PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Phill Bunce (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and John Wayne Parr (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). I'm sure you'll be fascinated to know that I was talking to some pointless Z list celebrity before the fight and he thought that John Wayne Parr was going to win. Let's see if he was right.

Bunce
vs
Wayne Parr

192 cm
23
241 lbs
7 - 5 - 0

192 cm
21
260 lbs
2 - 2 - 0

BJJ Purple Belt
Excellent boxer
Cardio machine

Decent wrestler
World class boxer
Good gas tank

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 7 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Phill Bunce!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 2 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, John Wayne Parr!
The judges for this bout are Eliza Hachem, Francis DeMontford and Winston Howard.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Bunce lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Parr at a distance.
Bunce misses with a straight right.
Parr wants to clinch up but Bunce keeps it at a distance.
Parr uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Bunce.
Parr tries to clinch but Bunce is having none of it.
Parr moves his head to the side to avoid a jab but walks straight into a cross.
Bunce lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
Bunce swings widly with a right hand

and Parr counters by clinching up.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Parr prevents Bunce from breaking the clinch.
Bunce misses with a shot to the kidneys.

Bunce breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Parr uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Bunce.
Parr bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Bunce misses with a body shot.

Bunce tries to keep at a distance but Parr has taken the fight into the clinch.
Bunce working hard to break the clinch.

Bunce breaks from the clinch.
Parr fails miserably with a takedown attempt.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Bunce connects with a hook to the side of his opponent's head.
Parr takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.
Parr gets cracked with a nice right hand there by Bunce.
Parr throws a lazy right hand but Bunce sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Bunce fails to land with a series of punches.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Parr walks straight into a jab right on the nose. That one stung - he's blinking and trying to clear his head.
Bunce keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Parr.
Parr is pinned up against the cage taking some big shots here. The referee is looking closely deciding whether he should stop the fight.
Bunce swats away the attempt to clinch by Parr.
Parr throws a jab but it's blocked by Bunce.
Parr fails with an attempt to clinch.
Parr moves his head to the side to avoid a jab but walks straight into a cross.
Parr doesn't manage to clinch there - Bunce circles away.
Parr ducks under a wild hook from Bunce.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Bunce swats away the attempt to clinch by Parr.
Bunce connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe.
Bunce is really head hunting here, hardly looking to strike to the body at all.
Bunce stuffs the takedown attempt from Parr. Parr gets slowly back to his feet.

Parr clinches up against the cage.
Bunce working hard to break the clinch.

Bunce manages to break the clinch.
Parr drops his hands and takes a jab to the jaw for his troubles.
Parr is looking to clinch but Bunce is avoiding it.
Bunce throws a couple of head shots and lands with the final one - a decent hook, which struck Parr on the side of the head.
Parr takes a shot to the nose. Hopefully that hasn't broken it.

Parr is rocked!
Parr is starting to get sloppy and is letting his hands down. Bunce just took advantage and landed a stinging jab. Oh! Now a right hook, right on the button! Parr has gone limp and this one is over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:49 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punches). Phill Bunce!
A victorious Phill Bunce thanked his army of followers in his post fight interview, telling people to make sure they follow him on Twitter.