PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Sam Stout (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Larry David (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Chooooooooon! I think Stout might be my favorite fighter, now he's come out to Disturbed - Criminal. The crowd seem to be enjoying David's choice of entrance music: PRINCE RAMA - RAGHUPATI. This should be a great matchup!

Stout
vs
David

175 cm
36
168 lbs
32 - 27 - 0

180 cm
32
160 lbs
20 - 11 - 0

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 4 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 32 - 27 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Sam Stout!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 20 - 11 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Larry David!
The judges for this bout are Phil Schofield, Donald Grub and Steven Brown.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
David misses with a kick to the body.
Stout misses the jab.
David avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
David takes a swing at Stout's ribcage but misses.
David lands the left hand.
David lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
David misses with a body shot.
David walks into a stiff left hand from Stout.
David lands a jab. Then a cross. Then finally a nice hook to the body. Good work there by David.

It looks like Sam Stout has been cut.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Stout throws a lazy right hand but David sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Stout throws a body kick but he wasn't in range.
David lands a right hook to the body.

That's one minute gone in the round.
David lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
David slips a straight right by Stout.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by David.
Stout takes a shot right to the bread basket.
Stout takes a jab on the nose there. A little bit of blood seems to be coming out. Hopefully that won't affect his breathing.
Stout misses the body punch
and David counters with a stiff right hand.
David throws a good cross that connects.
Stout on the wrong end of an overhand right that came out of nowhere.
Stout finds nothing but air with that leg kick attempt.
Stout misses with the combination.
David looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Stout misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from David.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Stout needs to keep his hands up - David had a free shot at his head there.
David scores with a kick to the midsection.
David throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Stout throws a body punch but David moves out of range.
That's a knee to de groin and it's over and out! Stout crumples to the ground after an illegal strike from David - the referee stops the clock and Stout gets 5 minutes to recover from that one. "I'm sorry" says David. Stout manages to get back to his feet and the fight resumes.
Larry David seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
An inside leg kick lands from Stout.
David uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Stout.
Nice jab there from David.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
David moves away from the strike by Stout.
A jab from David misses.
Stout takes a body kick right on the floating rib. Ouchie.
Stout avoids the body shot from David.
David connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
Nice cross by Stout.
David takes a body punch but keeps moving.
Stout missing with a left hand there. David was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
David throws a predictable looking body shot
and Stout counters with a nice body shot.
A lazy left from David finds it's target.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
David lands a jab-cross combination.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Stout scores with a jab to the body.
David just misses with a punch to the body.
David wants to clinch
and Stout counters with a nice low kick that buckles David's knee momentarily.

David closes the distance and presses his opponent up against the cage.
Stout misses with some punches.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for David.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
David is trying to push Stout away but Stout has him pressed against the cage, so he's going nowhere.
Stout lands a right hand that snaps the head of David backwards.

David's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
David fails with an attempt to clinch.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Larry David dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Sam Stout's cut.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin!

Stout throws a body punch but David moves out of range.
Stout misses with a jab to the body
and David counters with a good low kick that Stout was not able to check.
David connects with a leg kick. Stout looked like he was expecting something else and didn't defend it.
David fakes the leg kick and cracks Stout in the body.
Stout loads up on a big right hand but David slips the punch.
David throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.
David throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Stout defending well as David loads up on a big left hand.
Stout avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Crunch! David slams his shin into Stout's torso.
Stout throws a leg kick which misses David's front leg but catches the back leg as David tries to avoid it.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Stout fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and David has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
Stout feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to David's calf.
David connects with a slap. Keep your fist closed son.
David is looking to land body kicks.
Stout throws a big shot that misses.
Stout throws a body punch but David moves out of range.
David misses with a head kick.
David's hands are dropping dangerously low here and Stout connects clean with a right hook that sends him down to one knee! David scrambles back to his feet.
Stout misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from David.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Stout lands a pitter patter jab to the forehead of his opponent.
A looping hook to the body misses from David. Stout does a little dance to reset his feet.
Stout connects with a looping left hand that seems like it dazed David momentarily.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
David takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
David moves in looking to clinch but Stout pushes him off.
A low kick from Stout is predictable there
and David counters with a nice leg kick.
David turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
David throws a hook to the side of Stout's head but Stout sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
David bobbing and weaving, closes the distance and lands a hook to the side of Stout's head.
Stout swings for the body but David moves out of range.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
David scores to the head and body with a nice combination!
A head kick misses from David.
Stout throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
David looking to land some kicks to the body here.
Crunch! David slams his shin into Stout's torso.
A punch lands to the side of Stout 's head but he takes it in his stride.
Stout connects with a nice looking jab.
David staying out of range there.
David misses with an uppercut. Stout saw that one coming.
David lands with a thumping leg kick.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Stout throws a jab when David was well out of range.
David tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Stout was well out of range. Poor timing from David.
Stout swings for the body but David moves out of range.
David misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Stout.
Stout thuds a left hand into David's body.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
David misses the jab.
A telegraphed right hand from Stout misses the target.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
A bone on bone clash there as David blocks the leg kick.
David misses with a body shot.
Stout loads up on a big right hand but David slips the punch.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close second round but I would say that Sam Stout will probably get the nod.
The cut man is working on Sam Stout's cut.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business.

David stuns Stout with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
Stout checks a leg kick.
David pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Stout throws a leg kick but he was too far away and it doesn't land.
Stout throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
David bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
David ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
Stout takes a swing at David's ribcage but misses.
Stout pulls out of a head kick attempt.
David throws a body kick but he wasn't in range.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Stout misses with a low kick as David jumps back.
David misses with a body kick.

David gets in close and instigates a clinch.
Stout tries to throw a body punch but David avoids it by throwing Stout back against the cage.
Stout throws a head punch that misses.
Stout misses with a short punch on the inside.
David blocks a body shot from Stout.
David works on Stout's body with a couple of short punches.
David tries a body shot but Stout blocks it.
David misses with a shot to the kidneys.
David tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
David lands a body shot in the clinch.
Stout misses with a punch to the body.
Stout is hobbling a little on that front leg after taking quite a few leg kicks so far in this fight.
Stout lands a right hand.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
A short right from Stout.
A head punch blocked on the inside by David.
David tries a body shot but Stout blocks it.
Stout blocks a punch to the side of the head.

David's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
David waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Stout.
David lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
David swings and misses with a hook to the body.
David misses with a head kick.
David tries to land a front kick but Stout steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.
David takes a body punch but keeps moving.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Stout uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from David.
Stout misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from David.
Stout tries to score with an inside leg kick but telegraphs it and David is able to avoid easily.
A looping hook to the body misses from David. Stout does a little dance to reset his feet.
David fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Stout.
Stout ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
Stout throws a right and a left that David avoids nicely.

Stout lands a left and a right that send David crashing to the mat, dazed. Stout thinks about following him to the mat but decides to wave him back up to his feet!

David is rocked!

It looks like Larry David has been cut.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Stout fakes the leg kick and throws a superman punch. It's knocked David out cold! Brutal finish!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:57 of round 3, we have a winner by way of KO (Superman Punch). Sam Stout!
A relieved looking Sam Stout thanked the fans for their support and gave the usual line about them being amazing. They seemed to believe that he actually meant it.