PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Preston Leopold Bootyshanks The 3rd (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Milo Talon (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Chooooooooon! I think Bootyshanks The 3rd might be my favorite fighter, now he's come out to When You Least Expect It. These two fighters really are very evenly matched on the feet - it will be fascinating to see who can assert themselves in that aspect of the fight.

Leopold Bootyshanks The 3rd
vs
Talon

174 cm
26
182 lbs
13 - 6 - 0

180 cm
27
178 lbs
13 - 11 - 0

Great wrestler
Excellent boxer
Insanely flexible

BJJ Purple Belt
World class MT
Granite chin

Damnfield clothing
Kemists ↑ 5x160Q

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 13 - 6 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Preston Leopold Bootyshanks The 3rd!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 13 - 11 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Milo Talon!
The judges for this bout are , Timothy Bukovac and Frank Antenori.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Nice uppercut there from Bootyshanks The 3rd.
Talon misses with a kick to the body.
Bootyshanks The 3rd tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Talon was well out of range. Poor timing from Bootyshanks The 3rd.
Bootyshanks The 3rd motions for Talon to come forward. Bootyshanks The 3rd throws a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Talon pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Talon throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Bootyshanks The 3rd sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Bootyshanks The 3rd tests Talon's chin there with a solid looking shot.

Bootyshanks The 3rd shoots in and scores a nice double leg takedown into half guard.
Bootyshanks The 3rd lands strikes from half guard.

Bootyshanks The 3rd is working for a submission of some sort.
Bootyshanks The 3rd moves nicely into side control.
Talon really doesn't want to stay on the ground with Bootyshanks The 3rd. If he can't get it back to his feet, it's only a matter of time before he'll be tapping out.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Talon tries to improve position but can't.
Talon pushes Bootyshanks The 3rd away and creates a bit of space to escape. He's almost out here... but no, Bootyshanks The 3rd gets a good hold of his legs and remains firmly in side control.
Bootyshanks The 3rd tries to score with some ground and pound. Talon controls his posture well this time though and the shots don't do any damage.
Bootyshanks The 3rd working the ground and pound.
Bootyshanks The 3rd is pausing for a moment. What's he doing? It looks like he's clearing his nose. Oh dude! He's shot a load of snot all down Talon's shoulder. That is not cool.
Bootyshanks The 3rd throws a strike aimed at the side of Talon's head but Talon avoids it well.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Bootyshanks The 3rd tries to score with some ground and pound. Talon controls his posture well this time though and the shots don't do any damage.
Bootyshanks The 3rd controls the position from side control.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Bootyshanks The 3rd throws a knee to the body but it doesn't do much damage.
Bootyshanks The 3rd wants to control but Talon is keeping him busy.
Bootyshanks The 3rd looking to punish the body of his opponent here but Talon is avoiding damage well.
Bootyshanks The 3rd lands a decent elbow from side control.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Talon taking a bit of punishment here - Bootyshanks The 3rd scoring with strikes.
Talon stops Bootyshanks The 3rd from passing to mount.
Bootyshanks The 3rd misses with a strike but at least he's keeping busy, looking to cause some damage - that will still help him when it comes to the judges scorecards.
Talon struggling a bit here.
Bootyshanks The 3rd working the ground and pound but Talon is defending the strikes.
Talon tries to improve position but can't.
Bootyshanks The 3rd throws a knee to the body but it doesn't do much damage.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Bootyshanks The 3rd throws a strike aimed at the side of Talon's head but Talon avoids it well.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Bootyshanks The 3rd moving around in side mount but really he's just happy to control for now.
Bootyshanks The 3rd scoring with punches and elbows.
Bootyshanks The 3rd trying to control the action but Talon is working from the bottom.
Bootyshanks The 3rd is working Talon over with some ground and pound from side control.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Bootyshanks The 3rd lands a knee to the body and follows it up with some ground and pound to the head. That will wear Talon down.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Preston Leopold Bootyshanks The 3rd dominated that round.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action!

