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Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Quiet Monkey (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Christopher Walken (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Monkey's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, Epic - Faith No More. Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.
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199 lbs
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195 lbs
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BJJ Brown Belt
Basic striking
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Decent wrestler
Excellent boxer
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
7 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Quiet Monkey!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
6 - 2 - 1, fighting out of Montreal, Christopher Walken!
The judges for this bout are Dillan Fox, Ian Loll and Elvis Blanc.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Walken swats away the attempt to clinch by Monkey.
Monkey tries to clinch but Walken moves out of range.
Walken fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
Monkey throws a hook but Walken avoids it easily.
Monkey has been talking about how he's improved his wrestling in the run up to the fight so let's see if that's enough to sway the balance.
Monkey will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
A big left from Monkey misses.
Walken throws a shot from downtown. Monkey moves away and avoids it.
Walken looking to land some kicks to the body here.
Monkey wants to clinch but Walken slips to the side
enabling Walken to counter with a crisp jab.
Walken cracks Monkey with a nice right hand that draws applause from the crowd.
Walken throws out a powerful jab.
Monkey tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Monkey drops his hands momentarily and Walken takes advantage with a crisp shot to the head.
Walken showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Monkey.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Monkey swinging wildly here.
Monkey tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Walken paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Monkey keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Walken.
Monkey is looking to clinch but Walken is avoiding it.
Quiet Monkey seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Monkey instigates a clinch.
Walken cracks Monkey with a nice body shot.
Walken breaks the clinch.
Walken avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Walken cracks the inside of Monkey's front leg.
Walken checks a low kick. Bone on bone - not my idea of a good time.
Monkey tries to clinch
and Walken counters with a left and a right that stings Monkey.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Walken connects with a nice looking jab.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Nice shot by Walken.
Monkey shoots in but no luck this time.
Monkey throws a combination that misses
and Walken counters with a leg kick.
Monkey misses with an uppercut.
Walken has done a lot of speed work in the buildup to this fight.
Monkey drops his hands momentarily and Walken takes advantage with a crisp shot to the head.
Walken takes one to the chin there.
Monkey looks for a takedown here. Will he get it? Walken is fending him off so far but Monkey persists. Nope, Walken circles away and we're back to standing.
Monkey fails in his attempt to clinch.
Christopher Walken is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Sloppy strikes from Monkey. Those never looked like landing.
Walken bobs and weaves and throws out a fast jab that snaps Monkey's head backwards.
Monkey throws a right and a left that both miss.
Monkey tries to clinch but fails miserably
and Walken connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Walken lands a beauty of a right hand that gets the crowd cheering.
Monkey misses with a double jab
and Walken counters with a good low kick that Monkey was not able to check.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Walken throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Monkey.
Monkey takes a really solid shot there but just smiles back and shrugs his shoulders.
Monkey misses with a combination
enabling Walken to counter with a crisp jab.
Walken is landing a lot of head punches in this opening round! Monkey had better start moving his head a bit unless he wants his face to turn into pâté.
Monkey throws a right hand that misses
and Walken connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Monkey wants to clinch but Walken slips to the side
and Walken counters with a nice body kick.
Monkey stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Walken.
Walken comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.
Monkey tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Walken paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Monkey lands three nice shots there - that looked like it hurt!
Walken feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to Monkey's calf.
Monkey shoots in and bounces Walken off the cage to secure the takedown into guard.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Walken tries to land a sweep but no joy.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Monkey trying to control but Walken is working from the bottom.
Walken is trying to control the position but Monkey postures up.
Monkey trying to control the position from guard on top but Walken is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Monkey slips nicely into half guard.
Monkey trying to mount his opponent but Walken defends it.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Monkey is looking to take a break and control but Walken is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Christopher Walken dominated that round.
That's time! Back to the action!
Walken getting the better of the striking in that exchange.
Monkey moves to clinch but Walken breaks away
and Walken counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Christopher Walken seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Monkey misses with a jab, cross combination.
Monkey takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
Quiet Monkey is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Donk. Walken catches Monkey right on the button with a cross.
Monkey throws a series of punches but Walken moves out of range.
Walken cracks Monkey with a nice right hand that draws applause from the crowd.
Monkey misses with a double jab
and Walken counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Monkey looks to clinch
and Walken connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Walken circles away from the clinch attempt
and Walken counters with a right hand to the body.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Walken displaying good standup as he scores with a three punch combination.
Walken steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Monkey.
No joy there for Monkey, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Monkey gets a clinch.
Walken content to slow the pace in the clinch.
Monkey escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Monkey throws a big shot that misses.
Monkey fails with a takedown attempt from distance.
Monkey tries to clinch
and Walken counters with a shot to the ribs. That looked like it hurt.
A left and a right from Walken both land. Nice combination.
Walken avoids a punch combination nicely.
Walken with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Monkey fakes high and shoots in for a takedown but Walken avoids it really well and circles away.
Walken lands with a thumping leg kick.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Walken throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Monkey.
Monkey misses with a hook
and Walken counters with a thumping low kick.
