PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Augustus Belmont (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Phukyorselvf Uzannavabizch (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Belmont's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, 2pac feat. Ice Cube - Bow Down. Uzannavabizch has chosen Brandon Loveladdy's band WE ARE THE CHOSEN : BREAKING THE KARMIC CYCLE as his entrance music. The atmosphere really building for this one as we go over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Belmont
vs
Uzannavabizch

183 cm
34
165 lbs
27 - 13 - 0

189 cm
34
208 lbs
29 - 12 - 1

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

Good wrestler
World class boxer
Good gas tank

Zipp Zapp
The Big Kabosh

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Just Fight (Everything 7$)

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 27 - 13 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Augustus Belmont!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 29 - 12 - 1, fighting out of Montreal, Phukyorselvf Uzannavabizch!
The judges for this bout are Tiny Johnson, Robert Twigg and Cecil Peabody.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Uzannavabizch throws a sloppy head kick
and Belmont counters with a big head kick but Uzannavabizch shrugs it off.
Uzannavabizch misses with a right hand
and Belmont cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.

Uzannavabizch is rocked!
A slapping leg kick lands for Belmont.
Uzannavabizch misses with a wild body shot.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Belmont, right into the meat.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Uzannavabizch throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Belmont takes a shot to the eye socket. That's gotta hurt.
Uzannavabizch scores with a push kick.
Belmont tries to land a leg kick but Uzannavabizch saw it coming and moves away.
Belmont takes a jab on the nose there. A little bit of blood seems to be coming out. Hopefully that won't affect his breathing.
Uzannavabizch drops Belmont with a huge uppercut! Belmont drops to the floor like a sack of potatoes. Uzannavabizch is raining down punches and the ref stops the fight! This one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:46 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Phukyorselvf Uzannavabizch!
After winning the bout, Phukyorselvf Uzannavabizch thanked all his fans and promised he'd do even better in his next fight. The crowd seemed to love his humility.
The defeated Augustus Belmont had this to say: 'Revenge is like the sweetest joy next to getting pussy so mothafucka!! i fucking demand a rematch or else get me some pussy to fuck hard.'.