PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Anderson Jones (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Bart Simpson (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Jones comes into the arena with Dear Agony blaring out of the sound system. Well, I have no idea who's going to take this one!

Jones
vs
Simpson

195 cm
28
265 lbs
13 - 7 - 0

205 cm
28
280 lbs
17 - 9 - 0

Good wrestling
World class MT
Granite chin

Good wrestler
Excellent MT
Granite chin

Just Fight (Everything 7$)

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 13 - 7 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Anderson Jones!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 17 - 9 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, Bart Simpson!
The judges for this bout are Ben Zyskovitsi, Arvi Lind and Anni Minnemäki.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Simpson tries to close the distance and clinch but Jones swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Sloppy strikes from Jones. Those never looked like landing.
Jones jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Jones lands with a kick to the ribs.
Simpson misses with a body kick.
An inside leg kick lands from Jones.
Simpson looking to land some kicks to the body here.
Simpson tries to close the distance and clinch but Jones swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Simpson tries to clinch up
and Jones counters with a straight right hand.

It looks like Bart Simpson has been cut.
Simpson takes a body kick right on the floating rib. Ouchie.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Jones keeps the fight on the outside.
Simpson tries to close the distance and clinch but Jones swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Bart Simpson seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Some bone on bone action there as Jones checks a low kick. Luckily it wasn't a particularly hard one.
Jones buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
Simpson takes a nasty kick to the mid section... That should keep him thinking. Does he try and block and risk a head kick landing?
Simpson looks winded!
Jones fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
Jones connects with a leg kick. Simpson looked like he was expecting something else and didn't defend it.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Jones ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
Jones lunges in with an uppercut that skims his opponent's chin.
Jones lands with a nice body kick.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Jones scoring well with a low kick there.
Jones fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Simpson.
That kick from Jones tenderised Simpson's leg. Simpson is trying to keep his angry face on.
Jab, cross, leg kick. Nice combination by Jones!
Jones throws a quick inside leg kick.
Jones stooping low to avoid any incoming strikes and then lunges in with an uppercut come cross that lands flush.

That has opened up Bart Simpson's cut even more.
Both fighters circling a little - Jones finishes the exchange with a kick to the body.
Simpson wants to clinch.
Jones throws a right and a left that both miss.
Simpson fails with an attempt to clinch.

Jones lands a big head kick that sends Simpson tumbling to the mat! Jones takes a step backwards and waves Simpson back to his feet - he wants the finish!
Jones with a nice cross.

Simpson is rocked!

The cut above Bart Simpson's eye is starting to cause him problems now.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Jones lands a nice looking kick to the body. Simpson takes a step back to recover.
Jones fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Simpson looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
Jones throws a wild body kick that Simpson sees coming a mile off.
Jones throws a head kick but Simpson moves out of range.
Simpson takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
We've been told by Jones's head coaches at Condor Training that he's been working on his takedown defense in preparation for this fight.
Jones throws a leg kick which misses Simpson's front leg but catches the back leg as Simpson tries to avoid it.
Jones fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Jones tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Jones avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Jones fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Simpson has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
Simpson has developed a nice purple lump on his ribcage, as a result of some heavy body kicks from Jones.
Thud! ouch! good body kick from Jones - that will leave a mark!
Jones misses with a kick to the body.
Jones dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Simpson. That did some damage!
Simpson's hands are dropping dangerously low here and Jones connects clean with a right hook that sends him down to one knee! Simpson scrambles back to his feet.

Bart Simpson's cut is absolute horrible now. This looks like something out of a horror film with blood covering both fighters.
Jones lands an overhand left. A wild punch that just about connected.

The referee calls the doctor in to look at Bart Simpson's cut. Oh no, the doctor has called an end to the bout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:07 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Cut). Anderson Jones!
A victorious Anderson Jones thanked his army of followers in his post fight interview, telling people to make sure they follow him on Twitter.