Monkey looks like he's developed a pretty tasty lump over his left eye. He'll need to avoid taking much more damage to that.
Walken scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
Walken fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Monkey has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
Walken fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Monkey has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
Monkey is looking to clinch.
Monkey misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Monkey connects with a good right hand that stumbles Walken. Walken circles away out of range and recomposes himself.
A head kick misses from Walken.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Monkey tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Walken lands a glancing blow to the side of Monkey's head.
Nice uppercut there from Walken.
Walken avoids a punch combination nicely.
Walken circles away from the clinch attempt.
A shot to the liver by Walken. Beautiful body shot.
Monkey looking for a takedown here - he's got it.
Monkey trying to control but Walken is working from the bottom.
Walken wants to stand up but Monkey is controlling him.
Monkey trying to control the position from guard on top but Walken is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Walken working a defensive guard here.
Monkey tries to free his leg and advance position but Walken is retaining full guard.
The referee is pacing around the two fighters - he looks like he's thinking about a standup.
Walken wants to get back to his feet but Monkey is in a dominant position and won't allow it.
We get told so often about how wrestlers don't like to be on their backs. Let's see if Walken can do anything to dispel that myth.
The ref stands the fighters back up. Quiet Monkey wasn't doing enough on the ground.
Monkey tries to clinch up
and Walken counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Walken connects with an inside leg kick.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Walken lands a body shot.
Monkey is hobbling a little on that front leg after taking quite a few leg kicks so far in this fight.
Walken dodges the punch combination from Monkey.
Monkey goes to the watering hole and comes back with a big thumbs up from the judges as he scores a three punch combo.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Christopher Walken showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action! This is the final round!
Walken stooping low to avoid any incoming strikes and then lunges in with an uppercut come cross that lands flush.
Monkey misses with a double jab
and Walken counters nicely by changing levels and landing a hook to the body.
Monkey blocks a head kick by Walken.
Walken lands a lovely overhand right.
Nice takedown defense from Walken. No joy for Monkey on that attempt.
Walken fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
Monkey tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Monkey throws a series of punches but Walken moves out of range.
Walken connects with a slap. Keep your fist closed son.
Monkey fakes a jab and throws a low kick but Walken checks it well.
Monkey has closed the distance and engaged Walken in a clinch.
Walken breaks the clinch.
Nice sprawl there from Walken as Monkey shoots in.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Walken displays good takedown defense there as he swats away a double leg from Monkey.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Quiet Monkey. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Monkey is looking to clinch.
Walken showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Monkey.
Monkey misses with a double jab
and Walken counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Monkey on the wrong end of a nice hook.
Walken jabs at Monkey's body.
Monkey takes one on the chin but seems OK.
The fight moves into the clinch position.
Monkey breaks the clinch.
Monkey throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Walken.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Walken moves into range and connects with a jab.
This has been an exciting period of action!
No joy there for Walken, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Monkey walks into a jab.
Walken lands with a right hand.
Monkey tries to clinch there but Walken circles away.
Monkey throws a combination that misses
and Walken connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Walken circles away from the clinch attempt.
Walken uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Monkey.
Monkey is looking to clinch but Walken is avoiding it.
Monkey looks to land a combination but Walken avoids it well.
Monkey shoots in for a takedown but Walken shows good takedown defense.
Walken works his jab well there, keeping his opponent at a distance.
Monkey doesn't manage to clinch there - Walken circles away.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Walken uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Monkey.
Monkey tries to close the distance and clinch up but Walken swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Walken lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
Monkey takes one to the chin there.
Walken swats away the attempt to clinch by Monkey.
Walken keeps the fight on the outside.
Christopher Walken is fighting for a decision - hopefully he's judged it right and he's actually winning the fight.
Monkey tries to clinch there but Walken circles away.
Walken circles away from the clinch attempt.
Monkey misses with a hook to the body
and Walken counters with a good low kick that Monkey was not able to check.
Monkey takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
Monkey tries to score with a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Monkey throws a combination that misses
and Walken cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Monkey drops his hands momentarily and Walken takes advantage with a crisp shot to the head.
Monkey fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Monkey swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Monkey wants to clinch
and Walken counters with a nice uppercut.
Good shot there by Walken.
Quiet Monkey has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Walken circles away from the clinch attempt
letting Walken counter with a right hand.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Monkey lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
Monkey fails to land with a series of punches.
Monkey tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Walken paws at him with a jab and circles away.
And that's the end of the fight!
Christopher Walken comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
I've got Walken winning every round here. Surely the decision will go his way and he'll pick up a well deserved decision victory. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Dillan Fox scores the fight 27:30
Judge Ian Loll scores the fight 27:30
Judge Elvis Blanc scores the fight 27:30
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Christopher Walken!
After the big win, Christopher Walken made sure to do all the important stuff like thanking his sponsors Backyard Fighting and telling the interviewer how much he loves him.
In defeat, Quiet Monkey stepped up to the mic, saying 'Did I just poop my pants?'.
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hype
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