PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Geodude Golem (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Berry Fulcher (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Golem's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, Geo dude geo geo dude. Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.

Golem
vs
Fulcher

191 cm
35
221 lbs
38 - 14 - 0

190 cm
31
220 lbs
29 - 23 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

Good wrestler
World class MT
Good gas tank

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 38 - 14 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Geodude Golem!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 29 - 23 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Berry Fulcher!
The judges for this bout are Gwen Towbar, Daniel Franklin and Cecil Peabody.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Fulcher misses with a kick to the body.
Golem walks forward and throws out a flicking leg kick. Fulcher checks it nicely though, as he moves to the side.
Fulcher tries a head kick but it misses.
Fulcher connects with the punch.
Golem throws a leg kick but Fulcher sees it coming and moves out of range.
Golem throws a right and a left that both miss.
Fulcher dodges the punch combination from Golem.
Golem falls off balance throwing a combination
and Fulcher counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Golem slips under a jab from Fulcher.
No joy there for Golem, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Fulcher loads up on a big right hand but Golem slips the punch.
Fulcher wants to clinch up but Golem keeps it at a distance.
Golem keeps the fight on the outside.
Golem falls off balance throwing a combination
and Fulcher counters with a nice body shot.
Fulcher thows a left - swing and a miss!
Golem slips a jab from Fulcher.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Golem throws a leg kick that is checked
and Fulcher counters with a nice low kick that buckles Golem's knee momentarily.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Golem misses with a few strikes there.
Golem misses with the combination.
Golem thows a leg kick but Fulcher checks it
and Fulcher counters with a left and a right that stings Golem.
Fulcher connects with a single shot there.
Crunch! Fulcher slams his shin into Golem's torso.
Golem throws a front kick aimed at Fulcher's knee but Fulcher avoids it well.
Golem throws a solid leg kick but Fulcher takes the impact on his shin and smiles at Golem.
A low kick from Golem is predictable there
and Fulcher cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Fulcher connects nicely with a jab. Noted by the judges no doubt.

Golem is rocked!
Fulcher moves in looking to clinch but Golem pushes him off.
Golem misses with a two punch combination.
Geodude Golem seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Fulcher will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Fulcher moves into range and lands a nice body kick.
A low kick from Golem is predictable there

and Fulcher moves into the clinch.
Fulcher lands a knee to the head there! That was nasty!
Golem tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Fulcher lands a hook to the side of the head.
Fulcher lands an elbow just above Golem 's eye.
Fulcher creates a bit of space for himself and sneaks an elbow through Golem's defenses.
Golem lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Fulcher backwards.
Fulcher utilising his Muay Thai to score with a knee to the body.
Golem is breathing heavily.
Fulcher landing knees to the head.

Fulcher drops Golem with a big knee straight up the middle! Golem is covering up against the cage but manages to escape and gets back to his feet!
Oh Golem is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
I'm just looking down at my notes here and I see that.... oh! Fulcher has cracked Golem with a big right, followed by a left! He's out on his feet! Fulcher lands another huge swinging hook and Golem tumbles to the canvas! The ref dives in to save Golem, before Fulcher can land any more shots!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:34 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punches). Berry Fulcher!
A relieved looking Berry Fulcher thanked the fans for their support and gave the usual line about them being amazing. They seemed to believe that he actually meant it.