PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a bantamweight MMA rules bout between Toney Benjamin (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Vegterzbaaz Sjonnie Bennie Penis (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Benjamin
vs
Sjonnie Bennie Penis

152 cm
18
140 lbs
0 - 1 - 0

155 cm
18
140 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Counter fighter
Cuts easily

BJJ Purple Belt
Brawler
Granite chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the bantamweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Toney Benjamin!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Vegterzbaaz Sjonnie Bennie Penis!
The judges for this bout are Skip Squint, Eliza Hachem and Steve Erwin.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

Sjonnie Bennie Penis shoots in looking for a single leg takedown. Benjamin is trying to defend but Sjonnie Bennie Penis finishes it well and ends up in half guard. Let's see if he can advance position further.
Sjonnie Bennie Penis controlling the action here.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Let's hope that Sjonnie Bennie Penis has the urge to step up the pace any second now because for the last 15 or 20 seconds he's just been holding on tight.
Sjonnie Bennie Penis trying to pass the guard but Benjamin defending well.
Sjonnie Bennie Penis is thwarting Benjamin's attempts to control the position.

That's one minute gone in the round.

The ref calls for a clean break and stands the fighters back up. Vegterzbaaz Sjonnie Bennie Penis wasn't active enough on the ground.
Sjonnie Bennie Penis throws a head kick that misses.

Sjonnie Bennie Penis manages to get an easy takedown there - catching Benjamin on his heels. He'll look to pass Benjamin's guard now, I'm sure.
Sjonnie Bennie Penis trying to pass the guard but can't manage it just yet.
Sjonnie Bennie Penis is intent on slowing down the pace of the fight, simply looking to control.
Sjonnie Bennie Penis trying to control but Benjamin is working from the bottom.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The referee looks like he's ready to step in and stand the fighters back up.
Benjamin not looking particularly offensive just at the moment.

We're going to have a standup here because Toney Benjamin wasn't active enough for the referee's liking.

Sjonnie Bennie Penis takes the fight into the clinch.
Benjamin jumps guard but his hands slip and he falls flat on his back. Well, he's made himself look a right mug there, as Sjonnie Bennie Penis walks away with a smile on his face. Benjamin gets slowly back to his feet and shakes his head.
Benjamin checks a leg kick.
Sjonnie Bennie Penis throws a low kick but Benjamin moves out of range easily.
Vegterzbaaz Sjonnie Bennie Penis seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.

Sjonnie Bennie Penis gets a double leg takedown into Benjamin's guard.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Sjonnie Bennie Penis is pushing down on Benjamin's leg trying to pass to half guard. Benjamin is fighting to maintain full guard but Sjonnie Bennie Penis has managed to sneak the leg through.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Sjonnie Bennie Penis is figuring out what he wants to do next.
Sjonnie Bennie Penis is nestled in close to Benjamin, controlling him well. He's worked in a nice elbow to the side of the head as well, for good measure.
Neither fighter is being very active at the moment, with Sjonnie Bennie Penis in particular looking to stall.
Benjamin knows he needs to get back to his feet asap. He's simply no match for Sjonnie Bennie Penis on the ground.

That's four minutes gone in the round.

Vegterzbaaz Sjonnie Bennie Penis has forced the referee to step in and restart the fight on the feet.

Sjonnie Bennie Penis clinches.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Benjamin.
Sjonnie Bennie Penis lands on the inside with an uppercut.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Stalling in the clinch from Sjonnie Bennie Penis.

Benjamin manages to pull guard. Let's see whether he can land a sub off his back.
Sjonnie Bennie Penis with a couple of shots to the head there. Not particularly brutal.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Vegterzbaaz Sjonnie Bennie Penis dominated that round.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action.

Sjonnie Bennie Penis throws the overhand right but ducks down into a quick takedown attempt. Benjamin was covering up waiting for the punch and Sjonnie Bennie Penis finishes the takedown easily into guard.
Sjonnie Bennie Penis is taking a break and basically stalling. The referee will not allow him to do that for long.
Sjonnie Bennie Penis wants to control from the top but Benjamin keeps moving.
If this pace continues, the referee will definitely step in and force a standup.
Benjamin has momentary wrist control but Sjonnie Bennie Penis slips an elbow through the middle.
Benjamin really is a fat lump.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Sjonnie Bennie Penis throwing strikes but missing.
Sjonnie Bennie Penis is taking a break and basically stalling. The referee will not allow him to do that for long.

