PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Felipezoom Insano (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Donnie Darko (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Insano kept the crowd waiting but all that was forgotten when his ring entrance music started. The incomparable musical genius that is . Felipezoom Insano had a look across the cage there at his opponent. He definitely means business

Insano
vs
Darko

190 cm
35
255 lbs
31 - 11 - 0

188 cm
32
201 lbs
21 - 15 - 0

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Granite chin

Good wrestler
World class boxer
Granite chin

Milwaukee's Best Nutrition
Bad Man Clothing

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 31 - 11 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Felipezoom Insano!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 21 - 15 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Donnie Darko!
The judges for this bout are Richard Clark, Daniel Bishop and William Gold.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Insano misses with a hook to the body
and Darko counters with a left to the body.
Darko looks to throw the jab but Insano is out of range.
A clash of legs there as Darko blocks the low kick.
Darko misses with a hook.
Darko on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Insano. Insano obviously looking to wear him down.
Insano dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Darko slips a jab from Insano.
Insano connects with a crisp jab.
Insano misses the jab.
Insano waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Darko.
Darko scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Insano closes the distance and takes a jab right on the nose as he does so.
Good shot there by Insano.
Insano throws a right and a left that Darko avoids nicely.
Insano throws out a loose jab but Darko uses good head movement to avoid it.
Darko checks a low kick. Bone on bone - not my idea of a good time.
Insano jabbing away but nothing is landing.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Darko lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
Darko takes a shot to the body in his stride.
Insano keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Darko.
Insano swings for the body but Darko moves out of range.
Darko feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to Insano's calf.
Insano misses with a body shot.
Insano throws a shot from downtown. Darko moves away and avoids it.
Darko scores with a leg kick.
Darko misses with a wild body shot.
Insano dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Insano throws a hook but Darko blocks it.
Insano misses with a body shot
and Darko counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Darko listening to his corner there, landing a nice uppercut.
Insano will need to close the distance a bit before he attacks - that leg kick was thrown from too far away.
Darko takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.
Insano throws a jab but it's blocked by Darko.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Insano just misses with a punch to the body.
Insano lands a jab followed by a nice looking cross.
Darko tries to score with a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Insano is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Darko.
Insano misses with a looping right.
A jab from Insano does it's job there.
Darko slips a jab and a cross from Insano.
Insano takes a jab on the nose there. A little bit of blood seems to be coming out. Hopefully that won't affect his breathing.
Darko with a nice cross.
Darko takes a shot to the eye socket. That's gotta hurt.
Darko is moving around nicely and scores here with a single head shot.
Darko rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Insano counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Darko ducks under a wild hook from Insano.
Darko tries to clinch there but Insano circles away.
Insano checks a low kick from Darko.
A big right from Insano misses.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Nice defenses there by Darko.
A telegraphed right hand from Insano misses the target.
Insano misses with a straight left.
Insano blocks the body kick.
Darko ducks right into an uppercut from Insano.
Insano fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Insano ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
Insano lands a jab, followed by a cross and another cross, as Darko backs up against the cage.
Darko tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Darko misses with an uppercut
letting Insano counter with a right hand.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Insano just misses with a punch to the body.
Boom, another hit is landed. "You're gunna get knocked out" taunts Darko, as that shot connected.
Darko takes a body punch but keeps moving.
Insano moves away from the strike by Darko.
Darko is landing a lot of head punches in this opening round! Insano had better start moving his head a bit unless he wants his face to turn into pâté.

Oooooh!!! Insano has knocked Darko down with a huge combo! Insano steps away and waves a wobbly Darko back to his feet! This one might not go much longer!

Darko is rocked!

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Darko throws out a loose jab but Insano uses good head movement to avoid it.
Insano throws a hook to the side of Darko's head but Darko sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Insano misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Darko listening to his corner there, landing a nice uppercut.
Insano misses with an uppercut.
Darko stooping low to avoid any incoming strikes and then lunges in with an uppercut come cross that lands flush.
Insano jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Insano tries to move into range but Darko moves to the side and lands with a nice right hand.
Darko moves out of range of the strikes.
Insano doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
Darko misses with a straight right.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Darko takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
Darko fakes the leg kick and cracks Insano in the body.
Insano looks to score with a jab to the body but Darko is just out of range.
Darko throws a leg kick but Insano sees it coming and moves out of range.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Felipezoom Insano dominated that round.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action!

Darko misses with a hook
and Insano counters with a nice leg kick.
Insano throws a big shot that misses.
Insano throws a shot from downtown. Darko moves away and avoids it.
Insano misses with a hook.
A jab from Insano does it's job there.
Darko jabs away that one connects to the head of his opponent.
Insano throws a leg kick but Darko moved away.
Insano changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.
A big right from Insano misses.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Insano, right into the meat.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Darko ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Insano scoring well with a low kick there.
Insano throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Darko counters with a right hand to the body.
Darko keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Darko moves away from the strike by Insano.
Insano throws an off balance right hand
and Darko counters with a stiff right hand.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Insano checks a low kick from Darko.
Insano scores with a hook.
Darko darts in and out, connecting with a jab.
Darko throws a big shot that misses.
A swing and a miss from Insano.
Darko lands a right hook to the body.
Darko ducks under a wild hook from Insano.
Darko jabs away that one connects to the head of his opponent.

Darko fakes with an overhand right and moves in to clinch with Insano, pushing him back against the cage.
A hook to the body from Insano.
Darko is breathing heavily.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Darko trying to control the position but instead, Insano has worked for underhooks and has pushed Darko into the cage.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Darko.
Darko blocks a body shot from Insano.
A hook to the body from Insano.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Darko misses with the head strike.
Still in the clinch, Insano scores with a nice short uppercut.
Darko wants to push off and get back to the center of the mat but Insano has him pressed against the cage.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Insano.
Darko is looking to break free of the clinch but Insano has double underhooks.
Insano gets through Darko's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
Insano misses with a hook to the ribs.
Nice body punch from Insano.
Insano throws an elbow but it misses.
Insano swings wildly with an uppercut but Darko uses good head movement to avoid it.
A left hand lands to the body for Insano.
Insano lands a hook to the side of the head.
Insano misses with a punch on the inside.
Insano lands a right hand that snaps the head of Darko backwards.
Insano cracks Darko with a nice body shot.
Insano lands an uppercut.
Insano is trying to wear down his opponent with knees to the body.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Insano lands a left hand that snaps the head of Darko backwards.
Insano lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Darko takes a shot to the head.
Insano lands a nice shot to the body.
Insano lands a left hand that snaps the head of Darko backwards.
Insano lands a left hand that snaps the head of Darko backwards.
Insano lands with a short head shot on the inside.
A nice right hand lands inside from Insano.
Insano scores with a nice hook to the head.
Darko is still on wobbly legs! Can Insano finish him?

Insano drops Darko onto one knee with a big uppercut from the clinch! Darko is propped up by the cage and works his way back to his feet!
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!

Insano breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Insano drops Darko with a straight left! Oh this is bad for Darko! Insano dives in and starts dropping bombs - the referee has no choice but to step in and save him!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:44 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Felipezoom Insano!
Post fight, Felipezoom Insano stared into the camera and said 'I am the peoples Champ and who ever is next better be ready to feel the pain. I want to thank God As always I can do everything through Christ my lord and savior who strengthens me. Without him I wouldn't be here tonight. It's been a great fight and when I hit him I found his chin immediately.'.