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Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Arse Biscuits (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Sub Artist (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Biscuits kept the crowd waiting but all that was forgotten when his ring entrance music started. The incomparable musical genius that is Who are they trying to con. Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.
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202 lbs
2 - 1 - 0 |
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210 lbs
0 - 0 - 0 |
BJJ Purple Belt
Basic striking
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Good takedowns
Brawler
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
2 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Arse Biscuits!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Sub Artist!
The judges for this bout are Micheangelo Fripello, Colin Fray and Paul Gruel.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Artist has his takedown stuffed
and Biscuits counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Biscuits connects with a lovely jab that went straight through the gap between Artist's hands.
Artist should think about turning a few of those tyres round his middle into muscle if he wants people to take him seriously as an athlete.
Artist misses with a takedown attempt - Biscuits sprawls well and throws a nice strike on the way out which just misses.
Artist tries for a takedown but Biscuits circles away easily
and Biscuits counters into the clinch. Nicely done.
Arse Biscuits has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Sub Artist.
Artist throws a punch but it's blocked by Biscuits.
Artist prevents a body shot from Biscuits.
I was talking to Biscuits's coach per-fight and he was telling me that they'd been working on the clinch in the runup to this fight.
Biscuits breaks from the clinch.
Biscuits looking to score a takedown here. Artist is defending well but Biscuits drives through and ends up in Artist's guard.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
We've had a lack of effective grappling in the last minute or so, which could well see a referee standup.
Biscuits stands up and looks to throw the legs aside to pass to side control. Artist swivels though and keeps the full guard.
Artist looking to hit a scissor sweep but Biscuits is one step ahead there.
That's one minute gone in the round.
A big thud reverberates around the arena there as Biscuits accidentally thumps the mat. Hopefully he's not broken his hand.
Biscuits trying to control but Artist is working from the bottom.
Artist managing to control the position.
Biscuits trying to control but Artist is working from the bottom.
Artist is controlling Biscuits's posture.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
The ref stands the fighters back up. Sub Artist was stalling too much, according to the referee.
Artist fails with an attempt to clinch.
Biscuits shoots in and scores a nice double leg takedown into half guard.
Biscuits wants to take a breather but Artist is having none of it.
Artist is trying is best to control the position here.
Artist wants to get back to his feet.
Biscuits trying to control from half guard but Artist is working away.
Biscuits is looking for an arm triangle, whilst trying to pass to side control. Artist doesn't seem that keen to cooperate though. No luck this time Biscuits.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Artist looking for submissions from an awkward position here.
Biscuits is trying to control. Artist wants to improve his position but can't escape this time.
Biscuits is trying to work for a kimura. This could be trouble! No, Artist has managed to free his arm - good work.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Artist won't allow Biscuits to pass to mount.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Biscuits is keen to just control but Artist is a slippery customer.
Biscuits is thwarting Artist's attempts to control the position.
Biscuits looking to pass the half guard. Not this time.
Artist tries to roll over but Biscuits keeps him under control.
Biscuits trying to control the action but Artist is working from the bottom.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Artist gets back to full guard.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Arse Biscuits dominated that round.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action!
Artist with a poor takedown
and Biscuits counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Biscuits closes this distance looking for a takedown but Artist circles away.
Biscuits shoots in and gets a takedown into Artist's guard.
Artist had isolated an arm as going for a kimura. Biscuits defends it easily.
Biscuits is pushing down on Artist's leg trying to pass to half guard. Artist is fighting to maintain full guard but Biscuits has managed to sneak the leg through.
Artist is trying to maintain the position but Biscuits is very close to passing his half guard.
Biscuits tries to pass the half guard into mount. Artist knows what he's doing though and prevents the attempt.
Artist regains full guard. Nicely done.
Arse Biscuits overall seems to be getting the better of the ground position in the fight so far.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Artist not looking particularly offensive just at the moment.
Biscuits passes into half guard.
Artist slips a foot under and gets full guard. Nice work.
Biscuits pressing down on his opponent's thigh, looking to pass guard. Artist is keeping the position for now.
Biscuits has to be careful here, sitting in the guard of a superior BJJ player.
Artist keeping moving, preventing Biscuits from controlling successfully.
Artist wants to stand and escape but Biscuits is having none of it.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Biscuits stands up and looks to throw the legs aside to pass to side control. Artist swivels though and keeps the full guard.
Artist not looking particularly offensive just at the moment.
If this pace continues, the referee will definitely step in and force a standup.
Biscuits trying to control the position from guard on top but Artist is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
The referee has ruled that neither fighter is active enough on the ground and has stood them back up.
Biscuits scores a trip takedown into side control. Nice.
Artist is looking to reverse the position.
Biscuits working the ground and pound but Artist is defending the strikes.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Artist struggling a bit here.
Artist is trying to escape and get back to his feet.
Biscuits really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.
Biscuits trying to control the action but Artist is working from the bottom.
Artist can't do much from the bottom here.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Biscuits is looking to finish here, going for an Americana. Artist knows the correct defense though, so he's OK.
Artist is trying to get back to half guard.
You can see the frustration on Artist's face, being in this tough position on the bottom.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
That was a close second round but I would say that Arse Biscuits will probably get the nod.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action! This is the final round!
Artist closes the distance, clinches up and gets a nice trip takedown into side control. Very smooth.
Artist wants to lay and pray for a moment but Biscuits keeps working.
Biscuits is holding Artist down, trying to stall.
Artist with the ground and pound but Biscuits regains half guard under the barage of strikes.
Artist sitting in half guard, looking to land shots. Biscuits defending well though.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Artist wants to free his trapped foot but Biscuits is holding on for dear life with his legs.
Artist is thwarting Biscuits's attempts to control the position.
Biscuits avoiding damage under a succession of punches from Artist.
Biscuits is defending against the submission attempts here by Artist.
Biscuits looking for submissions off his back.
Arse Biscuits is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Artist trying to mount his opponent but Biscuits defends it.
The referee calls for the fighters to work.
Artist wants to free his trapped foot but Biscuits is holding on for dear life with his legs.
Artist wants to stand up but Biscuits has a hold of him and won't allow it.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Artist is stalling here. Biscuits is in no mood to hang around though. He's locked up a kimura from the bottom! Artist seems to be keeping calm but he's forced to roll out of the hold and Biscuits has ended up in side control on the top. Nice work.
Biscuits content to control the pace. The referee will try and keep them active though.
Artist is looking for a sweep.
Artist can't do much from the bottom here.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Artist manages to get back to half guard.
Biscuits trying to mount his opponent but Artist defends it.
Biscuits is looking to stall here but Artist recovers full guard.
Artist working for submissions but it's allowed Biscuits to get to half guard.
Artist gets full guard.
And that's the end of the fight!
Sub Artist comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
I think Biscuits has won this one but let's see what the judges have to say. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Micheangelo Fripello scores the fight 29:28
Judge Colin Fray scores the fight 29:28
Judge Paul Gruel scores the fight 29:28
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Arse Biscuits!
Arse Biscuits was full of energy after the big win and talked about how he thinks he can do big things in this sport. The crowd were appreciative of his determination to succeed.
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hype
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pop
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