PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Turd Ferguson (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Gunnar Nelson (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). The fight MMA fans around the world have waited their entire lives for!

Ferguson
vs
Nelson

185 cm
35
200 lbs
25 - 19 - 1

180 cm
28
199 lbs
7 - 2 - 0

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Cardio machine

Good wrestler
World class MT
Good gas tank

Bad Man Clothing

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 25 - 19 - 1, fighting out of Los Angeles, Turd Ferguson!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 7 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Gunnar Nelson!
The judges for this bout are Don Winkell, Frank Antenori and Jack Bonds.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Ooooh, nice body kick lands from Ferguson. Nelson shrugs it off though.
Ferguson explodes with a nice body kick and back out of range. Nice work.
Ferguson blocks a head kick by Nelson.
An inside leg kick lands from Ferguson.
Ferguson tries to work over Nelson's front leg with a kick but Nelson checks it.
Ferguson throws a head kick but Nelson moves out of range.
Ferguson throws the kick towards the body but Nelson avoids it.
Nelson checks a low kick from Ferguson.
Ferguson turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
Nelson takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
Nelson doesn't manage to clinch there - Ferguson circles away.
Nelson avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Ferguson lands a glancing blow to the side of Nelson's head.
We've been told by Ferguson's head coaches at CW's Elite Kung-Fu Academy that he's been working on his takedown defense in preparation for this fight.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Nelson throws a right hand that Ferguson ducks under and follows up with a left that Ferguson also avoids with ease.
Ferguson moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
Ferguson pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Ferguson misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Sloppy strikes from Nelson. Those never looked like landing.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Nelson fakes low and throws an overhand right that catches Ferguson on the side of the head.
Nelson checks a leg kick.
Ferguson misses with a body shot.
Ferguson ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Ferguson pulls out of a head kick attempt.
A slapping body kick lands there for Ferguson.
Ferguson scores with a jab to the body.
Ferguson tries a head kick but it misses.
Nelson throws a series of punches but Ferguson moves out of range.
Ferguson misses with a body kick.
Nelson moves out of range of the body kick from Ferguson.
Ferguson circles away from the clinch attempt.

Ferguson closes the distance and clinches.
Ferguson misses with a punch on the inside.
Nelson takes a shot to the head.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
A nice glancing elbow lands by Ferguson.
Nelson looks to throw an elbow but misses.
Ferguson working aggressively here.
Nelson throws an elbow that misses.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
A knee to the head by Ferguson.

It looks like Gunnar Nelson has been cut.
A left hand lands to the body for Ferguson.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Ferguson creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
Nelson is trying to break the clinch but Ferguson is controlling him.

Nelson's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
A clash of legs there as Nelson blocks the low kick.
Nelson tries to check the leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
No joy there for Nelson, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Nelson scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
Nelson blocks a leg kick.
Ferguson scores with a jab to the body.

Ferguson lands a big head kick that sends Nelson tumbling to the mat! Ferguson takes a step backwards and waves Nelson back to his feet - he wants the finish!

Nelson is rocked!
Ferguson misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Nelson avoids the body shot from Ferguson.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Ferguson, right into the meat.
Ferguson throws a leg kick but Nelson sees it coming and moves out of range.
Ferguson throws a nice outside leg kick.
Nelson steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Ferguson.
Ferguson missing with a left hand there. Nelson was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Ferguson lands with a good body shot.
Nelson shoots in with a takedown attempt and he has Ferguson pinned against the cage. Ferguson gets the underhooks and manages to circle away.
Ferguson throws a body punch but Nelson moves out of range.
Ferguson is looking to wear down Nelson with body shots, infact he's throwing more body shots than head shots at the moment.
Ferguson throws a push kick but Nelson slaps the foot to one side.
Ferguson plants his feet and lands a nice head kick!
Ferguson misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Nelson.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Nelson tries to bum rush Ferguson with a series of wild strikes but Ferguson uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Nelson takes a kick to the body and keeps moving.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!

Nelson moves into the clinch.
Ferguson holding his opponent close, against the cage.
Ferguson scores with a shoulder strike.
Nelson tries to jump guard but he falls flat on his backside. Ferguson smiles and moves away.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Ferguson, right into the meat.
Ferguson thows a body kick. Nelson tries to catch it but that hurt him.

Ferguson gets tackled into the cage by Nelson. Nelson maintains the clinch.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Nelson misses with an elbow over the top.
A real battle for position is taking place between these two warriors.
Ferguson connects with a nasty looking knee right to Nelson's face.
Nelson looks winded!
Nelson tries to break the clinch but Ferguson is controlling the position.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Turd Ferguson dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Gunnar Nelson's cut.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action!