Talon stuffs the takedown attempt from Bootyshanks The 3rd. Bootyshanks The 3rd gets slowly back to his feet.
Talon pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Talon stuffs a takedown. It's all about dictating where the fight takes place and Talon wants it to stay on the feet.
Bootyshanks The 3rd throws a poor cross that misses
and Bootyshanks The 3rd takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Bootyshanks The 3rd takes one on the chin but keeps coming.

It looks like Preston Leopold Bootyshanks The 3rd has been cut.
Talon is looking to clinch.
Bootyshanks The 3rd avoids the head kick by Talon.
Talon is looking to clinch but Bootyshanks The 3rd is avoiding it.
Milo Talon is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Talon looks to land a body kick but Bootyshanks The 3rd moved away.
Bootyshanks The 3rd takes a jab on the nose. He smiles like he loves it and keeps coming.
Bootyshanks The 3rd attempts a low kick but it misses it's target.
Talon misses with a head kick.
Bootyshanks The 3rd on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Talon misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
A big left from Bootyshanks The 3rd misses.
Talon misses with a looping right.

That's one minute gone in the round.

Bootyshanks The 3rd moves into range and clinches up with Talon.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Talon creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
Bootyshanks The 3rd blocking some punches.
Talon creates a bit of distance and throws an elbow that only just misses.
Talon scores with a nice hook to the head.
Come on Bootyshanks The 3rd - let's have some action - none of this stalling nonsense.
Bootyshanks The 3rd has dropped down and is looking to force the takedown but it's defended by Talon after a bit of a struggle.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Preston Leopold Bootyshanks The 3rd. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Bootyshanks The 3rd missing with knees to the body.
Bootyshanks The 3rd lands a right hand.
Nice body punch from Talon - that landed with a thud.
Talon tries to land a knee to the head but misses.
Bootyshanks The 3rd tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Talon's elbow.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Bootyshanks The 3rd lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Talon backwards.
Bootyshanks The 3rd throws a head punch that misses.
Talon looking to throw knees to the head but Bootyshanks The 3rd is blocking nicely.
Bootyshanks The 3rd lands a body punch in the clinch.
Bootyshanks The 3rd has a couple of punches blocked by Talon.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Talon missing with knees to the body.
Talon using the Thai plumb to throw knees but Bootyshanks The 3rd has his back arched nicely, preventing the strike.
Bootyshanks The 3rd doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Talon lands a right hand that snaps the head of Bootyshanks The 3rd backwards.
Bootyshanks The 3rd avoiding damage.
Bootyshanks The 3rd working some nice short punches in the clinch.
Talon scores with a hook to the body.
Talon lands a hook to the side of the head.
Talon with a knee to the head.

Bootyshanks The 3rd is rocked!
Bootyshanks The 3rd misses with a short punch on the inside.
Talon stalling in the clinch.
Talon is trying to slow down the pace of the fight but Bootyshanks The 3rd is keeping busy.
Bootyshanks The 3rd throws a knee to the head but misses.

Bootyshanks The 3rd has managed to pull guard. Let's see whether he can work an aggressive guard. It will also be interesting to see what tactics Talon uses from the top position.

Bootyshanks The 3rd is looking for a guillotine. You can't force these things though and Talon defends well.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Bootyshanks The 3rd looking to hit a scissor sweep but Talon is one step ahead there.
Bootyshanks The 3rd wants to hit a switch here but Talon passes into full mount! Oh no, disaster for Bootyshanks The 3rd there!
Bootyshanks The 3rd tries to reverse the position but Talon maintains control.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are hurling abuse towards the fighters... You can hardly blame them though because there isn't a lot going on in the fight.
Bootyshanks The 3rd is working hard here to advance position.
Bootyshanks The 3rd has been looking to land a fair amount of strikes on the ground. He might be looking to soften his opponent up in order to work for a submission.
Talon tucks in and makes sure he doesn't lose the dominant position.
Bootyshanks The 3rd is looking to get to half guard.
Bootyshanks The 3rd manages to regain half guard. Good work.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Bootyshanks The 3rd wants to control but Talon is keeping busy.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Milo Talon showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The cut man is working on Preston Leopold Bootyshanks The 3rd's cut.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action! This is the final round!

