PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Boyce Salazar (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Arse Biscuits (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Biscuits has chosen Who are they trying to con as his entrance music, which hasn't gone down very well with the crowd. Arse Biscuits acknowledges the crowd's support as he enters the cage.

Salazar
vs
Biscuits

187 cm
18
214 lbs
1 - 1 - 0

211 cm
22
202 lbs
1 - 1 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Counter fighter
Cuts easily

BJJ Purple Belt
Basic striking
Determined

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 1 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Boyce Salazar!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 1 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Arse Biscuits!
The judges for this bout are Paul Gruel, Roger Salmon and Colin Fray.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Salazar ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Biscuits thuds his right hand into Salazar's forehead from close range. That could be painful for both fighters.
Biscuits lands a beauty of a right hand that gets the crowd cheering.
Salazar moves away from the strike by Biscuits.
Biscuits dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Salazar tries to close the distance and clinch up but Biscuits swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Biscuits avoids the clinch attempt nicely.

Biscuits throws a loose over hand right and dives in with a double leg takedown. Salazar tries to sprawl but it's too late and the fighters hit the mat. Biscuits is in Salazar's guard.

Biscuits drops back looking for a submission - "I'm sorry sir, but I'm gunna break your leg" says Biscuits as he cranks on the unfortunate limb! Salazar screams and taps out before any major damage is done! Don't mess with Biscuits! Nice submission victory there!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:52 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Kneebar). Arse Biscuits!
In his post fight interview, Arse Biscuits started talking himself up. Luckily his charisma kept the crowd on side and gave him a good reception.