Lansing misses.
Lansing on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Berserk. Berserk obviously looking to wear him down.
A good leg kick by Berserk.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Berserk, right into the meat.
Lansing punishes Berserk's body with a nice straight punch.
Berserk moves in looking to clinch but Lansing pushes him off.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Good leg kick by Berserk there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Berserk throws a leg kick but Lansing sees it coming and checks it nicely.
Berserk connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
Berserk lands with a nice body kick.
Lansing bobs and weaves and throws out a fast jab that snaps Berserk's head backwards.

Berserk forces Lansing back against the cage and clinches.
Berserk lands an uppercut.
Berserk misses with a punch to the body.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Berserk.
Berserk lands a body punch in the clinch.
Lansing misses with a hook to the ribs.
A bit of stalling here from Berserk.
Berserk lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Lansing.
Berserk lands with a light punch inside.
A right hook to the body lands for Lansing.
Berserk misses with a hook to the ribs.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Lansing lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
Berserk tries to work over Lansing's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Berserk taking a breather.
Berserk tries to work over Lansing's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Lansing is hobbling a little on that front leg after taking quite a few leg kicks so far in this fight.
Lansing tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Berserk's elbow.
Berserk misses with a body punch.
A nice left hand lands by Lansing.
Lansing is using his height advantage well here, landing a good percentage of his punches.
Berserk tries to work over Lansing's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Berserk misses with a body punch.
Lansing misses with a punch on the inside.
Berserk presses Lansing against the cage and delivers a mid-strength body shot.
Berserk lands with a right to the head.
A head punch on the inside from Lansing fails to land.
Berserk lands a nice uppercut.
Lansing blocks a body shot from Berserk.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Berserk lands a nice looking hook to the body, against the cage.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.

Lansing manages to break the clinch.
Lansing throws a leg kick but he was too far away and it doesn't land.
Lansing takes a swing at Berserk's ribcage but misses.
Berserk misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Lansing.
Berserk fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
A nice inside leg kick there by Berserk. That's going to slow Lansing down.
Lansing chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Berserk can pounce on him.
Berserk throws a push kick but Lansing slaps the foot to one side.
Lansing misses with a looping right.
Lansing thows a body shot but no joy.
Lansing throws a decent looking leg kick but it doesn't land clean.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Berserk misses with a kick to the body.
A slapping leg kick lands for Berserk.
Berserk thows a leg kick but Lansing checks it
and Lansing counters nicely by changing levels and landing a hook to the body.
Berserk misses with an uppercut. Lansing saw that one coming.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Thor Berserk dominated that round.
That's time! Lansing's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.

Good exchange - Lansing coming out on top.
Berserk displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Lansing throws out the jab.
Berserk moves out of range of the strikes.
A leg kick checked by Lansing.
Lansing looks to throw the jab but Berserk is out of range.
Lansing throws a shot from downtown. Berserk moves away and avoids it.
Berserk scoring well with a low kick there.
Berserk scoring well with a low kick there.
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Berserk.
Lansing lands with a cross.
Berserk turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
Lansing avoids a kick to the body.
Lansing loads up on a big right hand but Berserk slips the punch.
Berserk buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
Berserk misses with a low kick.
A chopping leg kick lands by Berserk.
Berserk takes a hook to the side of the head. I wonder if that's got his ears ringing.

That's one minute gone in the round.

Berserk has managed to clinch.
Berserk tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Lansing's elbow.
Lansing throws a head punch that misses.
Lansing wants to take the fight to the mat but Berserk manages to get underhooks and keep the fight in the clinch.
Berserk misses with a punch to the body.
Berserk doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Lansing.
Lansing scores with a nice hook to the head.
Berserk lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
Lansing working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Berserk lands a shoulder strike.
Berserk misses with a body punch.
Both fighters working to control the clinch.
Berserk misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Lansing blocks a body shot from Berserk.
Lansing stalling here - the referee won't stand for too much of that.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Berserk.
Lansing misses with the head strike.
Berserk blocking some punches.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Berserk blocking some punches.
Lansing gets through Berserk's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
Lansing lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt Berserk or not.
Berserk tries to work over Lansing's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Berserk cracks Lansing with a nice body shot.
Berserk tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Berserk fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Berserk struggles to land a body shot inside as Lansing controls his hands.
Berserk's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
Berserk lands with a light punch inside.
Berserk lands an uppercut.
Berserk misses with a body punch.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Berserk struggles to land a body shot inside as Lansing controls his hands.
Berserk doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Berserk is looking to control Lansing's arms but Lansing gets an underhook and turns him. Now Berserk has his back to the cage.
Lansing lands a body punch.
Berserk lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Lansing backwards.
Lansing lands with a left to the head.
Berserk tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Lansing working aggressively here.
Berserk misses with a punch to the body.
Berserk tries to throw a body punch but Lansing avoids it by throwing Berserk back against the cage.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Lansing.
Berserk goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Lansing tries to work over Berserk's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Berserk can't find room to land a body shot as Lansing controls the action.
Berserk misses with a punch to the body.
Berserk blocks a couple of punches on the inside.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Berserk has a couple of punches blocked by Lansing.
Berserk tries to throw a body punch but Lansing avoids it by throwing Berserk back against the cage.
Lansing tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Thor Berserk seems to be working more effectively in the clinch in the fight so far.
Lansing prevents a body shot from Berserk.
Lansing swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Berserk lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Lansing blocks an uppercut.
Lansing goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Berserk misses with a body punch.

