PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Howard Li (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Abe Eaton (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Eaton is bouncing up and down as he enters the arena, backed by The Unforgiven by Apocalyptica . The crowd giving both fighters a great reception on their way into the arena. That's good to see.

Li
vs
Eaton

174 cm
26
180 lbs
2 - 7 - 0

175 cm
29
174 lbs
7 - 8 - 0

BJJ Purple Belt
Excellent boxer
Big right hand

BJJ Purple Belt
Decent boxing
Solid chin

Ruthless Violence Clothing Association
Milwaukee's Best 160

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 2 - 7 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Howard Li!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 7 - 8 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Abe Eaton!
The judges for this bout are Jack Bonds, and Frank Antenori.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Eaton is looking to clinch but Li is avoiding it.
Li connects with a body shot that sends Eaton's belly button to the back.
Li circles away from the clinch attempt
and Li counters with a series of strikes. Eaton will be more careful next time no doubt.
Eaton tries to clinch there but Li circles away.
A decent looking cross lands there for Li.
Howard Li seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Eaton dives in for a single leg takedown but Li sprawls and the fighters end up clinched against the cage.

Li breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Li scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Eaton doesn't seem bothered though.
Eaton tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Li paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Li swinging wildly here.
Li misses with a jab to the body
and Eaton counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Eaton looks to clinch
and Li connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Eaton tries to clinch up but Li circles away and keeps his distance.
Li circles away from the clinch attempt.
Eaton tries to clinch but Li is having none of it.
Li closes the distance and lands a crisp combination that knocks Eaton out cold! Eaton corner are devastated, head in hands behind our commentary position. Poor guys.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:57 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punches). Howard Li!
Howard Li decided to go for the less than humble approach in his post fight interview, telling everyone how he is going to conquer the world. The crowd seemed to like it when really that sort of approach could have gone either way.
In defeat, Abe Eaton stepped up to the mic, saying 'I would like to kill a motherfucker, set his house on fire, and buttfuck his wife to death. I am a tiger, a morphological anonomly, a burpslurper. You are nothing. We all go around the chicken coop.'.