PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Scottie Pippen (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Mac Gargan (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Pippen's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, A$AP Ferg. Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.

Pippen
vs
Gargan

177 cm
18
188 lbs
3 - 0 - 0

190 cm
22
199 lbs
3 - 2 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
Big right hand

BJJ Blue Belt
Brawler
Very confident

The Empire - 15% Laundry

North

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 3 - 0 - 0, fighting out of New York, Scottie Pippen!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 3 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Mac Gargan!
The judges for this bout are Timothy Bukovac, Frank Antenori and .

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Gargan misses with a shot to the body
and Pippen makes him pay by landing a nice hook to the body before moving out of range.
An inside leg kick from Gargan misses.
Pippen lands a body shot.
A head kick misses from Gargan.
Pippen throws a lazy right hand but Gargan sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Pippen fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
Pippen misses with a wild body shot.
We've been told by Pippen's head coaches at BigMouth Cabrons that he's been working on his takedown defense in preparation for this fight.

Gargan drives through and clinches with Pippen against the cage.
Pippen avoids a wild elbow strike from Gargan.
Pippen tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Gargan's elbow.
A body shot lands from Pippen.
Pippen scores with a nice hook to the head.
Pippen lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
Gargan blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Gargan blocks a body shot from Pippen.
Pippen lands a right hand that snaps the head of Gargan backwards.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Gargan tries a knee to the head but Pippen blocks it.
Pippen lands a body shot.
Pippen lands a body shot in the clinch.
Pippen avoids the elbow strike from Gargan, against the cage.
Pippen working some nice short punches in the clinch.
Pippen lands a body punch.
Pippen throws a punch but it's blocked by Gargan.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Pippen lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Gargan backwards.
Gargan throws an elbow but it's blocked.
Pippen tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Gargan misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Pippen.
Pippen throws a head punch that misses.
Pippen stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.
Gargan fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Gargan misses with an elbow strike.
Pippen cracks Gargan with a nice body shot.
Gargan looks winded!
With the two fighters working up against the cage, Gargan just misses with a elbow thrown towards Pippen's brow.
Gargan throws an elbow but it misses.
Pippen is leaning against Gargan and scores with a nice uppercut to the body.
Pippen tries to throw a body punch but Gargan avoids it by throwing Pippen back against the cage.
Pippen softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
A short right from Pippen on the inside.
Pippen lands a nice looking hook to the body, against the cage.
Pippen blocks a body shot from Gargan.
A right handed body shot lands from Pippen.
Pippen tries a body shot but Gargan blocks it.
Pippen lands a right hand that snaps the head of Gargan backwards.
Pippen misses with a punch to the body.
Pippen is leaning against Gargan and scores with a nice uppercut to the body.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Pippen lands with a light punch inside.
Gargan's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
Pippen lands with a left to the head.
Pippen lands on the inside with an uppercut.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Pippen.
Pippen throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Gargans head.
Gargan creates a bit of distance and throws an elbow that only just misses.
Pippen lands a hook that snaps the head of Gargan backwards.
Pippen tries a body shot but Gargan blocks it.
Gargan misses with an elbow over the top.
Gargan misses with an elbow strike.
A right hook to the body lands for Pippen.
Pippen dodges an elbow strike from Gargan.
Pippen lands an uppercut.
Nice body punch from Pippen - that landed with a thud.
A short right from Pippen on the inside.
Gargan prevents a body shot from Pippen.
Gargan misses with an elbow over the top.
Pippen lands a body shot.
An uppercut to the body lands inside from Pippen.
Pippen throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Gargans head.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
A short right from Pippen on the inside.
Pippen lands a hook to the side of the head.
Pippen lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Gargan backwards.
Pippen lands with a left to the head.
Pippen softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
Gargan misses with an elbow strike.
Pippen scores with a nice hook to the head.
Pippen lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Pippen tries to work over Gargan's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Pippen tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Gargan's elbow.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Pippen.
Pippen blocks an elbow strike.
Pippen tries to work over Gargan's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Gargan.
Pippen misses with a short punch on the inside.
Pippen blocks an elbow strike.
Pippen avoids a wild elbow strike from Gargan.
Pippen lands with a light punch inside.
A body shot lands from Pippen.
Gargan misses with an elbow over the top.
Gargan throws a nice elbow but it doesn't land.
Pippen tries to work over Gargan's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Gargan pushes off and fires off an elbow that misses, before clinching up again, against the cage.
Gargan tries a knee to the head but Pippen blocks it.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Gargan wants to break the clinch but can't.
Gargan misses with an elbow strike.
Gargan's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
Pippen misses with a short punch on the inside.
Gargan lands an elbow inside that Pippen shrugs off.
Pippen makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
Gargan tries a knee to the head but Pippen blocks it.
Pippen digs a right hand into Gargan's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on Gargan's gas tank.
Gargan throws an elbow but it misses.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Pippen.
Pippen lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
Pippen scores with a shoulder strike.
Pippen doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Pippen swings away with an uppercut that misses.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Nice body punch from Pippen.
Pippen works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process.
Gargan throws an elbow but it's blocked.
Pippen avoids a wild elbow strike from Gargan.
Pippen working some nice short punches in the clinch.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Scottie Pippen dominated that round.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business.

Pippen drives through and clinches with Gargan against the cage.
Nice body punch from Pippen.
Pippen misses with a punch to the body.
Gargan blocks an uppercut.
Gargan looks to throw an elbow but misses.
Good anti-grappling being displayed by Pippen as Gargan tries to tie him up.
Gargan has been looking to improve his clinch game in recent weeks. Pippen seems to have the measure of him in the clinch so far, so let's see if Gargan can turn it around.
Gargan goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Pippen tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Gargan's elbow.
Pippen goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Gargan misses with an elbow over the top.
Pippen throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Gargans head.
Gargan looks to throw an elbow but misses.
Gargan blocks an uppercut.
Gargan pushes off and fires off an elbow that misses, before clinching up again, against the cage.
Still in the clinch, Pippen scores with a nice short uppercut.
Gargan throws an elbow but it misses.
A short right from Pippen.
Pippen lands with a short shot to the head.
Pippen cracks Gargan with a nice body shot.
Gargan is breathing heavily.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Gargan blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Pippen lands a body shot in the clinch.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Pippen lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Pippen lands a body punch in the clinch.
Pippen lands a shoulder strike.
Good body shot from Pippen.
Pippen lands a shoulder strike.
Gargan takes a shot to the head.

Gargan is rocked!
A nice right hand lands inside from Pippen.
Gargan is still on wobbly legs! Can Pippen finish him?
Pippen scores with a hook to the body.
Pippen lands with a short shot to the head.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Pippen.
Pippen pushes Gargan against the cage. Pippen is working some dirty boxing. Pippen pushes off with a quick right hook! Gargan goes down! Gargan tries to stand but stumbles back to his kness! Pippen moves in to finish and the ref steps in to prevent any more damage!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:33 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Scottie Pippen!
A very excited looking Scottie Pippen made sure he remembered to thank all the fans both in the arena and on the internet. He said all the coolest people spend all day on MMA websites, which got a big reaction.