Bootyshanks The 3rd throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Talon throws a body punch but Bootyshanks The 3rd moves out of range.
Talon on the wrong end of a nice hook.
Talon throws a head kick but Bootyshanks The 3rd moves out of range.
Bootyshanks The 3rd lands a body shot.
Talon rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Bootyshanks The 3rd moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Talon lands a jab followed by a nice looking cross.

Talon gets taken down but at least he's managed to land in guard.
Talon pulls Bootyshanks The 3rd in close to prevent any damage.
Preston Leopold Bootyshanks The 3rd overall seems to be getting the better of the ground position in the fight so far.
Bootyshanks The 3rd looking to pass the guard.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Bootyshanks The 3rd trying to control but Talon is working from the bottom.
Bootyshanks The 3rd throwing shots from guard but he's hitting more mat than opponent.
Bootyshanks The 3rd with a flurry of punches that miss.
Bootyshanks The 3rd stopping the sweep attempt from Talon.
The referee is pacing around the two fighters - he looks like he's thinking about a standup.
Bootyshanks The 3rd trying to control but Talon is working from the bottom.

That's two minutes gone in the round.

The referee decides to stand the fighters back up.

Bootyshanks The 3rd has closed the distance and engaged Talon in a clinch.
Talon misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Bootyshanks The 3rd.
Bootyshanks The 3rd on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
Bootyshanks The 3rd just leaning against Talon, taking a breather.
Bootyshanks The 3rd throws a vicious knee straight up the middle but Talon blocks it with crossed arms.
Talon misses with a knee strike.
Bootyshanks The 3rd misses with some punches.
Milo Talon seems to be working more effectively in the clinch in the fight so far.
Bootyshanks The 3rd is looking for a takedown.
Bootyshanks The 3rd working aggressively here.
Good body shot from Talon.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Talon.
Talon tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Bootyshanks The 3rd is trying to maintain a safe position but Talon gets an underhook and turns Bootyshanks The 3rd into the cage.
Talon misses with a knee strike.
Talon misses with a punch to the body.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Talon throws an elbow but it misses.
Talon avoids the elbow strike from Bootyshanks The 3rd, against the cage.
Bootyshanks The 3rd takes a shot to the head.
Bootyshanks The 3rd blocks an elbow strike from Talon.
Bootyshanks The 3rd is struggling to control the position.
A nice glancing elbow lands by Talon.
Talon swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Bootyshanks The 3rd lands a shoulder strike.
Bootyshanks The 3rd tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Talon misses with a knee to the head.
Bootyshanks The 3rd lands with a short punch from the clinch.
A left hand lands to the body for Bootyshanks The 3rd.
Bootyshanks The 3rd avoids a wild elbow strike from Talon.
Talon managing to block the knees to the body from Bootyshanks The 3rd.
Bootyshanks The 3rd misses with a hook to the ribs.
Bootyshanks The 3rd is looking to control Talon's arms but Talon gets an underhook and turns him. Now Bootyshanks The 3rd has his back to the cage.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Talon tries a knee to the head but Bootyshanks The 3rd blocks it.
Talon misses with a knee to the head.
Talon's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
Talon misses with a knee strike.
Bootyshanks The 3rd misses with a hook to the ribs.
Talon tries to work over Bootyshanks The 3rd's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Talon is trying to stall.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Bootyshanks The 3rd creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
Bootyshanks The 3rd is working for takedown but Talon is calmly controlling the position for now.
Talon lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Bootyshanks The 3rd backwards.
Bootyshanks The 3rd lands a shot to the body.
Bootyshanks The 3rd lands a nice uppercut.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Talon misses with a body punch.
Bootyshanks The 3rd lands a hook that snaps the head of Talon backwards.
Talon lands a knee to the head.
Both fighters working to control the clinch.

And that's the end of the fight!
That was a close round. You could make an argument for either fighter but I would give it to Preston Leopold Bootyshanks The 3rd.
I think Bootyshanks The 3rd has won this one but let's see what the judges have to say. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Percy O'Donnell scores the fight 29:28
Judge Timothy Bukovac scores the fight 28:29
Judge Frank Antenori scores the fight 29:29

The fight is ruled a draw!