PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Tony Twister (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Ardian Shiba (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Shiba is bouncing up and down as he enters the arena, backed by Theme tune Mohammed rapes children. Ardian Shiba looks lathargic as he enters the arena. Wake up son, you're about to have a fight!

Twister
vs
Shiba

188 cm
34
195 lbs
17 - 16 - 0

186 cm
29
198 lbs
7 - 8 - 1

Abu Dhabi Champ
Excellent boxer
Cardio machine

Excellent grappler
World class MT
Fast

Sydney BEAST Clothing

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 17 - 16 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Tony Twister!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 7 - 8 - 1, fighting out of London, Ardian Shiba!
The judges for this bout are Topper Green, Bruno Hogan and Darius Henderson.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Nice shot lands for Twister.
Twister tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Shiba was well out of range. Poor timing from Twister.
Shiba has done a lot of speed work in the buildup to this fight.

Twister closes the distance, clinches up and gets a nice trip takedown into side control. Very smooth.
Shiba is positioning himself to get back to half guard.

Twister goes for an armbar! This could be all over! Wait, no, Shiba rolls with the submission and now he's on top in Twister's guard! Nice work there by Shiba!
Twister is trying to control the position from the bottom.
Twister keeping moving, preventing Shiba from controlling successfully.
Shiba throwing strikes but missing.
Shiba trying to control the position from guard on top but Twister is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Shiba trying to pass the guard but can't manage it just yet.
Twister tries to land a sweep but no joy.
A real slowdown in the pace of the fight for a moment, as Twister holds on and takes a little breather.

The ref stands the fighters back up, due to lack of action by Ardian Shiba.
Twister connects nicely with a jab. Noted by the judges no doubt.
Twister comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.
Twister fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Shiba manages to avoid it.
Shiba ducks under a wild hook from Twister.
Shiba moves out of range as Twister strikes.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Twister misses with a right hand

and Shiba counters by moving into the clinch. Good anticipation by Shiba.

Twister manages to pull guard.
Shiba preventing the sweep.
Twister is working from a closed guard but he's struggling to control his opponent.
Twister wants to control here, rather than go for any submissions from the bottom. At least for now.
Twister looking to sweep here. No luck so far.
Hammerfist, elbow! yells Shiba's corner. There ya go! There ya go!
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Twister can't keep his opponent in guard - Shiba advances to half guard, no doubt looking to mount.
Shiba is looking to take a break and control but Twister is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.

Twister looking for submissions off his back.
Shiba passes the guard and advances to mount!

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Shiba looking to ground and pound his opponent to a finish here.
Twister wants to hold on but Shiba pushes him away.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Shiba unloading with bombs!
Twister is writhing around trying to get back to his feet.
Shiba looking to control but Twister is working nicely, looking to advance position himself.

Shiba jumps to the side looking to secure the arm triangle…. Ooooh, that looks tight… Twister is gargling but he's managed to escape! Nice work there by Twister and Shiba has given up the dominant position trying to land that submission.
Twister is sneaking out the side here. He's bucked Shiba off and has taken his back!
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.

Twister is working on the RNC. He looks like he's got it but Shiba won't tap... Oh, he's out! The ref rips Twister off his unconscious opponent!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:59 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (RNC). Tony Twister!
Our winner, Tony Twister, made sure he spent some time buttering up the crowd during his post fight interview, which will no doubt bring him a few more fans.
In defeat, Ardian Shiba stepped up to the mic, saying 'It's at times like this, one must reach deeply into his soul,challenge his heart, feel new courage, endure the fuck pain and say 'FUCK ISLAM AND MOHAMMED WAS A PEDOPHILE''.