Lansing pulls Berserk into guard.
Berserk is pushing down on Lansing's leg trying to pass to half guard. Lansing is fighting to maintain full guard but Berserk has managed to sneak the leg through.

Berserk is trying to work for a kimura but Lansing is defending well.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!

Berserk is looking for a kimura here.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Thor Berserk showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action. This is the final round!

Berserk is looking to land body kicks.
Lansing scores with a sloppy right hand. Berserk should have avoided that one.
Lansing throws a jab when Berserk was well out of range.
Thor Berserk seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Berserk goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.
Lansing checks a leg kick.
Lansing lets the fists fly and connects with a left straight followed by a right hook.
Berserk throws a half hearted mid kick.
Lansing takes a shot right to the bread basket.
A low kick from Berserk is predictable there
and Lansing counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Berserk scores with a kick to the body.
Good work by Lansing as he checks the leg kick.
Berserk uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Lansing.
Berserk misses with a body kick.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Berserk lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
Thor Berserk is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Berserk delivers a nice body kick.
Berserk tries to clinch there but Lansing circles away.
Lansing misses with a straight left.
Berserk tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Lansing paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Lansing pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Thor Berserk seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Berserk scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
Berserk throws a front kick aimed at Lansing's knee but Lansing avoids it well.
Berserk scoring well with a low kick there.

Berserk darts in and clinches Lansing up against the cage.
Berserk has a couple of punches blocked by Lansing.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Lansing.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Berserk.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Lansing.
Berserk struggles to land a body shot inside as Lansing controls his hands.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Berserk misses with a punch to the body.
Lansing is trying to work for a single leg takedown but Berserk pulls him back up using the underhooks.
Berserk blocks a body shot from Lansing.
The two fighters are working to gain dominance in the clinch.
Lansing working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Berserk trying to control the position but instead, Lansing has worked for underhooks and has pushed Berserk into the cage.
Berserk misses with a body punch.
Lansing misses with a punch to the body.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Berserk.
Lansing lands with a right to the head.
Berserk doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
A left hand lands to the body for Berserk.
Lansing lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Berserk backwards.
Berserk softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Lansing prevents a body shot from Berserk.
A right hand to the body from Lansing.
Berserk throws a head punch that misses.
Berserk goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Berserk blocking some punches.
Lansing prevents a body shot from Berserk.
Lansing tries a body shot but Berserk blocks it.
Berserk manages to get underhooks and slows down the pace for a moment.
Berserk prevents a body shot from Lansing.
Still in the clinch, Lansing scores with a nice short uppercut.
Nice body punch from Berserk.
Berserk misses with some punches.
Berserk misses with a hook to the ribs.
Alexander Lansing has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Lansing tries to throw a body punch but Berserk avoids it by throwing Lansing back against the cage.
Berserk blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Berserk lands a hook to the side of the head.
Lansing drops to a knee looking for a takedown but Berserk gets the underhooks and prevents it.
Berserk can't find room to land a body shot as Lansing controls the action.
Berserk misses with a hook to the ribs.
Thor Berserk is fighting for a decision - hopefully he's judged it right and he's actually winning the fight.
Lansing swings wildly with an uppercut but Berserk uses good head movement to avoid it.
Berserk blocks a body shot from Lansing.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Berserk doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
A shot in the inside from Lansing.

And that's the end of the fight!
Thor Berserk comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
Well Berserk has outworked and out performed his opponent in all aspects of the game today. He was simply too good and the decision should be no more than a formality. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Jack Bonds scores the fight 27:30
Judge Timothy Bukovac scores the fight 27:30
Judge Percy O'Donnell scores the fight 27:30

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Thor Berserk!
A victorious Thor Berserk thanked his army of followers in his post fight interview, telling people to make sure they follow him on Twitter.