PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Valera Kamenskiy (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Kim Jong Un (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Chooooooooon! I think Kamenskiy might be my favorite fighter, now he's come out to The only. The crowd seem to be enjoying Jong Un's choice of entrance music: DPRKorean National Anthem. Valera Kamenskiy is staring across the cage at his opponent, tweaking his nipples... Tweaking his own nipples that is.

Kamenskiy
vs
Jong Un

187 cm
33
250 lbs
9 - 17 - 0

178 cm
29
232 lbs
9 - 13 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Brawler
Experienced

BJJ Brown Belt
Basic striking
Determined

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 9 - 17 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, Valera Kamenskiy!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 9 - 13 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Kim Jong Un!
The judges for this bout are Johanna Lukiainen, Matti Vanhoillinen and Anni Minnemäki.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Jong Un doesn't manage to clinch there - Kamenskiy circles away.
Kamenskiy definitely looks more muscular than last time we saw him fight.
Jong Un looks to clinch

and Kamenskiy decides to take the opportunity to score a takedown. He's landed in Jong Un's guard.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
The referee must be thinking about standing these guys back up.
Jong Un tries to land a sweep but no joy.

Jong Un working from the bottom, still in full guard. He's managed to get a loose triangle. Kamenskiy doesn't seem to be doing much to defend here, obviously he feels comfortable in the position. Kamenskiy manages to throw the legs off his shoulder and he's back into guard - no problem.
Jong Un keeping moving, preventing Kamenskiy from controlling successfully.

Jong Un throwing his legs up looking for a triangle.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Jong Un working a defensive guard here.
Kamenskiy trying to control the position from guard on top but Jong Un is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.

That's one minute gone in the round.

The ref stands the fighters back up because Valera Kamenskiy just wasn't active enough.

Jong Un has taken the fight to the clinch.

Kamenskiy has hold of one of Jong Un's legs. Jong Un is fighting the takedown attempt but Kamenskiy gets the trip and lands the takedown into guard.
Jong Un is controlling Kamenskiy's posture.

Jong Un has his feet on Kamenskiy's thighs here. He's pushed Kamenskiy off and worked for a very quick armbar from the bottom! He's flipped onto his stomach and he's cranking hard on the arm! Kamenskiy screams in pain and taps out! This one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:38 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Armbar). Kim Jong Un!
A very excited looking Kim Jong Un made sure he remembered to thank all the fans both in the arena and on the internet. He said all the coolest people spend all day on MMA websites, which got a big reaction.