PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Ron Jeremy (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and RedHEED StepChild (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Ron Jeremy has the edge in experience - let's see if he can make that count tonight.

Jeremy
vs
StepChild

180 cm
18
212 lbs
2 - 0 - 0

200 cm
18
211 lbs
2 - 0 - 0

Good takedowns
Counter fighter
Granite chin

BJJ Purple Belt
Brawler
Tends to cut

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 2 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Ron Jeremy!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 2 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, RedHEED StepChild!
The judges for this bout are Yukihiro Shimada, Kenichi Hosakawa and Shirou Masuda.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

Jeremy is looking for a takedown here. He's shot in and has managed to get it, finishing up in StepChild's half guard.

Jeremy is looking for a kimura but he's never going to get it from there.

Jeremy is looking for a kimura but he's never going to get it from there.
Jeremy is thwarting StepChild's attempts to control the position.

StepChild looking to work for a kimura from the bottom.
StepChild wants to improve his position but Jeremy is controlling well.

Jeremy is looking for a kimura but he's never going to get it from there.
StepChild looks like he's trying to stand up.

That's one minute gone in the round.

Jeremy is working for a kimura but StepChild is defending it quite comfortably.
StepChild tries to roll over but Jeremy keeps him under control.
StepChild moves into full guard.
Jeremy wants to control from the top but StepChild keeps moving.
Jeremy has improved his flexibility recently so we will have to see if he can use that to his advantage.

StepChild manages to wriggle out and sneak his way back up to his feet, so the fighters are now clinched up against the cage.

StepChild's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.

That's two minutes gone in the round.

Jeremy scores with a nice takedown into half guard. Let's see what he's got on the ground.
Jeremy could do with losing a few pounds - he looks very soft around the mid section, to put it politely.
StepChild is controlling Jeremy's position as best he can from this difficult position.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.

Jeremy is looking for a kimura. It's going to be difficult to finish that from half guard though and StepChild defends it well.
StepChild looks more muscular than last time we saw him. He must have been on the weights.

Jeremy has hold of the far side arm. He's working for the Kimura, can StepChild defend it? Jeremy steps over the head and cranks it - StepChild is tapping out! That was textbook stuff right there - nice submission victory for Jeremy!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:24 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Kimura). Ron Jeremy!