OK we're going to have a standup here. Vegterzbaaz Sjonnie Bennie Penis hasn't been effective enough on the ground and the referee wants a restart.

Excellent takedown into side control there by Sjonnie Bennie Penis.
Sjonnie Bennie Penis wants to stand but Benjamin is controlling his arm.
You can see the frustration on Benjamin's face, being in this tough position on the bottom.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Sjonnie Bennie Penis tries to score with some ground and pound. Benjamin controls his posture well this time though and the shots don't do any damage.
Sjonnie Bennie Penis advances to mount.
Sjonnie Bennie Penis takes a little breather and maintains the position. The referee will be looking for him to stay active from such a dominant position though.

That's three minutes gone in the round.

Sjonnie Bennie Penis looking for a guillotine from mount but Benjamin is having none of it.
Benjamin blocking the ground and pound.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Sjonnie Bennie Penis landing punches.

It looks like Toney Benjamin has been cut.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Sjonnie Bennie Penis can't quite control the action as he would like just now, as Benjamin is looking to escape.
Sjonnie Bennie Penis thuds his fist into the canvas! Oooouch!
Benjamin is in a horrible position here, under a barrage of strikes, he's managing to avoid any damage.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Sjonnie Bennie Penis controlling the pace for now.
Benjamin is in a horrible position here, under a barrage of strikes, he's managing to avoid any damage.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Vegterzbaaz Sjonnie Bennie Penis showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The cut man is working on Toney Benjamin's cut.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action! This is the final round!

Sjonnie Bennie Penis shoots in for a takedown and gets it. Let's see what he's got on the mat.
Sjonnie Bennie Penis has decided he wants to stand but the closed guard of Benjamin is proving hard to escape from.
Sjonnie Bennie Penis has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
Sjonnie Bennie Penis advances position into side control!
Sjonnie Bennie Penis tries to get to his feet but he's trapped momentarily.
Sjonnie Bennie Penis looking to punish the body of his opponent here but Benjamin is avoiding damage well.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Sjonnie Bennie Penis trying to control the position but Benjamin is working away.
Sjonnie Bennie Penis wants to stand but Benjamin has his arm trapped.
Benjamin is trying to control Sjonnie Bennie Penis's posture but Sjonnie Bennie Penis avoids it.

Sjonnie Bennie Penis tries for a kimura but Benjamin is defending well.

That's two minutes gone in the round.

Sjonnie Bennie Penis is trying to get an arm triangle but Benjamin is defending well.
Sjonnie Bennie Penis just content to control the position.
Sjonnie Bennie Penis wants to lay and pray for a moment but Benjamin keeps working.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Sjonnie Bennie Penis misses with the ground and pound.

Sjonnie Bennie Penis stands up and we're back to a striking position.

Sjonnie Bennie Penis drives through with a takedown into Benjamin's guard. Let's see what he can do from the top position.
Benjamin keeping full guard, as Sjonnie Bennie Penis tries to pass.

That's four minutes gone in the round.

Sjonnie Bennie Penis gets to his feet - Benjamin follows without any prompting.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Sjonnie Bennie Penis throws the kick towards the body but Benjamin avoids it.

Sjonnie Bennie Penis shoots in looking for a single leg takedown. Benjamin is trying to defend but Sjonnie Bennie Penis finishes it well and ends up in half guard. Let's see if he can advance position further.
Sjonnie Bennie Penis lands with a punch from half guard.

And that's the end of the fight!
Vegterzbaaz Sjonnie Bennie Penis comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
Well Sjonnie Bennie Penis has outworked and out performed his opponent in all aspects of the game today. He was simply too good and the decision should be no more than a formality. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Skip Squint scores the fight 25:30
Judge Eliza Hachem scores the fight 25:30
Judge Steve Erwin scores the fight 25:30

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Vegterzbaaz Sjonnie Bennie Penis!