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Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Brock Lesnar (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and El Taquito Pantalones (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). There are an array of beautiful celebrities at ringside tonight! I wonder if any of them paid for their tickets.
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275 lbs
4 - 0 - 0 |
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300 lbs
7 - 3 - 0 |
Good wrestling
Basic striking
Very strong |
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BJJ Blue Belt
Excellent boxer
Powerful |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the super heavyweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
4 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Brock Lesnar!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
7 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, El Taquito Pantalones!
The judges for this bout are Jack Bonds, and Timothy Bukovac.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Pantalones throws a series of punches but Lesnar avoids them all with ease.
Pantalones throws a head kick that misses.
Lesnar closes the distance and clinches up, looking for a takedown. He shifts his weight and gets a nice trip into half guard.
Pantalones is trying to stand.
Lesnar working some ground and pound from close in. He's looking to maintain this position and strike for a while by the looks of things... although he'll probably advance to full mount in a minute now I've said that.
Lesnar landing with strikes to the body and head, softening up his opponent.
It looks like El Taquito Pantalones has been cut.
Lesnar gets to his feet - back to striking we go!
Pantalones throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Lesnar tries to clinch there but Pantalones circles away.
Lesnar shoots in for a takedown! He's got it and he's managed to land in full mount! That's better than Lesnar was expecting from the takedown attempt, I'm sure!
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Pantalones tries to get back to half guard but can't.
Pantalones is persisting with the attempt to improve his position.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Lesnar breaks from Pantalones's wrist control and lands an elbow.
That has opened up El Taquito Pantalones's cut even more.
Lesnar fakes a shot to the body and cracks his opponent in the head. Nice ground and pound there!
The referee calls the doctor in to look at El Taquito Pantalones's cut. Oh no, the doctor has called an end to the bout!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:01 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Cut). Brock Lesnar!
Brock Lesnar is the new super heavyweight champion!
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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FIGHT
RATING
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