PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Bert Kreischer (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Tony Brown (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Kreischer's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, Lynyrd Skynyrd - Sweet Home Alabama. Bert Kreischer could well score a knockout today. He has the power to get to Tony Brown's chin.

Kreischer
vs
Brown

195 cm
25
265 lbs
10 - 6 - 0

180 cm
30
128 lbs
16 - 11 - 0

Good wrestling
Brawler
KO power

Powerful takedowns
Decent boxing
Powerful

Zipp Zapp

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the super heavyweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 10 - 6 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Bert Kreischer!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 16 - 11 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Tony Brown!
The judges for this bout are Chris Downing, Stewart Dunkirk and Gwen Towbar.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
No luck with that takedown attempt from Brown.
Brown misses with an uppercut.
Brown is a painfully thin specimen of a man. You do wonder whether a good body kick would snap him clean in two.
Brown gets his takedown attempt stuffed easily
and Kreischer counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.

It looks like Tony Brown has been cut.

Brown throws the overhand right but ducks down into a quick takedown attempt. Kreischer was covering up waiting for the punch and Brown finishes the takedown easily into guard.
We may be looking at a referee standup if the pace doesn't pick up soon.
Brown postures up in Kreischer's guard and throws a big left but Kreischer blocks it.
Brown stands up and looks to throw the legs aside to pass to side control. Kreischer swivels though and keeps the full guard.
Brown won't allow Kreischer to sweep him here.
Kreischer will need to keep those long limbs tucked in whilst he's on the ground, to prevent any submissions.

Kreischer has his foot on Brown's thigh. He's trying to push off and get in position for a triangle, I think. Brown works his way back into a safe position though.

Kreischer working from the bottom, still in full guard. He's managed to get a loose triangle. Brown doesn't seem to be doing much to defend here, obviously he feels comfortable in the position. Brown manages to throw the legs off his shoulder and he's back into guard - no problem.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.

Kreischer has his foot on Brown's thigh. He's trying to push off and get in position for a triangle, I think. Brown works his way back into a safe position though.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Brown sitting in guard here, content to control.
Brown pushes down on Kreischer's leg and manages to get into half guard.
Brown is just sitting in half guard, waiting for something to happen.
Brown passes to side control.
Brown wants to lay and pray for a moment but Kreischer keeps working.
Kreischer prevents Brown from improving position.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Kreischer gets back to half guard.

Kreischer looking for submissions from an awkward position here.
Kreischer is looking to regain full guard. Not this time though.
Kreischer is not content to let Brown control the position.
Brown not doing much here.

Kreischer looking for submissions from an awkward position here.
Kreischer tries to get to full guard but Brown has control of the leg.

That's three minutes gone in the round.

Kreischer looking for submissions from an awkward position here.
Kreischer is not content to let Brown control the position.

Kreischer is looking to sinch up a guillotine here but Brown pulls his head out easily.
Brown is looking to advance position but Kreischer won't allow it.

Brown is trying to work for a kimura. This could be trouble! No, Kreischer has managed to free his arm - good work.

Brown is trying to work for a kimura but Kreischer is defending well.

That's four minutes gone in the round.

Brown is looking for a kimura but Kreischer is holding onto that half guard position, so it's hard for Brown to get the leverage.
Brown missing with some ground and pound from the half guard.

Kreischer actively working from the bottom here.

Brown looking for a kimura but he'll have to free his other leg if he wants to finish that. Perhaps he's just using it as a distraction technique.
Brown is trying to control. Kreischer wants to improve his position but can't escape this time.

That's five minutes gone in the round.

Kreischer looking to work for a kimura from the bottom.

Brown is looking for a kimura but he's never going to get it from there.
Brown passes the half guard and he's now in mount! Big trouble for Kreischer!

Brown is looking to secure an arm. He's managed it! He's pivoting for an armbar - that looks tight! But Kreischer has managed to get out of it and now he's in a dominant position. Nice work from Kreischer!
Kreischer has to be careful here, sitting in the guard of a superior BJJ player.

Kreischer drops back for a leg! It's a sloppy attempt though and Kreischer jumps back into guard quickly, to retain the dominant position.

That's six minutes gone in the round.
Kreischer's corner is telling him to maintain position.
Brown looking to control.
Kreischer stands up and looks to throw the legs aside to pass to side control. Brown swivels though and keeps the full guard.
Kreischer postures up.

Brown looking for a triangle here. Kreischer is fighting it but it looks tight! Brown pulls the arm across and this one won't last much longer! Nope, Kreischer is tapping out - this one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 7:55 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Triangle Choke). Tony Brown!
Tony Brown is the new super heavyweight champion!
Our winner, Tony Brown, made sure he spent some time buttering up the crowd during his post fight interview, which will no doubt bring him a few more fans.