Ferguson throws a head kick that misses.
Jab from Ferguson.
Ferguson fails with an attempt to clinch.
Ferguson swings for the body but Nelson moves out of range.
Nelson throws a low kick but his opponent is out of range.
Ferguson goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.
Decent striking displayed by Ferguson there.
Nelson is still on wobbly legs! Can Ferguson finish him?

Ferguson clinches up against the cage.
Nelson looks to throw an elbow but misses.
A real battle for position is taking place between these two warriors.
Nelson seems to have recovered his senses.
Nelson misses with the head strike.
Ferguson using the Thai plumb to throw knees but Nelson has his back arched nicely, preventing the strike.
Nelson blocks an uppercut.
Ferguson using the Thai plumb to throw knees but Nelson has his back arched nicely, preventing the strike.
Nelson misses with a hook from the clinch.
Ferguson connects with a nasty looking knee right to Nelson's face.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Ferguson tries to land a knee to the head but misses.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Ferguson working Nelson over with knees to the body.
Ferguson working Nelson over with knees to the body.
A nice right hand lands inside from Ferguson.
Ferguson connects with a knee to the head.

Nelson breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Nelson circles away from the clinch attempt.
Nelson wants to clinch up but Ferguson keeps it at a distance.
Ferguson is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Ferguson lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Nelson has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Nelson and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
Nelson tries to clinch but Ferguson moves away
and Ferguson connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Ferguson tries a head kick but it misses.
Nelson throws a series of punches but Ferguson avoids them all with ease.
Ferguson fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Ferguson.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Nelson fails in his attempt to clinch.
Nelson misses with a series of wild punches.
Nelson lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Ferguson at a distance.
Ferguson uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Nelson.
Some bone on bone action there as Nelson checks a low kick. Luckily it wasn't a particularly hard one.
Ferguson is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Nelson can do to turn this around?
Ferguson cracks the inside of Nelson's front leg.
Ferguson throws a push kick but Nelson slaps the foot to one side.
Ferguson tries to close the distance and clinch but Nelson swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Ferguson checks a leg kick nicely.
Nelson throws a nice looking combination but Ferguson bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Nelson's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down.
Nelson shoots in looking for a double leg takedown. Ferguson defends it nicely.
Nelson is breathing heavily.

Ferguson clinches with his opponent.

That's three minutes gone in the round.

Ferguson drops Nelson with a big knee straight up the middle! Nelson is covering up against the cage but manages to escape and gets back to his feet!
Turd Ferguson is winning the standup battle so far.
Ferguson wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Ferguson bobs and weaves and unloads with a good uppercut.
Ferguson scores with a leg kick.
Ferguson connects with a leg kick. Nelson looked like he was expecting something else and didn't defend it.
Nelson walks forward, straight into a front kick from Ferguson.
Nelson is looking to clinch but Ferguson is avoiding it.
Ferguson connects with an inside leg kick.
Ferguson throws a head kick but Nelson moves out of range.
Nelson takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.

Ferguson clinches with his opponent.
Ferguson lands a nice elbow from the clinch.
Ferguson connects with a nasty looking knee right to Nelson's face.
Nelson throws an elbow but it misses.
Ferguson lands an elbow that stopped Nelson in his tracks for a moment.
Nelson has developed a nice purple lump on his ribcage, as a result of some heavy body kicks from Ferguson.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Knees to the body from Ferguson.
Ferguson scores with a hook to the body.
Ferguson is pushing Nelson up against the cage, for a bit of lean and pray action. Action being used the in the loosest possible sense of the word.
Ferguson scores with a knee to the head.
Turd Ferguson has scored more points in the clinch so far.
Ferguson lands on the inside with an uppercut.
Nelson is working hard here but doesn't seem to be able to control effectively, up against the cage.
Nelson takes a knee to the side of the body.
Ferguson lands a right hand that snaps the head of Nelson backwards.
A right handed body shot lands from Ferguson.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Ferguson lands a glancing elbow in the clinch.
Ferguson using the Thai plumb to throw knees but Nelson has his back arched nicely, preventing the strike.
Ferguson connects with a knee to the head.
Ferguson lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Turd Ferguson dominated that second round.
The cut man is working on Gunnar Nelson's cut.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action. Let's hear some noise people - this is the final round!

Ferguson throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Ferguson cracks Nelson with a nasty uppercut that draws ooohs from the crowd and sends Nelson tumbling backwards onto the mat. He tries to recover but Ferguson pounces and lands a hail of unanswered strikes that forces the referee to step in to end the fight! Nelson is not happy but he gave the referee no choice!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:08 of round 3, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Turd Ferguson!
After the fight, Turd Ferguson was humble in paying tribute to his opponent but made it clear he wants to go on to bigger and better things. It seemed to go down well with the crowd who cheered him loudly.