PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Marlon Worthy (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Super Hans (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Worthy comes into the arena with Drop the world blaring out of the sound system. Hans has chosen Hans being Hans as his entrance music. Super Hans has the power to score a knockout today if he connects clean with Marlon Worthy's chin.

Worthy
vs
Hans

182 cm
34
167 lbs
27 - 17 - 0

180 cm
36
170 lbs
26 - 10 - 0

Abu Dhabi Champ
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

Excellent grappler
Lethal high kicks
Heavy handed

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 27 - 17 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Marlon Worthy!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 26 - 10 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Super Hans!
The judges for this bout are Robert Twigg, Gwen Towbar and Daniel Franklin.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Worthy cracks Hans with a nice right hand that draws applause from the crowd.
Worthy wants to clinch up but Hans keeps it at a distance.
Worthy throws a jab but it's blocked by Hans.
Worthy fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Hans manages to avoid it.
Hans jabs Worthy to the body, keeping him at a distance.
Worthy pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
Worthy walks into a jab.
Worthy swats away the attempt to clinch by Hans.
Hans throws a right hand that misses
and he gets countered with a snapping leg kick.
Hans misses with a looping left.
Hans misses with an uppercut.
Hans throws a lazy uppercut
and Worthy counters with a body kick that stops Hans in his tracks momentarily.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Hans misses the shot to the body.
Worthy looks to land a left hand but Hans moved out of range nicely.
Hans throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Hans throws a jab when Worthy was well out of range.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Worthy just misses with a punch to the body.
Worthy throws a chopping leg kick but Hans manages to avoid taking any serious damage.
Hans pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Worthy.
That kick from Worthy tenderised Hans's leg. Hans is trying to keep his angry face on.
A chopping leg kick lands by Hans.
Hans keeps the fight on the outside.
Hans lands with a cross to side of his opponent's head.
Marlon Worthy is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Worthy loads up on a big right hand but Hans slips the punch.
Worthy takes one to the chin there.
A looping hook to the body misses from Hans. Worthy does a little dance to reset his feet.
Worthy slips a straight right by Hans.
Worthy lands with an uppercut that bounces Hans off the cage and back into range.
Worthy slips under a jab from Hans.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Worthy throws a nice outside leg kick.
Hans misses with a straight right.

Worthy instigates a clinch.
Worthy tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.

Worthy breaks from the clinch.
Worthy throws a front kick aimed at Hans's knee but Hans avoids it well.
Hans scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
Hans connects with a crisp jab.
Hans misses with an uppercut.
Hans takes one on the button.
Worthy connects with a high kick.

It looks like Super Hans has been cut.
Worthy lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
Hans takes a swing at Worthy's ribcage but misses.
Worthy tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in to close the distance. Hans manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Hans lands a nice hook to Worthy's body. Worthy takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
Hans cracks Worthy with a good jab.
Worthy uses good footwork to get in and out and land a nice right hand before Hans has time to react.
A looping hook to the body misses from Hans. Worthy does a little dance to reset his feet.
Hans stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Worthy.
Worthy moves forwards but Hans connects with a nice, crisp jab.
Hans swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Hans tries to score with a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Hans misses with a right hand
and Worthy connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Worthy scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Hans doesn't seem bothered though.
Worthy displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Hans throws out the jab.
Hans misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!

Hans closes the distance and clinches.
Worthy throws a punch but it's blocked by Hans.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Hans tries to stall but Worthy uses the opportunity to gain a better position.
Hans tries to work over Worthy's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Hans is trying to maintain a safe position but Worthy gets an underhook and turns Hans into the cage.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Hans.
Worthy blocking some punches.
Hans is working on a leg, looking for a takedown but Worthy is defending well.
Worthy throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Hanss head.
Worthy tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Hans's elbow.
Worthy lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
Worthy prevents a body shot from Hans.

Worthy's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Worthy uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Hans.
Hans connects with the punch.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Hans tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Worthy was well out of range. Poor timing from Hans.
A jab lands there for Hans.
Hans is landing a lot of head punches in this opening round! Worthy had better start moving his head a bit unless he wants his face to turn into pâté.
A big left from Hans misses.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

A close round but Super Hans will probably get the nod.
The cut man is working on Super Hans's cut.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin!

Worthy lands a jab to the head.
Super Hans seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Hans is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Worthy.
Worthy fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Hans has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
Worthy throws out a powerful jab.
Hans tries to close the distance and clinch up but Worthy swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Hans misses with a shot to the body
and Worthy counters with a straight punch to the midsection.
Worthy wants to clinch.
Hans misses with an uppercut. Worthy saw that one coming.
Worthy tries to clinch but Hans moves out of range.
The fighters circle momentarily. Hans darts into range and connects with a nice straight punch.
Worthy scores with a head kick.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Hans misses with an uppercut
and Worthy counters with a leg kick.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Worthy avoids the head kick by Hans.
Worthy connects with an inside leg kick.
Worthy tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Hans paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Hans swings widly with a right hand
and Worthy counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Worthy throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.
Worthy scores with a straight right hand, right through his opponent's guard.
Worthy lands a kick to the ribs of his opponent. Nice work there - in and out in a flash.
Hans lands a nice shot that snaps Worthy's head back.
Nice jab there from Worthy.
Marlon Worthy is winning the standup battle so far.
A punch combination from Worthy misses.
Hans shoots in for a takedown. He's persisting with it as Worthy sprawls well. Worthy wins this battle and keeps the fight standing. Hans gets slowly back to his feet.
Hans's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down.
Hans is breathing heavily.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Worthy digs a good body shot into Hans's ribs.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Hans looks frustrated there after his takedown attempt is stuffed easily.
Hans tries to close the distance and clinch but Worthy swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Worthy checks a leg kick nicely.
Worthy lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
Hans misses with a right hand
and Worthy counters with a head kick. That will keep Hans thinking before he tries any more sloppy attacks!

