PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Timo Lands (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Boris Goristav (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). There are an array of beautiful celebrities at ringside tonight! I wonder if any of them paid for their tickets.

Lands
vs
Goristav

220 cm
18
278 lbs
0 - 1 - 0

215 cm
23
300 lbs
2 - 1 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Brawler
Good chin

BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
Solid chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Timo Lands!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 2 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Boris Goristav!
The judges for this bout are Roosa Järviläinen, Anni Minnemäki and Johanna Lukiainen.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Goristav throws a right hand that Lands ducks under and follows up with a left that Lands also avoids with ease.
Goristav looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Lands rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Goristav moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Goristav lands three nice shots there - that looked like it hurt!

It looks like Timo Lands has been cut.
Goristav lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
Goristav scores with a three punch combo!
Lands is breathing heavily.
Goristav works over Lands's head and body with a nice combination.

Lands is rocked!
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Goristav lands with a big right hook that stumbles Lands - he's out on his feet here! Goristav follows up with another monster hook that separates Lands from consciousness! Lands falls, almost in slow motion to the canvas! Goristav stands and admires his work as the crowd go wild.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:25 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punches). Boris Goristav!