PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Mustaffa Spliff (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Athan Stamatis (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). The crowd seem to be enjoying Stamatis's choice of entrance music: Lose Yourself. There are an array of beautiful celebrities at ringside tonight! I wonder if any of them paid for their tickets.

Spliff
vs
Stamatis

188 cm
34
185 lbs
32 - 20 - 0

176 cm
35
184 lbs
25 - 18 - 0

Great wrestler
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

Good wrestler
Lethal high kicks
Good gas tank

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 32 - 20 - 0, fighting out of London, Mustaffa Spliff!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 25 - 18 - 0, fighting out of New York, Athan Stamatis!
The judges for this bout are Jonathan Paton, Jorge Garcia and Columbo Gatti.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Stamatis shoots in looking for a double leg takedown. Spliff defends it nicely.
Stamatis with a body punch. A glancing blow.
Spliff lands a head kick. Stamatis smiles back at him and beckons him forward.
Spliff chopping away at his opponent's legs.

Stamatis scores with a nice takedown into half guard. Let's see what he's got on the ground.
Spliff gets full guard.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.

Spliff had isolated an arm as going for a kimura. Stamatis defends it easily.
Spliff looking for a sweep. Not yet Spliff, not yet.
This has been an exciting period of action!

Spliff had isolated an arm as going for a kimura. Stamatis defends it easily.
Spliff looking to hit a scissor sweep but Stamatis is one step ahead there.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Stamatis trying to control but Spliff is working from the bottom.

Spliff had isolated an arm as going for a kimura. Stamatis defends it easily.
Spliff is trying to control the position from the bottom.

Spliff is looking for a guillotine. You can't force these things though and Stamatis defends well.
Stamatis stands up and looks to throw the legs aside to pass to side control. Spliff swivels though and keeps the full guard.
Spliff manages to land a sweep and now he's in mount on top!
Stamatis tries to lock up and control but Spliff gives him a forearm to the face and pushes him away.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Spliff lands a couple of good shots and Stamatis has given up his back, trying to escape the position!
Spliff will need to keep those long limbs tucked in whilst he's on the ground, to prevent any submissions.
Stamatis is trying to get back to his feet but Spliff has full control of the position and if anything, Stamatis has just worked his way into a worse spot.
Spliff lands a shot to the body.
Stamatis tries to escape the position - he's now mounted. Is that better or worse? Hard to tell!
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Spliff unloads with some shots from mount but Stamatis bucks and avoids them well.
Spliff in mount throwing good strikes here, bouncing his opponent's head off the canvas.
Spliff has been looking to land a fair amount of strikes on the ground. He might be looking to soften his opponent up in order to work for a submission.
Stamatis throwing hammer fists to the chest of Spliff. What's that going to do exactly?
Spliff with the ground and pound from mount.
Stamatis holding onto his opponent's waist for dear life, as Spliff tries to land some strikes to get him to release his grip.
The fighters are starting to get a bit slippery now, which will make submissions a bit more difficult.
Spliff thowing strikes but they're hitting the gloves, not doing any damage.
Stamatis tries to reverse the position but Spliff maintains control.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Spliff throws an elbow from mount that misses. Lucky escape for Stamatis because Spliff loaded up on that one.
Stamatis in a bad spot here, taking shots to the head.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Stamatis sneaks a leg back under and regains half guard and is working straight away to try and get back to guard. He hasn't managed just yet though.
Spliff thumps the canvas. Not on purpose obviously - he just missed Stamatis's head.
Spliff is looking to pass the guard... He's managed it - he's now in full mount!
Stamatis manages to regain half guard. Good work.
Spliff thumps the canvas. Not on purpose obviously - he just missed Stamatis's head.
Stamatis wants to get back to full guard.
Spliff is working hard to pass the guard. He's done it - he's now in full mount! Trouble for Stamatis!
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Spliff throws some wild stikes that Stamatis manages to avoid easily.
Spliff cracks Stamatis with a nasty head shot there - the crowd let out an audible gasp there, as the noise reverberated around the arena.
Spliff avoids the attempt from Stamatis to control.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Spliff landing strikes, looking to finish!
Spliff landing strikes, looking to finish!
Stamatis avoids a series of strikes thrown by Spliff.
Spliff sends his fist crashing into the mat - the crowd let out a collective ooooooh. Let's hope he's not broken it!
Stamatis tries to hold on but Spliff pushes him away.
Spliff throwing shots from mount but they're not landing.
Spliff tries to control but Stamatis wriggling away.
Spliff lands with some strikes.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Spliff lands a couple of nice shots there from mount.

Stamatis is rocked!
Spliff pausing momentarily but resumes with a couple of decent strikes that do a bit of damage.
Stamatis is still in real trouble! Can Spliff finish him?
Spliff is in full mount looking to finish with strikes. He lands a big shot, followed by another and Stamatis goes limp! The ref jumps in to end the fight - a big win for Spliff!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:55 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Strikes). Mustaffa Spliff!
After the big win, Mustaffa Spliff made sure to do all the important stuff like thanking his sponsors GTI - 1337 sponsors VERSUS and telling the interviewer how much he loves him.