Hans is rocked!
Worthy keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Hans throws a low kick but it's checked well by Worthy.
Hans misses with a lunging right hand
and Worthy counters with a thumping low kick.
Hans takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
Worthy misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Worthy lands a nice looking kick to the body. Hans takes a step back to recover.
Hans misses with a body kick.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Worthy cracks Hans with a nice right hand that draws applause from the crowd.
Worthy moves in looking to clinch but Hans pushes him off.
Hans tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Worthy was well out of range. Poor timing from Hans.
Hans missing with a left hand there. Worthy was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Hans misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Hans takes one on the chin but seems OK.
Hans is still on wobbly legs! Can Worthy finish him?
Nice shot lands for Worthy.
Worthy lunges in with an uppercut that skims his opponent's chin.
Worthy misses with a two punch combination.
Hans jabbing away but nothing is landing.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Worthy misses with a body shot.
Worthy misses with a jab, cross combination.
Hans seems to have recovered his senses.
Hans walks into a straight right hand from Worthy.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!

Worthy fakes with an overhand right and moves in to clinch with Hans, pushing him back against the cage.
Hans misses with a body punch.
Worthy lands with a light punch inside.
Worthy keeps control of Hans as he tries to wriggle out of the double underhooks.
Hans tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.

Worthy breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Hans looks to throw a body kick
and Worthy finishes the little exchange by landing a big kick to the body.
Hans takes a step towards his opponent and connects with a left hand, before circling away.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
The fighters are going at a pretty good pace and they're both starting to sweat now.
Worthy steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Hans.
Worthy takes a step towards his opponent and connects with a left hand, before circling away.
Worthy thows a body shot but no joy.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Marlon Worthy dominated that second round.
The cut man is working on Super Hans's cut.
That's time! Back to the action! Let's hear some noise people - this is the final round!

Worthy ducks under a wild hook from Hans.
Worthy catches Hans with a nice straight right. He seems pissed - ooooh, it's on now! On like donkey kong!
A jab from Hans does it's job there.
Hans blocks a head kick by Worthy.
Hans misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Worthy.
Hans throws a lazy head kick
and Worthy counters with a nice leg kick.
Worthy keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Worthy misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Hans.
Hans connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
Worthy tried to score with a low kick but Hans checks it.
Hans takes a jab right on the kisser.
Hans throws a nice inside leg kick.
Worthy fails in his attempt to clinch.
Hans misses with a head kick.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Worthy moves away from the strike by Hans.
Worthy fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
Hans tries to score with a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Worthy ducks under a wild hook from Hans.
Hans takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
Worthy scoring well with a low kick there.
Worthy lands a lovely overhand right.
Worthy moves out of range of the leg kick from Hans.
Hans fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
Hans tries to check the leg kick but that clearly hurt him.

Hans rushes Worthy and pushes him back against the cage in a clinch.
Hans misses with the head strike.

Worthy breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Hans thows a body shot but no joy.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Worthy ducks under a wild hook from Hans.
Hans throws a lazy head kick
and Worthy counters with a nice jab to the body that keeps Hans thinking.
Hans scores with a jab. Worthy acknowledges it with a nod of the head.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Hans throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Worthy sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Hans takes a nasty kick to the mid section... That should keep him thinking. Does he try and block and risk a head kick landing?
Worthy lands a slapping body shot.
Hans needs to keep his hands up - Worthy had a free shot at his head there.
Worthy scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
Worthy scores with a jab to the jaw of his opponent.
Jab, jab by Worthy - just one landing.
Hans has a pretty nasty looking mouse under his right eye.

Worthy moves into the clinch.
Hans looking to stall.
Worthy scores with a hook to the body.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
The two fighters are working to gain dominance in the clinch.
Worthy lands a right hand.
Hans prevents a body shot from Worthy.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Worthy.
Worthy throws a punch but it's blocked by Hans.
The referee is keeping an eye on Worthy - much more stalling and he will separate the fighters.
Worthy lands a shot to the body.
Worthy scores with an uppercut up the middle.
Hans misses with a hook from the clinch.
Hans tries to work over Worthy's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Worthy leaning against his opponent.
Worthy blocks a body shot from Hans.
A nice left hand lands by Worthy.
Worthy lands a shoulder strike.
A short left from Worthy.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Worthy.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Worthy.
Worthy lands a body punch - he's looking to wear down Hans.
Worthy lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Hans lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt Worthy or not.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!

Worthy breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Hans cracks Worthy with a good jab.
Worthy has his head snapped back a nice jab. A little nod from Worthy there as he acknowledges the shot.
Worthy connects with a lovely jab that went straight through the gap between Hans's hands.
Good leg kick by Worthy there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
Worthy lands a nice looking body kick.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Hans throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Hans misses with a kick to the body
and Worthy counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Worthy swings for the body but Hans moves out of range.

And that's the end of the fight!
Marlon Worthy showed his dominance in that final round.
Well Worthy has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Robert Twigg scores the fight 29:28
Judge Gwen Towbar scores the fight 29:28
Judge Daniel Franklin scores the fight 29:28

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Marlon Worthy!
A relieved looking Marlon Worthy thanked the fans for their support and gave the usual line about them being amazing. They seemed to believe that he actually meant it.