PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between CId Pollendina (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Leonardo Florentino Ernesto Alvarez (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Pollendina comes to the cage accompanied by Mohamed's theme tune. I'm sure you'll be fascinated to know that I was talking to some pointless Z list celebrity before the fight and he thought that Leonardo Florentino Ernesto Alvarez was going to win. Let's see if he was right.

Pollendina
vs
Florentino Ernesto Alvarez

178 cm
32
165 lbs
17 - 5 - 0

180 cm
27
166 lbs
13 - 2 - 0

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Cardio machine

Excellent grappler
Excellent boxer
Granite chin

Milwaukee's Best Nutrition

KAISER
Sex Panther!

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the lightweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 17 - 5 - 0, fighting out of London, CId Pollendina!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 13 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Leonardo Florentino Ernesto Alvarez!
The judges for this bout are James Ackerman, Richard Clark and Chris Edwards.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Pollendina lands with a straight right. Alvarez didn't see that one coming.

Pollendina has managed to clinch.
A short uppercut from Pollendina.
Alvarez blocks a body shot from Pollendina.
Pollendina slowing the pace effectively.

Alvarez has moved round to his opponent's back and is looking for a suplex! Oh snap! He's tossed Pollendina clear over his head and slammed him to the mat!
It looks like the ref is thinking about a standup.
Pollendina is trying to break free.
Alvarez connects with a series of strikes and the referee is calling for Pollendina to escape the position.

Alvarez has his hand under the chin of his opponent looking for the choke. He's nearly got it! This one could be all over! But no, Pollendina has freed his hand and lives to survive another… well, another couple of seconds at least!
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Pollendina prevents Alvarez from getting a body triangle.
I would not like to be Pollendina right now.
Alvarez punches Pollendina on the ear.
Pollendina wants to escape the position.
Pollendina is in a tricky position. We've heard reports from his gym mates at Bromance Gym that he's been drilling escapes, so let's see if he can get back to his feet.

Alvarez tightening his grip on Pollendina, looking for the choke.
Alvarez keeps control of the position as Pollendina tries to break free.

That's one minute gone in the round.

Alvarez looking for the rear naked choke. And he's got it! Pollendina taps!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:32 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (RNC). Leonardo Florentino Ernesto Alvarez!
Leonardo Florentino Ernesto Alvarez is the new lightweight champion!
A relieved looking Leonardo Florentino Ernesto Alvarez thanked the fans for their support and gave the usual line about them being amazing. They seemed to believe that he actually meant it.
CId Pollendina was interviewed post fight and said 'It's at times like this, one must reach deeply into his soul,challenge his heart, feel new courage, endure the fuck pain and say 'FUCK ISLAM AND MOHAMMED WAS A PEDOPHILE''.